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Lol, he thinks his shit show deserves more than one thread.
💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter
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Late on this, but I think "pew pew" is suppose to be his autistic way of saying "shots fired".
Which, I swear, is actually a reference to a police shooting that killed a black teenager. I'll admit though I can't remember where I heard that.
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It should be noted that hayden likes to mix and match his hate sites. He rarely refers to the kiwi farms by name and instead uses 4/8 chan as proxies. He does this because those sites are hard to navigate of you're not used to reading them. Our forum format is easy to read. If you lie about a troll willing to commit physical assault you'd say it's source was a Chan because a novice could never debunk it.
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It's also because the chans sound more threatening.
After all, they're anonymous posting boards where one can find all kinds of questionable stuff, and to the uninformed average Joe, they're often synonymous with the darkest parts of the Internet. Hayden plays on that.
If you say the threats came from someone with a kitten avatar on a site called Kiwi Farms, that sounds far less omnious.
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That's a good point. He also pins the try-hard racism on us too. (which is rich considering his 'comedy style' )
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The seedy underbelly of the world, a place where men are tortured and women are defiled, a place where terrorist acts are plotted... A place known by a name that strikes fear into the hearts of many... A place called Kiwi Farms.
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I just remembered that time @Arietis's drawing was sent to Goldstein
I thought a kiwi sent it initially. In retrospect, what's the possibility Hayden was desperate for marketing material and simply re-appropriated it?
I thought a kiwi sent it initially. In retrospect, what's the possibility Hayden was desperate for marketing material and simply re-appropriated it?
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"Pew pew" actually doesn't mean anything. He took it from Facebook because he thought it sounded funny.
True facts. I can try and find the ask if needed.
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Because this is a lolcow forum.
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If this happens I'll absolutely watch the show.
"In this fish-out-of-water comedy, a down-on-his-luck galactic tyrant has to deal with his most insufferable minions yet!"
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I don't think it was a kiwi, either. That it's uncredited kinda shows Hayden knew the origin was one of them DIRTY DANG TROLLS. If someone had sent it, that person would probably be credited as source.
Considering Hayden and his tranny drone scouted the chans for "harassment", it wouldn't be surprising for him to stumble upon this thread after a Google search. Since the picture was pretty restrained in its mockery, he probably saw a chance to show "legitimate fan appreciation". Which, alas, worked as intended. Even Sophie RT/faved it, oblivious to the fact that we kiwis have a different, more derisive concept of "Tumblr" than the masses.
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H-hows my Gen Zed video even funny? I just pulled all that shit out of my ass while having a head ache and a shitty mic
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His longest running show premise was a parody of a local news tv station
The level of writing here (or worse) is what we can expect from gen zed (if it's ever released)
Edit It'll probably be closer to 'teensy tweets'
The level of writing here (or worse) is what we can expect from gen zed (if it's ever released)
Edit It'll probably be closer to 'teensy tweets'
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They'll make one episode
No one will take it on
They'll beg to tumblr for donations to keep making more
Everyone will mock it
They'll use their own pay checks if necessary
Whole thing is shut down is about a week or two
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An example of what Hayden thinks is a joke.
I think it's pretty obvious how badly this fails.
I think it's pretty obvious how badly this fails.
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That's just disgusting.
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Jesus Christ, this is not funny at all. it doesn't even fall into "so unfunny, it's funny". It just makes me angry and I don't know why.
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I've noticed that too. I'm not one to get spergy about media at all but hayden's 'nonmedy' is cringe worthy (in a bad way)
He'll probably just say that we're ignorant or scared of _______ and that's why we don't get his jokes.
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For those interested, here's the earliest iteration of Gen Zed, almost one year ago exactly. It had only one post on its tumblr.
It never updated again.
It's partly because his jokes are just flat out mean. He's not poking fun at other people, he's hatefully insulting them and then going "lol jk jk" when it's painfully obvious he means every word he says.
Probably Hayden said:
It never updated again.
It's partly because his jokes are just flat out mean. He's not poking fun at other people, he's hatefully insulting them and then going "lol jk jk" when it's painfully obvious he means every word he says.