😵‍💫 Skitzocow Alex Kazai / Alpha Kazai / AlexKaza / alex_alpha / AlexShepherd - Corrupt Wikia admin who believes that Silent Hill is one big circumcision metaphor, adds autistic bullshit into articles as fact, and chimps when it's reverted

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SuperFilter said:
I like how he named himself after the protagonist of the worst SH game.
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So, you too are pretending Book of Memories doesn't exist?

Anyway, I am quite into SH, I hanged a bit around the fandom, and sure as hell there's potential there, it's a melting pot of absurd theories, insane over-analyzing and lots of general nerd weirdness, but as far as I remember, the community was generally innocuous and generally enough self awareto stop long before stepping in lolcow territory. This guy is a new kind of speciman to me, his overly specific obsession and the batshit-tier way is trying to relate it to Silent Hill make me to want more and more.

Huitzilopochtli said:
It sounds to me like the guy was probably a victim of a botched circumcision, and this is how he projects/copes.
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Possibly; but this guy wouldn't be the first lunatic I hear resenting having being circumcised (with no related accidents and physical collateral effects) on an irrational level
 
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So when Vincent asked "They look like monsters to you?" He was actually talking about uncircumcised penises which means Heather's been going around cutting dudes' foreskins off.
 
I really bet we'd find a lot of Wiki admins are lolcows with enough digging. Probably even on the main Wikipedia.
 
Oh a thread about circumcision. Great, history has shown these go over well.
 
So . . . how long before he works Pyramid Head into his circumcision ramblings? I mean, a VAGUELY dick-shaped helmet thing and a sharp instrument chasing the poor bastard that fell into Silent Hill? Crazy armchair psychology 101.
 
Ruin said:
Oh a thread about circumcision. Great, history has shown these go over well.
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It's not his views on circumcision that are funny, but where he posted them.
 
Ruin said:
How many Kiwi's were banned for sperging about baby cock? Four?
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You shouldn't worry, if they're retarded enough to sperg over cocks, then they deserve it.

Anyways this guy seems like he's been holding his views back for a while and suddenly snapped and went full conspiracy-tard. I wonder if there is more of his shit on other sites possibly under a different username? With someone this crazy he had to have had an outlet on some other site or forum to spew this shit.
 
King n Yellow said:
You shouldn't worry, if they're retarded enough to sperg over cocks, then they deserve it.

Anyways this guy seems like he's been holding his views back for a while and suddenly snapped and went full conspiracy-tard. I wonder if there is more of his shit on other sites possibly under a different username? With someone this crazy he had to have had an outlet on some other site or forum to spew this shit.
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Anti circumcision crazies tend to come in two types

- there's the proto MRA who believes circumcision is a feminist conspiracy to make wanking less fun or some shit.
- And the racist who believes circumcision is a Jewish plot.

My money's on #1.
 
I think he might be both.
I wouldn't be surprised to learn he believes the Jews run the illuminati and Silent Hill is the only video game brave enough to take on their dick cutting ways.
 
For a time I worked as a bodyguard for a dominatrix. The only time I ever had to get physical with a guy was when this one guy flew completely off the hook out of nowhere, screaming about having his foreskin taken away
Ruin said:
Anti circumcision crazies tend to come in two types

- there's the proto MRA who believes circumcision is a feminist conspiracy to make wanking less fun or some shit.
- And the racist who believes circumcision is a Jewish plot.

My money's on #1.
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1: Wanking should be less fun.
B: Jews are typically up to trickery of some sort (See: Ryulong)
 
The popularity of circumcision in the U.S. among non-Jews and non-Muslims really is attributable to late 19th and early 20th century anti-masturbation rhetoric. Not from feminists, though, it was from male doctors who thought boys were wasting their vital masculine force and blah blah blah.
 
This was astonishing to watch unfold. What I don't get is how someone can take a series that has such heavy, blatant themes of motherhood, wombs, pregnancy, women, etc and immediately think "ah yes, circumcision." That this clown could play a game that goes into great detail about how the antagonist was warped by abandonment and cult teachings and decide he's fucked up because he's missing some dick skin is baffling.

Then the "satanic illuminati" part came in and I realized he's just retarded. That in mind, "DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT MUTILATE YOUR SON'S PENIS" was worth the ride.
 
I don't understand how people who are so clearly insane rise to the ranks of staff in a fairly large wiki, do they suppress the crazy until it bursts out of them in an episode like this?
Also dudes with no foreskin don't have to worry about smegma so that's a plus. Just be glad they weren're raised in the days where they castrated small boys so they would be able to sing at a higher pitch when they were adults
 
Really hope we see more of this guy, I haven't been so amused by a lolcow's ranting for a while.
 
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