How i can evolve?

[Cats]

how can i learn how to evolve into the next Human?

 

[Meat Target]

Level up, or try one of the Stones.

 

[Realistic]

you need to battle other humans to gain XP, only then can you evolve.

also hate to tell you this but you're trapped in balls and captured by human trainers looking to catch them all.

 

[murph]

You can't, really. Your children can, if you can manage to reproduce with a higher ape.

 

[and 17 others]

The next step is robotics

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Try hitting things with a large hammer. No, really, it's a *SKILL*.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Git gud

 

[Retink]

Thunderstone.

 

[Quijibo69]

Eat Pokémon

 

[Colon capital V]

Copy your mind into a computer then kill yourself knowing it will grow too smart and evil for its own good.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Sorry, evolution isn't real.

 

[Cool Dog]

Shoot yourself with small caliber bullets to gain immunity to guns

 

[Tism the Return]

You need a power-up!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Poor kitty, the tumor on your thyroid is making you hallucinate. You poor, poor kitty

 

[Sneedcat]

just be happy as a cat

 

[Cats]

okay, i shall

 

[Ultrapenguin]

okay, i shall

Oh, and here I was just in the middle of writing some little joke about autism and being the next step in human evolution, but I see you've already found your answer Mr. Smartypants so I guess I won't bother then.

Hmph.

 

[Cats]

cat is always the answer, friend

 

[Gimmick Account]

Thunderstone.

in this case it's probably friendship