Would you date/fuck an autist?

[Santa Fe Swag]

I met a gal the other day who was like a 10/10 but super socially off and kept ranting about Naruto. This led me to ask myself a question I had never pondered before and now I'm curious. Given the right circumstances how many of you would do it?

 

[Skitarii]

I did once and will never again. She was just like a selfish toddler.

Aspergian pussy really destroys a nigga

 

[Soycast Guy]

No. She won’t be able to understand my jokes.

 

[Shidoen]

I would, it's not like they're any different from any other woman. They're just more talkative.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

facefuck maybe. best way to shut a bitch up!

 

[Snack Cracker]

Not just fuck but have a relationship with, yeah.
Personally have a thing for awkward but brilliant people so it’s just kind of happened.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

No. All non-reversible physically and mentally handicapped, elderly, homosexuals, and transexuals need to kill themselves because they are parasites of society.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I'm like 95% sure I fucked someone on the spectrum in high school. The autism classification wasn't used as much back then though, I just thought she was a bit of a weirdo when it came to her manga porn.

I wouldn't do it today though. But that's not saying much since I have a general disdain for most women I meet.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It shouldn't be legal to engage in relations with mentally disabled people unless you're disabled to a similar degree.

If she's a drooling, Naruto running hottie autist, just avoid her because you'll only be tempted as her giant retarded tits flop around during her ninja hijinks.

 

[Retink]

as her giant retarded tits flop around during her ninja hijinks.

Go on.

 

[Broseph]

I'm pretty sure a girl I used to hook up with a few years back definitely had some burgers in her ass since she was completely obsessed with Studio Ghibl movies, to the point that she even had all these tattoos of the characters and her car was completely filled with all these plushies and random crap from said movies.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

 

[poupon deez nuts]

theres just something about men who are extremely fucking retarded......................... god, i need them.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Before you do, you should ask the women in Beauty Parlor for advice.

 

[Muu]

I've heard horror stories that real autistic girls are smelly and annoying for dating, but I wouldn't say no to the Autussy

 

[Narutard]

I've heard horror stories that real autistic girls are smelly and annoying for dating

From my experience everything was based on immature and selfish ‘if-then’ reasoning, as if she was programmed exclusively with booleans for the autists reading this.
For example - this was her modus operandi fyi - if I didn’t want to come over because of early work I was an asshole who clearly didn’t love her, and if she didn’t want to come over because she was tired I was also an asshole for showing even the slightest disappointment, which clearly meant I didn’t love her.

Anyway, the moral of this story is to not date autistic freaks, no matter how big their jugs might be. Work on bettering yourself instead of lowering your standards.

Edit: Not everything came down to not loving her, but you get the point: Childishly self-centered/manipulative, just like male autists, and if you don’t want autistic friends you don’t want to date one either.