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What is his IQ I wonder…
That would make a lot of sense.
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FatJacksFatAssTongue
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I really HOPE that bee is on its way to sting fat faggot right in the eyeball.
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She could just do what I like to think Jack's mom did given the details he's given on her: lock him in the attic with a bunch of raw rotten turkey necks and sound proof it.
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I know I’ve said this before, but more and more I watch these obese lolcows like Jamerill Stewart and fatass Jack the more I’m learning their unhealthy relationship with food (hoarding, overheating, unhealthy portion sizes, etc) is due to their upbringing.
Jack’s mom, the town bicycle and railroad hobo, has had possibly 3 different baby daddies which seemingly made her fall on hard times and on food stamps with 4 mouths to feed (don’t forget Jack’s long lost sis). She did the best she could, but Jack got the leftover Turkey Neck attic feast being that he was youngest of the brood and the Mexican Milkman’s son.
Jammy’s mom OTOH we surmise was a lot lizard and while she was moving to sometimes horse farms and local motels, her husband was an alcoholic and committed suicide and Jammy walked in right after it happened. She also had a poor/poverty stricken upbringing and has major fucking issues with food. (For example: She was in the hospital the other day for kidney stones and demanded her hubby bring her Olive Garden while waiting for surgery)
I’m not a psych obviously, but I wonder how many more cows out there have unhealthy food relationships because they grew up on Welfare/Food Stamps/food deserts etc.
Edit: re-worded some things for clarity.
Jack’s mom, the town bicycle and railroad hobo, has had possibly 3 different baby daddies which seemingly made her fall on hard times and on food stamps with 4 mouths to feed (don’t forget Jack’s long lost sis). She did the best she could, but Jack got the leftover Turkey Neck attic feast being that he was youngest of the brood and the Mexican Milkman’s son.
Jammy’s mom OTOH we surmise was a lot lizard and while she was moving to sometimes horse farms and local motels, her husband was an alcoholic and committed suicide and Jammy walked in right after it happened. She also had a poor/poverty stricken upbringing and has major fucking issues with food. (For example: She was in the hospital the other day for kidney stones and demanded her hubby bring her Olive Garden while waiting for surgery)
I’m not a psych obviously, but I wonder how many more cows out there have unhealthy food relationships because they grew up on Welfare/Food Stamps/food deserts etc.
Edit: re-worded some things for clarity.
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Lol he thinks "work from home" is just sitting at home and doing nothing
If recipient = white, he is for them. If recipient = not white, then he's against them
densedance
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Jack with all of his Grills & Smokers & what not trying to give out advice for people that are financially less fortune.
Like a guy living with his parents & family in a 3 room appartement driving a 7 Series giving out advices on "being financialy indepentend"
But of course his retarded "fan base" buys into it.
Like a guy living with his parents & family in a 3 room appartement driving a 7 Series giving out advices on "being financialy indepentend"
But of course his retarded "fan base" buys into it.
TheLazyMan
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Most days I can parse my anger at this human garbage bag full of turkey neck meat through a calming filter of levity and wit. Then there are days like this. To Perdition's flames with this undereducated, overprivileged ManToddler trying to play at being an "economist" because his "TV Chef / Movie Star" grift can't keep the f*cking lights on anymore. Not even the satisfaction of this gas bag mouth-farting his gibberish at his poorly-framed camera lens so lustily that his own Freudian slip is showing can salve my rancor. The unmitigated gall of this cretin defies credulity and begs the Universe for justice as poetic as he is not and as vulgar as his own gross appetites most certainly are.
He wants a name for this horror? How about "My Big Fat Desperate Plea For Relevance Starring a Human Punchline"? Ta da.
He wants a name for this horror? How about "My Big Fat Desperate Plea For Relevance Starring a Human Punchline"? Ta da.
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His advice is trash.
If you grocery shop only once a month, you will be limited on what you can make for the rest of the month. If you plan out your entire month's of meals, again, you will limited in what you can buy. Something may be on sale cheaper than the meal you planned and thus you'd be wasting money.
Your best bet is to buy meat that is marked down due to it about to be past the sell by date. Frozen vegetables can be cheaper, but fresh can be, too. Buy whatever vegetables are cheapest that'll last. Rice is dirt cheap, so are beans/lentils. Whole turkeys are a deal usually.
If you go daily or every other day you can get stuff marked down. Hell, I once got a 7 lb whole chicken for $2 the night before I was going to be roasting some chickens.
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You're giving advice directed at humans, not garbage disposals. Don't forget, this is fucker who was pissed his church didn't enjoy his 1 year old frozen brisket + bunch of canned crap chili.
What's one month when all your ingredients are deep frozen or straight from a can? Might as well save the gas and not make the extra trips at that point.
