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[FinnSven]

This is all I want from Kevin's trip to TERF island.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0RJlFL_mAzo

To be fair there is not enough burning people in wicker men anymore.

Only problem is that Kevin would not be considered a sacrifice.

Sacrifice implies someone of high value,

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

You retards don’t know Kevin at all. Somebody will have to pick him up at the airport and he will go directly from there into their house or hotel room and watch cartoons until it is time to fly back.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin has expressed opinions about current events, and they are enclosed below in case anyone would like to laugh at how braindead they are.

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I know about plenty of communists who don't believe in personal property.

There's no actual distinction between these two things in communism. Why would there be? "Personal property" excludes the community, it's surplus that cannot be redistributed, this is just private property again. You say, surely no one means you can't own your own underwear. And I say to you, comrade, who are you to decide if you can have underwear?

You can't write loopholes into your ideology to justify your hoarding of Transformers if they undermine the entire purported purpose of your ideology: to each according to their needs. Needs as defined by the community, not you personally. If the state decides there's no underwear or Transformers, or just that someone else gets all the underwear or Transformers, you don't get any no matter how much you scream about "personal property" being exempt from the system. Sorry, try not being a capitalist hoarder and wrecker next time.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

The Simpsons | Trans-Clown-O-Morphs

Season 19 Episode 17

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Please rise and dilate for the Kevin Gibes theme song

 

[Friendly Futa]

Maybe Kevin will visit the Museum of Transology and donate one of his esteemed stuffies for the collection.

 

[Meiwaku]

The closest I can think of is Central Station, which is a gay bar with a sex basement that occasionally hosts an ABDL night for men and women.

Hold please, let me look this up....
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Oh my god.

"Your first nappy is free," says Joe. "After that, they're a quid each. There are two rooms with changing tables for customers' use. And a playroom for cuddles."

Joe's been helping out at the party for seven years.

"I do the spanking night on a Thursday as well," he says. He shakes my hand. He's small with East End cabbie glasses, but he has a ferocious grip, no doubt honed by all that paddling.

Holy fucking shit this is exceptional.
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I've never wanted him to be reading this thread more than right now. This would be deliciously Islamic to behold.

This is the London's King's Cross station and a monthly party

 

[Oxyjen]

I wonder if his friends live in somewhere suitably garbage? Maybe they are trans sheep herders in wales or try to farm seagulls on some hopeless Scottish island?

Or maybe they dwell in some provincial hole?

My guess, either some shithole part of south London… or, wildcard: Glasgow. It’s teeming with trannies and creepy chasers if Twitter is anything to go by.

Either way I expect he’ll need to be handheld through every slightly challenging scenario. For example, as someone already mentioned you can very easily just wander on and off the tube at will using Apple Maps and Apple Pay, with zero forethought. But that will still be too scary for a special anxious Kev.

He certainly won’t be venturing outside a safe bubble of shopping areas with toy shops and fast food outlets, as exciting as all those clubbing opportunities sound.

If we get a picture of him on a Boris bike I will donate 10 English Pounds to a womens’ charity.

unlikely - the internet speed in those areas is glacial (if you can access it at all) and on some of the smaller Scottish islands you struggle to get any mobile phone signal
they're also very socially conservative; you're much more likely to find troons in university towns and cities

I thought this too, but recently visited some of the backest-of-beyond islands I’ve ever been to for work, and was astonished to find fibre and blazing fast 4G coverage everywhere, and a disturbing number of rainbow flags hanging from upstairs bedroom windows.
Almost like there’s a connection!

 

[The Atlantic Ocean]

You retards don’t know Kevin at all. Somebody will have to pick him up at the airport and he will go directly from there into their house or hotel room and watch cartoons until it is time to fly back.

Well, don't get too excited just yet, but StebMcDreb, Kevin's British trans furry inflation-fetishist "girlfriend", lives in mother’s flat in north London and has a spare room since StebMcDreb’s sister moved out 18 months ago.

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[AMHOLIO]

Basically there's very little in the way of nightlife for autistic transbians, because autistic transbians generally don't like going out clubbing. The scenarios where Kevin mingles with strangers are confined to furry conventions because pretty much everyone there is going to be an autistic degenerate with similar interests to Kevin. Most likely the weirdos he'd visit here would simply take him to an All Bar One (which Kevin would mistakenly think is a fancy venue) for cocktails or a Fuller's/Greene King/Young's pub.

Does anyone know if there are going to be furry conventions when Kevvie's in town?

Honestly, it's nice that those kinds of kinky people have standards. Gay clubs can do anything that isn't ABDL or furry and I'd be ok with having them in my city.

Basically London is not an advisable holiday destination if you are terminally broke and have to beg to pay your bills. Although I suppose the transbians Kevin wants to visit might live elsewhere in the UK.

This implies Kevin would pay for things himself instead of either have his followers or his friends pay for everything.

they're also very socially conservative; you're much more likely to find troons in university towns and cities

I always wondered what a countryside troon would look like, I'm wondering if they graduated from sheep fucking to something like horse fucking.

Let’s start with Kevin’s take on the Canadian trucker protest. [A

His takes are so fucking dumb they break my brain. I read one line and couldn't fucking comprehend the rest.

I hope he’s actually done because i am not waiting for him to finish sperging to make this post. [A]

His autism is too fast for you.

There's no actual distinction between these two things in communism. Why would there be? "Personal property" excludes the community, it's surplus that cannot be redistributed, this is just private property again. You say, surely no one means you can't own your own underwear. And I say to you, comrade, who are you to decide if you can have underwear?

