US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[XANA]

Ohhh he's finally mentioning that the CDC dropped the mask guidelines (conveniently before the SOTU).

"Covid-19 need not control our lives"

Hahahahahahaha

 

[UselessIdiot]

"Build a Better America" is "Make America Great Again."

Sleepy Joe is best known for plagiarism, after all.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Get the Pfizer pill, I’ve ordered more pills, get Pfizer

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"I've ordered more pills than anyone in the world has!"

 

[Oxous]

The laptop class isn't gonna like this one.

 

[AGreatDipAtAFairPrice]

Now he's shilling Pfizer. Ooh, 1 million pills and 2 million pills next month against a population of over 300 million. wow, its literally nothing.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Biden has more pills than anyone. The first true thing he said

 

[ReturnedHermit]

"IVE ORDERED MORE PILLS THAN ANYONE IN THE WORLD HAS"

 

[evilsponge]

Yes daddy pill me

 

[Happy Fish]

He's winding down, almost 40 minutes in but he's winding down. the drug cocktail was great tonight but nothing lasts forever.

How long until he just straight starts doing lines on camera just to get through a speech?

 

[XANA]

"We've made hundreds of millions of tests available"

Aren't those the same tests that are languishing in warehouses because nobody wants them?

 

[Shqueefa]

Cool sleepy Joe. Does this mean I can attend events again that don't force a vaccination card? Oh, but Pfizer pills, got it.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

get boosted
get the pfizer pill
a million pills
no two millions
free pills
no lube
thanks

 

[Coconut Gun]

I thought treatments for Covid were only for conspiracy theorists, and the only thing SCIENCE approved of was however many shots Pfizer says you need.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

If Biden makes it to next year's SOTU (doubtful), do you think they try to cancel it to hide his condition by saying something like it's an outdated relic and unnecessary in modern America?

 

[AGreatDipAtAFairPrice]

Uhoh, the laptop karens didn't clap for having to lose their remote fuckoff jobs and go back to the office and actually do something!

 

[evilsponge]

Is he gonna finish this speech before they need to give him a nebulizer?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

#PillheadJoe

 

[Coconut Gun]

If Biden makes it to next year's SOTU (doubtful), do you think they try to cancel it to hide his condition by saying something like it's an outdated relic and unnecessary in modern America?

It's one of the few things the President is obligated to do in the constitution.

So 50/50 odds.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

'Get the new suppository COVID pill because you already allow us to fuck you in the ass.' - Government