Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumes a lot of food.

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Here is Ralph bragging about his dead grandpa's ugly ring.

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"CRI 14k".
CRI is likely the initials of the jeweller who made the ring. This means the ring is likely 14k gold. Cheap Chinese and Indian mass produced junk rings won't appeal to Western customs because no one cares about the "jeweller" Panjabi Currypajeet or Ching Long Wang. Higher end Chinese ones are usually stamped with the maker's full name, or the store they run. Not sure about Indian ones.

A 14k gold ring of this size would worth around $200-$400. Now it's up to Ralph to prove those rocks aren't zirconia. If they are actual diamonds, he should insure the thing as Vickers stated, that'll boost the value from around $350 to over $5,000. It's the kind of ring people would chop your finger off after assaulting you.
 
Wow Ralph, congratulations on being able to barbecue, that sure takes some real culinary skill! Next thing you know you'll be showing off a hard boiled egg.
 
It's nice that Ralph can't admit his Chuck-E-Cheese prize ball wedding ring isn't a cheap piece of shit, and is stuck spinning more and more elaborate bullshit to cover up the fact that It's a cheap piece of shit. Should have just gotten a simple band instead, but that would have gone against his wigger instincts for gaudy, ugly garbage.
 
AltisticRight said:
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Here is Ralph bragging about his dead grandpa's ugly ring.

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"CRI 14k".
CRI is likely the initials of the jeweller who made the ring. This means the ring is likely 14k gold. Cheap Chinese and Indian mass produced junk rings won't appeal to Western customs because no one cares about the "jeweller" Panjabi Currypajeet or Ching Long Wang. Higher end Chinese ones are usually stamped with the maker's full name, or the store they run. Not sure about Indian ones.

A 14k gold ring of this size would worth around $200-$400. Now it's up to Ralph to prove those rocks aren't zirconia. If they are actual diamonds, he should insure the thing as Vickers stated, that'll boost the value from around $350 to over $5,000. It's the kind of ring people would chop your finger off after assaulting you.
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Too bad he didn't have the ring pre Portugal trip!
 
AltisticRight said:
wiggering.mp4

Here is Ralph bragging about his dead grandpa's ugly ring.

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"CRI 14k".
CRI is likely the initials of the jeweller who made the ring. This means the ring is likely 14k gold. Cheap Chinese and Indian mass produced junk rings won't appeal to Western customs because no one cares about the "jeweller" Panjabi Currypajeet or Ching Long Wang. Higher end Chinese ones are usually stamped with the maker's full name, or the store they run. Not sure about Indian ones.

A 14k gold ring of this size would worth around $200-$400. Now it's up to Ralph to prove those rocks aren't zirconia. If they are actual diamonds, he should insure the thing as Vickers stated, that'll boost the value from around $350 to over $5,000. It's the kind of ring people would chop your finger off after assaulting you.
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Urghh, he could have cleaned the shit from under his fingernails before zooming right in.
 
Fannyscum said:
"ISS CALL WE DO A LIL GRALLIN" 5 Hamburgers, 6 weenies - I wonder if Pantsu is getting any of this:
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Did he have company? Six hotdogs and five...roundish hamburgers because of course Ralph doesn't know how to form a beef patty to avoid it ballooning up.

No vegetables Ethan? Eesh...This is like I am twenty and this is my first grill! level shit.
AltisticRight said:
wiggering.mp4

Here is Ralph bragging about his dead grandpa's ugly ring.

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"CRI 14k".
CRI is likely the initials of the jeweller who made the ring. This means the ring is likely 14k gold. Cheap Chinese and Indian mass produced junk rings won't appeal to Western customs because no one cares about the "jeweller" Panjabi Currypajeet or Ching Long Wang. Higher end Chinese ones are usually stamped with the maker's full name, or the store they run. Not sure about Indian ones.

