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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Phil's teeth so yellow the sun said "I quit."
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Winnie the Poohnani said:
It sure sounds as if Jared isn't actually interested in trooning out so much as he is being compelled by peer pressure and has to somehow convince himself that he wants to become trans. Or maybe he's just that desperate to become part of something/anything.

"I've been reading almost exclusively female POV stories*... and also tons of gender bender stories and fan fiction."

What, no sissy hypno vids? Gender bender stories and fan fiction sound kind of fetishistic, tbh. More to the point, Jared is living in a tranny utopia where he could be having hot secksy times (lived experience in a troon-type environment) with Kevryn or Jen the Coprophage, so why doesn't he? Try before you buy, bro! Do I have to spell it out for you like I was Patrick Bateman up in this bitch? "Kevryn, get down on your knees so Jared can see your amhole. Jared, don't just stare at it, eat it."

Was not surprised that there were "expectations to join the military but that didn't work out and depression yay". This explains why the boy larps so hard with the weaponry and such. It's all raging insecurity expressed as inept pageantry. Man, Jared, you are one sad bastard. You should reach down and grab your balls, while they're still there to be grabbed.


*Female POV and trannies are two distinctly separate things that have absolutely nothing to do with each other. Does Jared think that reading Jane Austen will put him in touch with his inner troon spirit? WTF
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The excuse troons make about finding their "femininity" through fiction is ridiculous. If this were a valid reason to "change sexual identities", most women would have trooned into men long ago. Many women have favorite fictional characters, entertainers, authors, actors, musicians who are male male male, many women idolize these people. It's impossible to read fiction or watch a movie without encountering a male lead or male central character, and the vast majority women have always been able to appreciate these stories without chopping their tits off and popping testosterone.

stupid frog said:

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Katrina Mora​

Executive Legal Assistant for Jonathan Willett Law Offices​

Boulder, Colorado, United States​


This is her, isn't it?
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The earrings seem to be the tip off. That photo might be an older one, different hair style, etc.
 
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I'm no PR guru, but it seems like the small resurgence of online interest in the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch would make this an ideal time to release the videos and/or drone images of Earl attacking last year, or the necropsy on their alpaca that was murdered.
 
Aunt Carol said:
I'm no PR guru, but it seems like the small resurgence of online interest in the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch would make this an ideal time to release the videos and/or drone images of Earl attacking last year, or the necropsy on their alpaca that was murdered.
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The local vet who did the necropy is actually Earl's cousin and falsified the report to incriminate the Fair Laddies of Tran Ranch. In addition to these already grave news the local IT guy turned out to be Earl's brother-in-law and got rid of all those totally real video files so now our intrepid heroines are left without any evidence of the attacks. @The Elusive Earl is a smart guy and planned everything out in advance.
 
Boris Blank's glass eye said:
The local vet who did the necropy is actually Earl's cousin and falsified the report to incriminate the Fair Laddies of Tran Ranch. In addition to these already grave news the local IT guy turned out to be Earl's brother-in-law and got rid of all those totally real video files so now our intrepid heroines are left without any evidence of the attacks. @The Elusive Earl is a smart guy and planned everything out in advance.
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Fuck; it's Earls all the way down!

Seriously, though, I wish a reporter idly following the story would follow up with the news lady whom the Tranch publically stated also got white powder in the mail. US Postal Inspectors wouldn't just let something like that drop, and some lady in a blazer doesn't have the ACAB troon mantra to explain why she didn't go to the cops.
She could just confirm/deny that it happened to her, and since I suspect it's deny, there's no way the Tranch would ever admit to being mistaken.

They macho out and double down, or say anything about the TV reporter being in on the whole thing, it'd be a fun public spectacle encourage dialogue.
 
Male socialization strikes again. No woman expecting to be taken seriously is doing an interview/circle jerk sesh while slouching, scowling, and braless.

That’s like the pic version of of random.txt.
 
one_time_user said:
You know what? I don't want troons supporting women's protests about abortion. Not one bit. They've done enough damage as it is. They just see this as an endorsed way of rioting and making it about their penises.
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"Abortion rights abolished, cockless males and morbidly obese femcels most affected."
Burke said:
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Jesus Christ.
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This picture by itself says all anyone rational needs to know about troons and troonery.
 
Burke said:
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Jesus Christ.
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Why don’t people take you seriously? You can’t even be bothered to comb your fucking hair to show respect to someone who is trying to engage you in an interview as a voice of your community. Just roll out of bed, wear the same tank top you fell asleep in and espouse about the wonderful majesty of trans activism.
 
Burke said:
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Amphotericin B said:
Male socialization strikes again. No woman expecting to be taken seriously is doing an interview/circle jerk sesh while slouching, scowling, and braless.

That’s like the pic version of of random.txt.
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Bra straps would've spoiled the fashion, no doubt. But really, this is them making an effort, knowing it would be recorded? Tumor tits fleeing from each other in faded misshapen tanktops, surrounded by filth and clutter, bad lighting reinforcing that 5 o'clock shadow... this feels like the start of a horror movie.
 
stupid frog said:
I don't know how to archive, it just spit back a log in page. But since you agree it's her, not that it was hard to find


@Miss Misery ?

i think i have her dox btw it took like 5 seconds to find
but im not good at confirming stuff or american
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Sorry, I missed this. But it certainly looks like you've got the right person, fren.
 
Free the Pedos said:
Why would you front and center your horrifying mouth in a picture like that? He can't smile with a closed mouth or just a bit of teeth!?
Incidentally, the VA can assist with dental care for true and honest veterans.
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If Zach Hazard is correct, Dental is only if you're completely disabled by your military service. That may actually be vision instead but I distinctly remember the quote of "yeah it's weird, we have a really good dental clinic but no one ever comes here."

I trust a man who served his time in Fort Polk more than the entirety of the Tranch.
 
Burke said:
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Jesus Christ.
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Anime poster and Nintendo merch in the background.

Amphotericin B said:
Male socialization strikes again. No woman expecting to be taken seriously is doing an interview/circle jerk sesh while slouching, scowling, and braless.

That’s like the pic version of of random.txt.
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Their hair is a mess and looks unwashed. No effort done at makeup. Clothes are hideous and uncoordinated. Most women won't even lounge around the house in this sort of State. Especially if they live with other people who are going to look at them.

I think what offends me the most about these clowns is not that they are larping as females. It's that they are so bad at it. They apply about as much effort to being women as they do towards taking care of their animals. None.
 
AngeloTheWizard said:
If Zach Hazard is correct, Dental is only if you're completely disabled by your military service. That may actually be vision instead but I distinctly remember the quote of "yeah it's weird, we have a really good dental clinic but no one ever comes here."

I trust a man who served his time in Fort Polk more than the entirety of the Tranch.
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God bless any man who is forced to go to Polk.

It's been a while since I looked into it, but as far as someone in my position (honorable discharge, no disability %), you were only given dental care in the form of an exam if you didn't get one during out-processing. And this was a timeframe of around 6 months after you ETS'd.

Could be completely wrong though.

Though I am shocked that Phil doesn't go no holds bar for a disability rating. Cav Scouts might be gay, but it's also not an easy life. Organizations (and cheat sheets) exist that would push for him to get as high a disability % as possible plus Phil strikes me as the kind of guy who loves government benefits and considers them an earned right.
 
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