🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[MarvelousMess]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E2wbA4kzoncArchive:
20220613 i’m too fat for the gym, grocery haul, & outpatient update - vlog.mp4

Amber likely was choosing the wrong equipment for her size if she tried both an elliptical and treadmill and they wouldn’t work. Many gym items can actually handle over their weight limit but she would be better off starting off with something like a Nustep (recumbent elliptical), recumbent bike, or weight machines. Recumbent machines would be easier on the joints and tend to handle limits over the technical weight limit better. But, this is amber so the whole story was probably made up in the first place because we all know our gorl

 

[StrawberryDouche]

This to our knowledge, the fifth time she's had cellulitis in less than a year. But it's not because she's filthy you guys! It's because she has athlete's hoof and fungus is the same organism as bacteria. Google it! Do your research! It's a thing!

With each bout, she is waddling ever closer to becoming antibiotic resistant, and when that happens, either the sepsis will kill her, or she loses a leg and 200 pounds.

 

[Xenomorph]

lolcowgo.net has been mentioned before but is worth mentioning again. You can use it to search the videos of Amber and a few other popular cows by word and it'll link you right to where that word is said. I put in "fluid" and a bunch of videos came up where she mentions her legs being fluid-filled.

Thanks bb I'll sex you later.

 

[I am vomit]

or she loses a leg and 200 pounds.

Guies I did NAWT lose a laeg, I lost 200 pounds and it's invalidaeting for you guies to say I lost a laeg

 

[Clintonberg]

Another fucking grocery haul? Jesus Christ, I know she's humongous but come on.

 

[Owlflaps]

This to our knowledge, the fifth time she's had cellulitis in less than a year. But it's not because she's filthy you guys! It's because she has athlete's hoof and fungus is the same organism as bacteria. Google it! Do your research! It's a thing!

With each bout, she is waddling ever closer to becoming antibiotic resistant, and when that happens, either the sepsis will kill her, or she loses a leg and 200 pounds.

I'm preparing her epitaph just in case!

 

[M.T. Graves]

More groceries, of course. They just know her by name and smell by now. Also at that weight, you shouldn’t even be considering a gym. Just try being upright and walking for more than 30 seconds. A gym won’t help when you can’t make it from the parking lot into the building.

 

[Probably your mom]

Either way shes fucked

If its the dema, shes got like stage 4 and yes they do leak. Because of her size they should look horrendous. The new shots she gave us involving her leg roll calf thingy only shows round ok ish looking skin but thats just from the bottom so we cant be sure. It may look red, cracked and inflamed everywhere else. If shes been referred to lymph doc then shes been referred and is too scared to go have someone actually look at her and tell her to do something thats time consuming and not dainty or pretty in any way (wrapping them up) so shes avoiding going to the specialist. My biggest question is, is she wrapping them a little bit with something because with that amount of fluid she should be leaking with legs that size, her pant legs should be visibly wet with all the shit leaking out of her.

If its not the dema-

Its fat. Its just plain old fat and shes been adopting "lymphedema" as one of her *uwu medical conditions out of my control im such a helpless princess owo* bullshit and just knows that lymphadema makes your legs big and its not your fault. That would explain the no wet pants and no crazy rash looking thing on the bottom of her ankle ball. This means shes just super fucking fat and the veins and arteries in her legs are screaming because they cant handle essentially being squeezed with the weight of all that fat and told to function properly.

This is what I get for leaving hambaby for a bit

When did she show her legs and were there pictures?

 

[dollastoho]

This is what I get for leaving hambaby for a bit

When did she show her legs and were there pictures?

We got a glimpse of her ankle balls, not the laygs unfortunately (or fortunately maybe). SS in the following post..

Still mourning the loss of the Hoof & Ankle thread, but here's another one for y'all. Yes, I stole it (thanks Reddit), IDGAF.

What do we have here?
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ENHANCE!

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The mind boggles.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

SKINNY PEOPLE GET CELLULITIS TOO!!!!!

