Let's humour the whale for a second. Okay, you can have sex, it would still be a repulsive effort that only a degenerate would brag about.
They are both heavy (obviously Hambo being 600lbs is the bigger issue, heh) and one of them refuses to keep her body clean. So we are meant to believe their ''sexy'' times are super hot and last all night?
I'd say even for fetishists, that would be either not terribly fun toward the end, or just not something that happens. As someone mentioned, after awhile, even with two normal people, whatever the kind of sex they're having would be painful and irritating. Big Ham's problem with sex, as with everything else in her life, is that if some is good, more is better. So she makes up bullshi stories like her and the "gf" having sex for five hours, although it's impossible, or like she and the Beckster getting it on ten times a week, which is also impossible. Hamber is out of breath just sitting and yammering into a camera, and sex requires more cardio than that.
Fatty would be struggling to breath after two minutes, the stench would be radiating in every direction eventually filling the apartment and whatever they were having their SESSIONS on would be soaked with the beefy juices of two absolute troglodytes.
I think you mean troglodykes.
If only we could all have a sex life as marvellous as the one she makes up in her head.
We could - our imaginary sex, which is based on actual, real life experience, would be astronomically better.
Even with all her sex talk, she still can't speak openly about sex because oh nos so shameful TMI. She's gonna die having never orgasmed other than from food.
Which is why I find all the questions about sex that she asks herself over on that app hilarious. She's incapable of even talking about sex, which is why she has to indulge her fantasies by typing to herself over there. What are the odds that she'd be able to speak to anyone about what she wants, or give them course corrections while having sex? Then toss in this whole supposed BDSM thing, where you absolutely have to talk candidly about things, lest someone keels over and dies. Nope. Don't believe it. In fact, I'd be surprised if she and the "gf" have done anything beyond kissing and juvenile hickeys - this assumes that these two are in a relatoonship involving anything other than ass wiping and general caretaking, which I find very difficult to believe.
But then again a lot of people count foreplay as sex so maybe that's that.
