Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[The Good Nigger]

1. Russia and Ukraine are both huge exporters of grains. This is important not only for example to bake bread, but also as a feed for an animals.
2. Natural gas is used to produce fertilizer. High gas prices means high food prices.

1. Russia is a huge exporter of grain
2. Russia is a huge exporter of natural gas
3. Prices of food are climbing.
4. Prices of natural gas are climbing.

Calm down, copebro. You are making it look like Russia is winning economy war too.

 

[Borscht]

Borscht, the dollar is already around 86 rubles; how much more ruble must rise before Babushka Kulaks returns sugar to the people?!​

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O-DxQi1X76cAs for me, I pay a ruble for a dollar and not a penny more

Dunno but I'm pissed. I get paid in dollars, so it inflating faster than Kevin Gibes' sexual dreams was what helped me make peace with the massive price hike.

It is the first time the rouble got stronger in thirty years.

 

[Elbereth]

1. Russia is a huge exporter of grain
2. Russia is a huge exporter of natural gas
3. Prices of food are climbing.
4. Prices of natural gas are climbing.

Calm down, copebro. You are making it look like Russia is winning economy war too.

Oh my fucking God . Have you even heard about Supply vs Demand?

Why are those prices rising? Because the supply decreased.

What happens when Russia will start exporting those? Supply will increase

What happens when supply increase? Price fall.

 

[TheTrumanShow]

March 26:
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And probably where this gorgeous tidbit of misinformation bullshit got started in the western media four days ago. How dare they not coordinate with us! FORCED! THEY FORCED THEM OUT! Bitch it was in the Donbass. They consider themselves Russians. She knows that. Those civilians are now safe....and she was pissed about it.

Yeah, exaxctly.

Then again, the Russians are just as bad, not coordinating with the Ukies to save lives.
The truth is nobody cares about civilians, but just one side is getting shit about it.

 

[r3tardedk1tty]

Read it again bro its clearly legitimate

???

The tweet is in no way similar to what was written by this dude. He took what the guy said and dramatised it, where the tweet simply says the Russians are surprised that Ukraine seems like less of a shithole than their impression of Russia.

That's my reading of the tweet.

 

[Elbereth]

If you can't move beyond simplistic reasoning, then you do you, and I wish you every success in your beverage service or shelf stock replenishment career

Bruh, all Russian ""winnings"" are in "maybe it would happend" category. All Russia loses are in "what actually happened" category.

Now you have my attention, what are you doing for living?

 

[The Good Nigger]

What happens when Russia will start exporting those?

This is not bitcoin, moron. Russia is not an open market. They decide how much gets exported.

 

[Elbereth]

This is not bitcoin, moron. Russia is not an open market. They decide how much gets exported.

So, they will cipple their economy to own the west? Like some russian farmers won't earn a penny because Vald msater plan?

 

[The Other Baldwin]

Honestly I'm having the Chernarussian anthem in the back of my head whenever I see any footage of the war
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VYgss3Ega1I

That is just....horrible. ARMA 2 was alright for it's time. That isn't.

Footage of the depriesting of an Orthodox Church

https://twitter.com/r_u_vid/status/1509088531741745152

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mobafterpriest.mp4

I feel like it's old footage but I can't say for sure. (The 7N6 in that Twitter profile header triggered me.)

 

[The Good Nigger]

So, they will cipple their economy to own the west? Like some russian farmers won't earn a penny because Vald msater plan?

> It's impossible to control the market prices by keeping them high by controlling exports
> You either sell everything and dump the price, or sell nothing, making no money, there's no in between

You are officially too retarded to try to reason.

 

[just a banana]

That is just....horrible. ARMA 2 was alright for it's time. That isn't.

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I feel like it's old footage but I can't say for sure.

I think the story is a few days old, but I don't think I'd seen it yet. If came out then it's probably upthread but how anyone checks all the posts on here is far, far beyond me
but apparently the priest is still missing

 

[Elbereth]

> It's impossible to control the market prices by keeping them high by controlling exports
> You either sell everything and dump the price, or sell nothing, making no money, there's no in between

You are officially too retarded to try to reason.

Bruh, I've learned about supply and demand in highschool. But let suppose for a moment that what are you saying is true, that they can increase their profits by limiting supply.

Why didn't they do it before? You know, they could farm less land, do less work and have higher profits. Why did they act against their own interest?

 

[White_N]

These taped transcripts are legit as fuck:

ALEXEI FUCKADOGCHO: "Alyo it is me, Alexei Fuckadogcho, your beloved son. I have stolen this cellphone from a Ukrainian grandmother who I also brutally murdered three times. Anyway, Ukraine is great and Putin (more like 'Poo-tin' amirite?) is a cockroach. Gotta go, the Ghost of Kyiv is here to kill me now. Bye, Mom!"

Are these the actual transcripts or are you making this up? Either way, low effort.

I love you people

Spoiler: Ackchyually

In between looting and raping, the Russian troglodytes are taken aback by how prosperous and glorious Ukraine's Wakanda is.

Source: I saw it in my dream.

 

[Richardface]

Bruh, all Russian ""winnings"" are in "maybe it would happend" category. All Russia loses are in "what actually happened" category.

Now you have my attention, what are you doing for living?

I work in a collective rural farm that provides a safe space and shelter for trans folx

 

[The Other Baldwin]

Ah yeah, they stopped Ukraine to turn it into enemy of Russia by making it enemy of Russia by invading.

Cope.

> It's impossible to control the market prices by keeping them high by controlling exports
> You either sell everything and dump the price, or sell nothing, making no money, there's no in between

You are officially too retarded to try to reason.

Unless you are drunk and bored:

 

[Übertroon]

The Ukrainians just got a clever propaganda idea to make the Russians fire at their own troops

Also the ROA marches again

 

[TheTrumanShow]

I love you people

Spoiler: Ackchyually

In between looting and raping, the Russian troglodytes are taken aback by how prosperous and glorious Ukraine's Wakanda is.

Source: I saw it in my dream.
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HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA omfg.

These people sometimes truly sound like second rate nazis. Their propaganda, style and substance is so much more lame, yet everything bad about the nazi's is still there, just diluted, including a clear superiority complex.

 

[Elbereth]

Unless you are drunk and bored:
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Hey, maybe you can explain to me, why didn't Russia decrease supply before, if it benefit them so much?

If selling less gas and grain at higher prices is receipt for making riches, why did they act against their own interest for so long, by producing more and more?

 

[Richardface]

Friendly reminder that Galicians, whom we now call Ukrainians, are a tribe of crypto Hungarians who subsist on a diet of beet and potato slop and who, after polishing the cocks of Austrian horses for 500 years, were raised to sapience by the Soviet Union

Good morning Vince

 

[White_N]

That is just....horrible. ARMA 2 was alright for it's time. That isn't.

Take that back! You know how many young lives were wasted for the glory of this anthem?
And besides, if I'm not mistaken, it uses the Russian national type of guitar, balalaika. It adds this pleasant slavic charm to it.