I thought I swallowed my brain for a moment when he said that. I'm glad it turns out I'm not the tarded one and Kevin really is doing retarded loopholes.

What the fuck is the difference between personal and private property? The only thing I consider different is that if it has your bodyfluid/germs on it, like a toothbrush or anything Kevin sits on.

Hold please, let me look this up....
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Oh my god.

I am so sorry. That is the most stereotypical unfortunate looking british manchild I've ever seen. I'm so glad these people are shamed to once a month parties.



I'm unfamiliar with attractions for Bongland but I am familiar with manchild outings. A natural history museum with dinosaurs/zoo/other animal place, a fair, a shop walk, and a weed place are the things I'd assume Kevin would go to. Animals and dinosaurs are obvious, fairs are open air weirdo magnets, window shopping is cheap and Kevvy looks at the toys, and weed is weed. My guess is that he'll do 1 activity with one group of friends, then spend the rest of the time just hanging out at his friends' places playing video games, smoking weed, watching netflix, and pretending to coom.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Well, don't get too excited just yet, but StebMcDreb, Kevin's British trans furry inflation-fetishist "girlfriend", lives in mother’s flat in north London and has a spare room since StebMcDreb’s sister moved out 18 months ago.

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Jesus fuck it's a lost Challenor.

 

[Piss Bear]

Well, don't get too excited just yet, but StebMcDreb, Kevin's British trans furry inflation-fetishist "girlfriend", lives in mother’s flat in north London and has a spare room since StebMcDreb’s sister moved out 18 months ago.

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CHIN TO FOREHEAD RATIO HOLY SHIT. Kev is possibly spending thousands out of the tranch’s funds to go rub amholes with this? This thread never fails to deliver.

 

[Osyth Osyth]

Well, don't get too excited just yet, but StebMcDreb, Kevin's British trans furry inflation-fetishist "girlfriend", lives in mother’s flat in north London and has a spare room since StebMcDreb’s sister moved out 18 months ago.

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Wow all trannies really have that dead inside, demented look down.

This guy looks like the demonic love child between Jen and Kindness ( and Kevin, maybe?)

 

[AssignedEva]

Does anyone know if there are going to be furry conventions when Kevvie's in town?
Honestly, it's nice that those kinds of kinky people have standards. Gay clubs can do anything that isn't ABDL or furry and I'd be ok with having them in my city.

I don't think there's any furry conventions in London this year, but there is a group of furries that meet up monthly in a pub in London (in full fursuits). I walked into a crowd of furries once by the Holborn Viaduct in the middle of a Saturday afternoon and asked what was up - turns out they're called "LondonFurs". They seem to meet in the Tank and Paddle near Fenchurch Street now.

Ironically going off their website they're fully family friendly and don't allow fetishwear to be worn, explicit art to be shown or tolerate "indecent behaviour" at their pub days, so Kevin probably wouldn't enjoy himself there either.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Hold please, let me look this up....
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Oh my god.
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Holy fucking shit this is exceptional.
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I've never wanted him to be reading this thread more than right now. This would be deliciously Islamic to behold.

This is the London's King's Cross station and a monthly party

Holy shit! Dude looks straight out of a horror movie or psycho thriller.

 

[Build a Bear Vikiwing]

Well, don't get too excited just yet, but StebMcDreb, Kevin's British trans furry inflation-fetishist "girlfriend", lives in mother’s flat in north London and has a spare room since StebMcDreb’s sister moved out 18 months ago.

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Motherfucker got dat Deathwing chin, wtf is that whole face?!

 

[T.E.R.F]

(this is from the first screenshot)
Totally not using your identity as a shield.
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LOL. God, they are so desperate to appropriate racism (and misogyny and homophobia). The difference is that police genuinely treat troons with kid gloves because they know they’ll receive increased scrutiny, but unlike black guys, troons aren’t scary or intimidating, just repulsive.

 

[Puddleduck]

Ironically going off their website they're fully family friendly and don't allow fetishwear to be worn, explicit art to be shown or tolerate "indecent behaviour" at their pub days, so Kevin probably wouldn't enjoy himself there either.

I love the mental image of someone in a full on Cool Cat costume yelling at someone for wearing fetish gear, then hauling him out of the pub...

 

[Old Fart]

Maybe Kevin will visit the Museum of Transology and donate one of his esteemed stuffies for the collection.

By Jove that's a cesspit! Want to know who this invitation for a cervical pap smear went to?

Spoiler: got that right

'McCleod': Bloodline - Parts 1-5 | Horrified Magazine - The British Horror Website

A husband and father vows vengeance through the ages following the death of his family at the hands of the Witchfinder General.

www.horrifiedmagazine.co.uk

Pretty sure it's him.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

North London, jebus.

All the time I've been following Kev and the crew it's always had this abstract air, a kind of "Too weird to be true" vibe.
But the thought of him actually, physically being present in all his glorious Kevinness just a short drive away is extremely discombobulating.

You yanks have my admiration, living on the same land mass as these people can't be an easy truth to accept.

 

[Get Fisted]

North London, jebus.

All the time I've been following Kev and the crew it's always had this abstract air, a kind of "Too weird to be true" vibe.
But the thought of him actually, physically being present in all his glorious Kevinness just a short drive away is extremely discombobulating.

You yanks have my admiration, living on the same land mass as these people can't be an easy truth to accept.

It gets really easy when like, 1 in every 300 people you encounter is an absolute shitflinging fucking lunatic. When it comes to dealing with the fact that fucking morons live in America, it's like you Brits coming to terms with every other person being a pedophile OH WAIT DO YOU THINK THAT'S WHY KEVVY IS VISITING?