I’m sure the landlord wanted them out and are raising the rent. I can’t imagine how gross the place is after two years of them living there.
Ralph’s been too busy with important things like trips to Lisbon, AC and upcoming Baked Alaska trip to trouble himself with finding a decent place for him and his infant daughter to live.
Only after shit was getting down to the wire did he bother you start looking and realized he was fucked. Unmarried white trash couple, no stable employment, with baby and three pets? LMAO. No decent place will rent to them.
Ralph will try so hard to hide the shit hole they end up moving too. Not because of alogs but because he lives like the white trash he is. He’s made sure to never show inside of his home now because it’s a pig stye. He’s spent more on purses than furniture.
It’s telling that a guy who can stop flexing about cheap cigars, trips, purses, mall clothes, etc…never, ever mentions or shows a hint of how he actually lives at home. Most streamers love to show off the digs they live in. Not doxing the location but just showing the effort and money they put into a nice home or even just their studio.
Ralph, otoh, has always done his very best to hide his living conditions. Obviously he was ashamed to live with Sandra in the crack shack but he had to hide his very first big boy rental home too.
Taping some paper photos and polyester flags to the u-haul blankets is as good as it gets for interior decorating in the Ralpharental. Thankfully they at least have that plastic rustic cross to go with the disposable plates for the new place!
Just now, in the midst of bragging about how the Faggot Farms will never find him, Ralph got triggered by "the hater chat" and let slip that he's moving out of state. Thanks Ralph! Already making the aylawgs' jobs easier.
Shit, Ralph would say he’s moving to the penthouse next door to his Manhattan attorney if he thought he could keep the location secret forever.
I really do hope they are getting a uhaul and driving to some place they’ve only seen online.
Too bad they have an infant or maybe Baked would have let them rent a bunk bed in his streaming house or Mersh give’em a good deal on his couch. I hear Nick has a empty basement apartment but he wouldn’t rent to junkyard trailer trash. Maybe Harry rented an apartment for May in Rochester so the grandparents can raise Rozy.
No matter where they going, it’s going to be an epic shit show.
