DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
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TheGoutburglar said:
...there's plenty of evidence he didn't start playing video games or watch wrestling until the early 2000s. I'll bet that Blu-Ray collection consists of movies he never saw until he started buying them. The dude did nothing until he was like 18 years-old, it's fucking weird.
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Can you substantiate any of this?
 
Fartsyde Dill said:
He once was sat in his old love seat and wanted to show us his massive gouty foot for some reason, so he hoiks up 'his' leg in front of the camera. It looks really weird the ease with which he does it, like he has a prop leg.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kuNEzR4Jta0
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lol WTF? I've watched that clip about twenty times now and it's still funny. I kind of want to believe that it's real. There would have to be some deep lore as to how Phil's stiff ass could get his leg to do that. The photos of him and Panda at the mall, his robotic turn on the Project 7 intro, his lifestyle all points to someone who would have a hard time doing even the easiest Yoga poses. Somehow DSP can raise his leg so far past normal limits that he can look at the bottom of his own foot straight on?? :story:

What you got the silicone foot for Phil????
 
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Sorry for posting so many of his tweets lately but holy shit man he just got $700 4 days ago and the begging is showing no sign of stopping quite the opposite.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
Can you substantiate any of this?
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Phil admitted that he didn't watch wrestling in the Attitude Era, and he has no knowledge of Austin/Rock/WWE WCW wars, etc...

Video games, I think Phil did play. He got emotional about a couple Final Fantasy games and took pride in playing them in his youth. I don't think he was lying about that. I don't think Phil was a heavy gamer, and he obviously made up shit like having LAN parties, so as always with Phil, who knows.
 
Need Help With Tips said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gdciuDYSCBgDSP is all ears on suggestions to improve his streams.
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Jesus, buddy barely had a cap on that seethe. I really thought for a second there we were going to get a real tantrum, like throwing shit and slipping in the retard word for that guy.

Why is he so goddamn sensitive about people complaining about his gross noises? I know the theory that he's doing it on purpose to piss off clippers and his audience out of disdain, and even if that is the case, I just don't understand how he thinks he shouldn't be criticized for it. He's a victim because people point out that listening to a guy burp, hack, and snort into the microphone is off putting. Shit like this makes me wish more people trolled him. If he's going to make such a big deal out of someone giving him a legitimate solution to a real problem with his streams as though he's being attacked, he'll be a victim regardless of whatever anyone does or doesn't do.
 
Draventren said:
Jesus, buddy barely had a cap on that seethe. I really thought for a second there we were going to get a real tantrum, like throwing shit and slipping in the retard word for that guy.

Why is he so goddamn sensitive about people complaining about his gross noises? I know the theory that he's doing it on purpose to piss off clippers and his audience out of disdain, and even if that is the case, I just don't understand how he thinks he shouldn't be criticized for it. He's a victim because people point out that listening to a guy burp, hack, and snort into the microphone is off putting.
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I think originally it was part of his "Howard Stern did it" gimmick because 1980s and 1990s Stern burped into the mic and Phil thinks he's following in his footsteps. And Phil may just be delusional enough at this point to think he's still being a "regular guy" by not muting or turning from the mic, not grasping the fact that Stern didn't gargle flem into the mic every other minute, or burp loudly over and over for his entire career.

But anyone who thinks a streamer shouldn't be so unprofessional is the asshole, not Phil.
 
Wasabi Panda said:
TIL - you can double the intended level of content in kirby and spam one jump attack, I mean that's what phil means when he says he beat a boss cause he used his elden ring skills.
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Further proof he's just flat out watching other people's playthroughs, because EVERYBODY was making jokes about how Forgotten Land is Elden Ring Kirby because there's a dodge mechanic. If he hasn't already, fully expect to see Phil go straight for the Space Ranger copy ability because it has a charge shot that can rapidly delete boss health on an absurd level, because he saw other people do it first (and was discovered more because Kirby with a gun has been a meme for ages and this game straight up gives him multiple options for it).

He's still going to rage against the final bosses though. Most of it is reactionary and spends a good portion of the fight doing things that render the cheese strategy less effective than abusing the classic standby of the hammer powerup.
 
Phil was talking about watching Shark Tank after Kat found it on a "streaming service" that they have.
As far as I can tell, this streams on Hulu.
Which means that after making a big deal of cutting WWE Network and Netflix, I believe they have scaled back up to 3 streaming services - Hulu, Peacock and Disney.

I wonder if Kat pays for those. Or if those are rolled into his necessary $600 for his day off. Not that I'm speculating on Phil's financial situation or anything.
 
Phil's so proud of having a real grown up life with a family... and doesn't even remember his anniversary.

BOI!!!!!!
 
Surly Muppet said:
Phil was talking about watching Shark Tank after Kat found it on a "streaming service" that they have.
As far as I can tell, this streams on Hulu.
Which means that after making a big deal of cutting WWE Network and Netflix, I believe they have scaled back up to 3 streaming services - Hulu, Peacock and Disney.

I wonder if Kat pays for those. Or if those are rolled into his necessary $600 for his day off. Not that I'm speculating on Phil's financial situation or anything.
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Good spot but jokes on you, it's in a bundle so it's totally cheaper! Source: https://signup.hulu.com/plans. Would it surprise you they got it separately anyway? It's the Burnell household after all.
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"We didn't do anything for our wedding anniversary, we got no time or money. I told Khet 'it's our anniversary isn't it?' And Khet didn't realize it either"
 
Phil once again biting the hands that feed him by pissing off his audience with his constant begging and shaming. Better come up with an "apology" soon, Phil.
 
SomeBoyo said:
"We didn't do anything for our wedding anniversary, we got no time or money. I told Khet 'it's our anniversary isn't it?' And Khet didn't realize it either"
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Farmers who work 12 hour days, seven days a week have more clarity about important dates and times, while "working all the time dude." They'd also probably put a little more effort in to finish early, or do more work the day prior to be able to go out and do something with the misses.
 
SomeBoyo said:
"We didn't do anything for our wedding anniversary, we got no time or money. I told Khet 'it's our anniversary isn't it?' And Khet didn't realize it either"
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It's pretty odd that Phil can make over $100k a year and still make his life seem worse than dirt farmers during the Great Depression.
 
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