Explain yourself, sir!
Mortal Kombat Annihilation... Super Mario Bros... yeah no, there's plenty worse than Tomb Raider.
Hey, that movie is unironic art!
. . . get me a few more beers and we'll see.
Well fuck you too, Angry Birds Movie was kino. Also, Mortal Kombat Annihilation and the live-action Mario movie were also very kino, and were a breath of fresh air compared to shit like Legend of Chun-Li, Doom Annihilation and Tomb Raider 2018.
Hey! Cool it with the F's, I challenged you politely for spirited debate!
To answer the Double Dragon one, it's kino as its own movie, even though I haven't even played any of the Double Dragon games, so I calls it as is. At least that's drinking levels fun, whereas shit like Mark Wahlberg in Max Payne is an absolute dumpster fire.
This guy is either a brilliant satirist, or needs to lay off the dmt.
Ok now I'm wondering if I'm not understanding the definition you're using for "kino."
This next time will make 3.
All I've ever seen with Stargate is Aqua Teen Hunger Force had it with Fargate and South Park had it with Imagination Land.
Wasn't there also a Stargate reference in the one episode of American Dad where Jeff returned to earth?
And every time it's a little less good.
I'll always fear that the new Futurama will make uncanny nods by gushing over the idea of being a Disney property, like what the Simpsons has been doing right after the Disney-Fox purchase.
This time it may well buck the trend, and be WAY less good
As with most revivals in this day and age.
The worst thing is the revivals aren't necessary. They've had final episodes before so they always had closure.
Hold on, there's maybe(?) an actual Stargate reference in American Dad
