Containment What If?

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jacobsonic said:
What if Chris played Sonic in the upcoming live action movie?
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What if Chris broke into a news station and promoted his anti blarms campaign on live tv?
 
Its all speculation, even if Chris got into a program, he'd be asked to leave after two
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris decided to move out of the horde and live on his own?
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Despite liberal progressiveness, he'll probably find a way to get banned from every rental space in the United States finally dying at 60 when he exhausts all 50 states

Masterfoxz2 said:
He'd probably eat some Micky D's behind her back if that were the case.
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I'm sure that would never happen, Chris' idea of veganism is probably eating a Quarter Pounder with a pineapple or pickle jammed in his anus
 
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What if Cole Smithey had the autism instead?
 
EnixSquared said:
What if Cole Smithey had the autism instead?
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Then Chris would be intelligent enough to finally live his dream, cleansing the world of blacks, men, and women who would rather die than get fisted by a crazed mulletted angry poser lesbian..and he would find a way to preserve Babs so she can sleep with both him and his 7 lesbian wives every night
 
As Chris was going to St. Ives,
He met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
What if Chris was going to St. Ives?
 
Apocalypso said:
As Chris was going to St. Ives,
He met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
What if Chris was going to St. Ives?
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He went there already, but that brand of lotion did not provide enough protection against chafing for his Duck
 
What if Chris kidnapped a bunch of boyfriend free girls and forced all of them to marry him?
 
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