A 14k gold ring of this size would worth around $200-$400. Now it's up to Ralph to prove those rocks aren't zirconia. If they are actual diamonds, he should insure the thing as Vickers stated, that'll boost the value from around $350 to over $5,000. It's the kind of ring people would chop your finger off after assaulting you.
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I did a brief search for the maker's mark and found nothing but yeah if those rocks are legit that ring is worth some coin. Gunt brained move to make a video giving a very detailed look at your valuable family heirloom when you are an Internet personality with pending litigation and your address online. Especially when you have essentially issued challenges to like...the world to come at you.
 
Bland Crumbs said:
Did he have company? Six hotdogs and five...roundish hamburgers because of course Ralph doesn't know how to form a beef patty to avoid it ballooning up.

No vegetables Ethan? Eesh...This is like I am twenty and this is my first grill! level shit.

I did a brief search for the maker's mark and found nothing but yeah if those rocks are legit that ring is worth some coin. Gunt brained move to make a video giving a very detailed look at your valuable family heirloom when you are an Internet personality with pending litigation and your address online. Especially when you have essentially issued challenges to like...the world to come at you.
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White Diamonds are only valuable if they are of good clarity and colorless. Dirty inclusion riddled diamonds make jewelers rich because they get them cheap and can sell them to idiots who think carat size is all that matters.

Half carat or 1 carat stones that are like M color and I2 or I3 aren’t worth much. A flawless 1/2 carat diamond is worth a fuckload more that a yellow, I-2 inclusion filled 3 carat diamond.

It looks like a million other tacky men’s jewelry from the 1970’s, which has mostly been smelted down by pawn stores over the years. But if you had gone to a pawn store in 1990 you would have seen four or five trays filled with rings like this.
 
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that his ring is worthless. Why? Because if it had any value he'd would have pawned it for gambling money.
 
If Ralph wants to seem like he’s a person of importance he needs to ditch his tacky jewelry, lose weight, and stop dressing like a wigger. Ditching the wiggerlands and picking up some 1000 mile boots and a seiko dive watch instead of an apple watch would do much more in improving his appearance than cheap jewelry.

Also Ralph sits on his ass all day streaming so there’s no reason he even needs an Apple Watch. It’s really such an unnecessary expense in a world of planned obsolescence that I doubt he’s getting his money worth with its features.
 
Laquisha Guntermensch said:
Not the plain plate version, but I found this one for you:
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This is the most American picture you can get. Fancy looking restaurant with a fat blob who has gotta get 1/12th of a dead cow on his plate.

Not just Ralph either, see it with a lot of Americans and some Bongs I know. Take them anywhere and it's steak, every single time.
 
3322 said:
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Nah, it's impossible to tell with his shitty footage. Diamonds have grades, with the best being colourless and lower grade being yellow, this has an equal chance of being a mid-grade diamond. Zirconia is lab made and tend to always be perfectly colourless, which works in Ralph's benefit.

The so called prismatic effect mentioned would be the dispersion rate. Diamonds have a dispersion rate of 0.044 versus 0.066 for zirconia, meaning under light, it'll be highly dispersive, yielding a spectrum of nice colours. This is why some actually prefer zirconia.

Refractive index wise, diamond have an RI of 2.42, extremely high and significantly higher than the 2.18 commonly found in zirconia. Diamonds will give a more brilliant and specular reflection.

So based on this information, I'm leaning towards zirconia, but there is a decent chance that the rocks are legitimate diamonds, making this ring over $5,000.

Funny pl, under the influence of my aunt I once wanted to be a jeweller.

Bowl of Ramen said:
FWIW, here’s another ring of the same manufacture, I’m pretty sure:

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Yikes.
Yeah, I'm now on 99% zirconia and 1% low grade diamonds. So my $350 gold band estimation was pretty decent. Three nicely sized zirconia stones will push it to $500.

Once again Ralph will take the L. He is too much of a coward to prove us wrong by getting it tested. Keep pretending those are diamonds, not some lab zirconia, Ralph. It's Clyde's hood jewellery afterall.
 
IIRC Ralph's a big fan of Bojack Horseman (he at least likes playing the theme song on his stream), so I'm sure he's going to get a kick out of this reference.


Cope all you want on Twitter, buddy. You're Princess Caroline right now.
 
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