Dave Meltzer
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How about instead of Stretching a Dollar we go with "My Life Without Tammy." A series in humility staring Jack as he learns what it would be like to live on a budget without his wife to take care of him. Maintaining a high fat, high protein, fake keto diet on a budget. Should be interesting.
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He always has to take the contrarian opinion on everything when he himself is a worthless sack of shit. He hasn't worked hard a day in his life. Look how fucking fat he is. So fat and lazy he was able to eat himself into 3 strokes. But it's okay, let the healthcare workers deal him. He sits at home all day while his wife goes out to an office every day. I wonder what her opinion on the matter is.
densedance
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Nothing by yet, because he wasn't in the Hospital for 1-2 month & the bills would decapitated their fund.
But oh boy, I wonder how high their (I say their in specific) medical bills are to this day. Or was all that shit covered? Are they that high insured? Who knows. I guess we'll never know.
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dat.boi.cali IG back to private.
仙草茶
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Didn't he rage over a $100 dollar ER copay during the ministroke?
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I get it. He's happy that Big T is having to go into the office to work instead of working from home so he can order food from DoorDash and offer to blow the delivery guy instead of paying.
You can't fool us Jagoff. We all know you want to suck dick.
And this is how God will heal his arm. You just know he'd say something like that if he got it.
Dr. Freud would have a field day with Mushbrain. Mommywife is now a real thing.
But this faggot buys everything in bulk which explains the 5 pound bags of shreddy cheese. He'll buy up like 20 pounds of ground beef because it's priced at $1.99 and throw it all in the freezer. So his freezer gets stocked up once a month and everything goes into it which also explains the nuclear garlic he uses in his recipes. He probably buys a big old bag of that at the local Korean market on his way back.
BigTsBull
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Jack has been suckin’ and fuckin’ delivery boys for years now.
See: ‘How uber eats app works’
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She’s probably relieved to get out of the house away from her man toddler husband. 8 hours of work = 8 hours of freedom for TamTam.
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It all boils down to him being an absolute asshole of a human being. Of all of his flaws, this is the one that can't really be forgiven: Jack could be 100% the idiot he is, the awful cook he is, fuck, he could keep his arrogance and he wouldn't be half the hateable person he is right now if he wasn't this much of an asshole to others. He's the kind of guy that likes to see others suffering, not out of some childish schadenfreude or desensitization but rather because he feels the need to ruin someone else's day in order to feel like a tough guy, to laugh with pride in order to forget about his deep seated insecurities he does fuckall about!
That other guy, Paul, is the only one in the Jagoffsphere that is worse on that regard, he doesn't say it but you can tell he sees employees as objects, serfs, and not equals. Jack is still more of an attraction precisely because he comes out of fucking nowhere to shit on people that actually work for a living instead of leeching off their relatives, and this guy was a fucking leech even before he suffered two strokes due to his own incompetence and refusal to change his habits. It would be delightful to see Tammy force this bloated fucker to find a job in order to keep his habits going, if only to see him pissed off and eating some humble pie for once!
It's pretty obvious by now that their marriage is a loveless one on the many meanings of the word. Even if she still loved Jack somehow after putting up with him being an asshole for 24 years, I doubt she's going out of her way to spend more time with him, from what we know they're on a rocky relationship that wouldn't exist if not for the headaches that come with it ending being greater than keeping things as they are until Jagoff is done. Deep down she must know this bloated asshole is basically dead without her around and the guilt that would come with her essentially dooming him to his own devices might hold her in!
Powerleveling a bit, I know someone that is stuck with a Jagoff on her life, except the asshole she married is more pleasant than Jack is (which speaks to how much of an asshole he is). Guy is a deadbeat alcoholic that only has the decency of not being violent, other than that she's basically his mommywife and him, a leech with some sons born out of previous relationships. It really sucks as she's a sweet woman, but even with her tolerance of her Jack she still has a "secret" credit card and a "hidden" bank account for her personal finances to keep her money out of his reach, and she's getting a better deal than Tammy is with her husband. So I highly doubt Tammy hasn't got an entire World hidden away from Jack, she's got a lot to lose by not doing so and little in her way considering she's an accountant and Jagoff is too fucking stupid to know how to find these things on his own!
Considering how much of a manbaby Jack is (we're talking about a guy that puts hot sauce on his food so that his wife won't touch it), odds are he's happy to have her away as much as possible so that he can prance around the house like a happy lardass in denial. She probably has plenty of "meetings" with Jim Traynor and other events that keep her away from the House, and Jack is all the happier for it. These two would be much happier if they finally divorced and let go of their insecurities!
abobe
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Food waste fear and guilt is definitely a problem that leads to overeating, especially when growning up in a home where there wasn't an abundance of food.
Jack would be an interesting case study. His eating disorder, narcissistic personality disorder and most likely depression. But he's the type that believes therapy is for liberals and fags. So he'll never get the help he needs. Someone should suggest he try NOOM.