How have the farms changed you?

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The Master Debater

The Master Debater

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  1. I know what a rat penis looks like now
  2. I've seen a figureskating skeleton
  3. I saw strikerwolf drink an entire bottle of fanta
Never have I ever wanted to get mindbleach invented more than now!
 
I finally understand the nightmarish depths that a isolated human soul can reach when exposed to massive amounts of Childhood cartoons and never developing beyond highschool.

I have also learned that some spoiler tag's should never ever be clicked on, the taint bar pic's still haunt me.
 
Ravenor said:
I finally understand the nightmarish depths that a isolated human soul can reach when exposed to massive amounts of Childhood cartoons and never developing beyond highschool.

I have also learned that some spoiler tag's should never ever be clicked on, the taint bar pic's still haunt me.
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Shrodigner's bent duck
 
It made me say Nice Meme in public once wow
I guess that means it gave me autism too. R.I.P.
 
It showed me how autistic I am. It also showed me things that no normal person should ever gaze upon.
 
c-no said:
It showed me how autistic I am. It also showed me things that no normal person should ever gaze upon.
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This.

Also, lately I've caught myself humming sotto voce: "That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! etc..."

As well as: "I hate Cisssies, I do! I hate Cissies, like you! I hate Cisssies, I do! I hate Cissies, like you! I hate Cisssies, I do! I hate Cissies, like you! I hate Cisssies, I do! I hate Cissies, like you! I hate Cisssies, I do! I hate Cissies, like you! I hate Cisssies, I do! I hate Cissies, like you! DIE CIS SCUM!!!"
 
I have learned that the internet must have ruined me years ago, because even the stuff here doesn't shock me that much anymore.

It's a very empty feeling.
 
I've greatly broadened my knowledge and appreciation of human eccentricity and dysfunction, and become more convinced than ever that reality is truly far weirder than fiction.
 
I just found a guy posting on Facebook about how it's white, cisgendered men who think they know how to fix the world and my first reaction was not to ignore the numpty as I would have before but to engage him and wind him up. One long ass comment thread later I realised that I only did that cos the farms have trained me to milk a cow as soon as I see one. You monsters.
 
It gave me the sickest image ever put on the internets. Nick Bate trying and failing to masturbate with his own shit. I have lost any faith I once had in humanity.
 
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