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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Staffy said:
Hey guys... Today we're gonna 'cook up' Bin Laden's famous bomb using this cooker.

Gay facial expressions! The second one is almost like a duckface
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I literally posted both of those to the beta male expressions thread.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Not to mention inner cheapskate. That's Hennessy VS or the lowest grade there is. It's too hot, too young and only suitable to cook with. You want to drink it? I say start at XO and go from there.


I'm just wondering why he's bringing up the beginning of "La Vie en Rose"? Or is he pining for his gay lover because the words mean, "when he takes me" and this is a subtle invitation for him to show up for some cheap red wine, low end cognac and Mushbrain?
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He took a screenshot of an instagram or facebook story that has La Vie en Rose playing using a lyric sticker, since it's easier to do that than, idk, upload the same picture.
 
As entertaining as it would be seeing Jack fall off the wagon with cheap cognac, he did not drink from it. He used the same bottle for the Christmas goose and roughly the same volume. That isn't to say he will fuck up Coq au Vin because he absolutely will.
 
captkrisma said:
As entertaining as it would be seeing Jack fall off the wagon with cheap cognac, he did not drink from it. He used the same bottle for the Christmas goose and roughly the same volume. That isn't to say he will fuck up Coq au Vin because he absolutely will.
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Jack doesn't drink from the bottle of Hennesy, he just keeps it around in case Lexington Steele or Jim Traynor stops by.
 
Quixotic Man said:
Jack would never jerk off ten guys. He is way too selfish for that. He doesn't do anything if it doesn't feed his ego.
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Also he has a gimp arm. Only one of them could jerk off guys. He is probably limited to jerking off five guys at most, but he would eagerly swallow every drop.
 
Aaway said:
holy shit. i hate this fucking guy so much

hmmmm, i wonder why that bottle of henny is half empty? i don't recall jack ever using it in a previous video, my money's on it being tammy's drink of choice when she decides to hit the bottle after a long day of caring for the man toddler. we all know jack wouldn't be that open with his drinking because of his fear of tammy finding out. she probably acquired a taste for it on one of her "women's retreats" after spending time with someone from a certain demographic that both enjoys hennessy and women shaped like tammy

also, lol @ the amazing lack of self-awareness with that last post. too bad that shirt wouldn't even apply to the fat retard since he never had a brain to drop in the first place
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The Hennessy was from the plum(b) pudding video.
 
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