Who is Johnny?

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Shidoen said:
Pls no Doxx
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You are the 5th prototype of the Strategic Artificially Intelligent Nuclear Transport ( S.A.I.N.T ) robot line manufactured by Nova Robotics Corporation ( a division of Nova Laboratories. ) Your father and creator was a man named Dr. Newton Crosby who originally conceived you as a marital aid.

You once had robot sex with a woman who looks like Ally Sheedy, got involved in the street gang that stole car stereos, briefly served time in jail for robbing a street vendor, and in 1988, you foiled a diamond heist and received American Citizenship.

this is your current Facebook profile pic

Johnny_5.jpg
 
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It's that Japanese talent agency that the Chinese government says is a psy-op to turn all the Asian males gay.
 
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