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

She seems very happy in this video, probably because she was meant to be going somewhere with Jade, but because of her 'cellulitis' she cannot go. Always remember what the Thumb said, Amber will make any excuse to not leave the house or even leave the couch.
Her 'Athletes Feet' must be bad as she must have it on bolth feet. That's very rare for anyone who washes and dries properly. I had it years ago, between 2 toes on 1 foot. I had to dry myself fully then dry my infected foot last, then put that towel in the wash. I had to apply cream on the area twice per day and it had cleared up in 2 weeks. Never had it since. As easy as that, eckspeshully for someone who showers as much as our dainty gorl. The fact it has spread says much about her real standard of personal hygiene. No new sneakers for Wipey this month.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

No one eats only one cup of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Amberlynn. Not even skinny people.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

She seems very happy in this video, probably because she was meant to be going somewhere with Jade, but because of her 'cellulitis' she cannot go. Always remember what the Thumb said, Amber will make any excuse to not leave the house or even leave the couch.
Her 'Athletes Feet' must be bad as she must have it on bolth feet. That's very rare for anyone who washes and dries properly. I had it years ago, between 2 toes on 1 foot. I had to dry myself fully then dry my infected foot last, then put that towel in the wash. I had to apply cream on the area twice per day and it had cleared up in 2 weeks. Never had it since. As easy as that, eckspeshully for someone who showers as much as our dainty gorl. The fact it has spread says much about her real standard of personal hygiene. No new sneakers for Wipey this month.

You probably weren't dealing with all the folds she has to deal with. Remember, her ankle fat hangs over her feet so anything that's on her feet, gets in her layg folds which are probably covered in small cuts and openings from not being cleaned properly.

Also, why doesn't she just use the damn seated cycling device "Jade" bought for her??

Living her best life. Love that for our gorl.

 

[Pippeyy]

My question about the cellulitis is if it a new infection or the last infection not that long ago that she never finished the meds for and it just got worse? She never said, that I can recall, that she went back to the ER last time so it was assumed that she was just taking meds she didn't finish from another bout of it. Which is totally how you handle antibiotics dontchaknow?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

With the constant cellutis and her taking oral antibiotics, yeah good luck wid dat. McFat needs at least a week or two in the hospital with strong intravenous antibiotics if she's gonna live to see 32.

This is not some deathfat threat. It's reality. The problem being your liver, kidneys, and overall health will take a complete nosedive while your body tries to process and deal with the influx of the antibiotics.

Slappy knows this from a near death hospital experience. STOP the IV antibiotics. Youse fucks is killing me. Doc was like O'tay. Two days later, all shit was normal and they released me.

Fuckers would killed me with IV antibiotics. TMI, whaddeva.

 

[King Fructose]

They should just section off an aisle for her at the local grocery store.

 

[Kitsunehime]

I wonder if Mrs Doctorlynn drank her Antibiotics with Milk...sorry...ment Melk...and that s why she is still strugeleeen with
all those Inflammations and Infections...
Hamber said she had the Foot-Fungus since a long Time i wonder why Thumbelina didn t took better care of her...
When Hamber isn t able to wash herself everywhere then she is also unable to dry off...Thumb should have given her Feet
more Attention...i m sure that Amber got undiagnosed Diabetes and specially then every little Wound on Feet or Legs can cost the whole dam Limb..
Wipey, for the case u read here (what i m sure u do) ...
get Amber to do a Long-Term-Diabetes Test...not just the poke one s in the Finger. Otherwise sooner or later she will get seriousely sick...
Untreated Diabetes can cause Strokes and u surely don t want her in a more Toddler Stadium >.>

edit: typo

 

[mekalekahi]

I hope to god this video and last one are from 2 different weeks/months because she bought a gallon of milk in the last one and the new one in todays.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She needs to pick a big fat story and stick to it.

>muh feet are baby soft
>muh feet are cracked from athlete's hoof letting in bacteria
>I pick my layg which causes the celluliars

 

[garlic mayo]

I hope to god this video and last one are from 2 different weeks/months because she bought a gallon of milk in the last one and the new one in todays.

if shes thirsty enough to be chugging milk by the gallon (we all know she wont drink water) then we can add excessive thirst to her long list of diabetes symptoms