🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Pretty sure she's Chinese, not Korean. Something else Ralph got wrong.

I thought Jade was vietnamese or cambodian

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Ethan clearly thought he was actually friends with Jim and didn't take well to the "betrayal".

"You're not special Ralph, you're not special".

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

IBS raged on for a decade
Many lulz were had, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mundate Matt and a bloodstained boulder

 

[Grog]

Just watched the stream, after the hour or so he gets so fucked up on booze and pills that he can't even speak correctly anymore, he sounds like like an acoholic hobo.

 

[Steely Dan]

Thread theme:

 

[Rotollo 2]

I thought Jade was vietnamese or cambodian

yeah cambodian which is why she is more far right than an average /pol/ thread, really wish she hopped on to give shit to ralph

 

[SargonF00t]

Ralph clearly wishes that Metokur was his friend and is deeply hurt that Jim abandoned him and that is what is driving all the sperging from Ralph.

I won't lie, I felt some genuine sadness for Ralph, when his hurt feelings were on display, but Piggy has no one to blame but himself.

 

[Sneed_Snake]

I still dont like matt. Hes smug af and any ounce of attention goes straight to his head

 

[Absolutego]

I thought Jade was vietnamese or cambodian

She's Hmong, which is why she kept getting her twitter accounts banned because she wouldn't stop sperging about how Cambodians and Viets are the niggers of Asia.

 

[ElevenYearBeggacy]

Ethan clearly thought he was actually friends with Jim and didn't take well to the "betrayal".

Jim has 2 simple rules:

1. We're not friends, ever.
2. Shut up and take the super berries.

 

[Yuri Normus]

yeah cambodian which is why she is more far right than an average /pol/ thread, really wish she hopped on to give shit to ralph

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

I went to work yesterday assuming that Ralph wouldn't do anything else for a while but I come home to find he actually had a bloodsport with Jim. This ride never ends, bless you Ralph for this bountiful harvest. Truly our mensch.

 

[fuck whales]

Im rewatching this now Im sober and jesus christ, drunk me didnt pick up on how much of a whiny ex girlfriend Ralph came across in this

 

[Jack Awful]

"I don't relisten to my streams, ever." Yeah, I fucking bet he doesn't. Just like he doesn't ever read his KF thread or watch other people's streams on him right?

At this point if Ralph claims something the opposite is true.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Okay, I'm going to formalize a prediction. Point to this post and laugh if I'm wrong.

This was definitely not the end of Ralph. He still has some fans and can keep doing his show. However, he is a gambler. I think that his behavior makes sense if you remember Ralph has a gambling addiction and subscribes to Gambler's Fallacy and gambling behaviors outside of the casino.

He takes an L. Well that's just one L. He takes another. He keeps losing. He's down bad, only about 10% where he was before. Well fuck, he thinks. I need to go ALL IN. I need to bet my entire stack if I'm going to come back! It's all or nothing, baby!

I think that's where he's at. I think he really loves and respects Jim and still held on to a belief that after all this time one day Jim would ride in like a knight in shining armor and save him. "Hey Ralph!", he'd say, "Let's do a stream on [blood_enemy_here]! Together!" And then he'd be redeemed.

So now that's not happening. He's down so far it'd be a lot of hard work to slowly build something again. Fuck that. It's time to go all in, he can win everything back with a single decisive win!

Whatever that is I don't know. But it will probably be amazing.

Ralph is over he's going to kill himself.

Everyone say "bye-bye Ralph"

 

[Absurdity]

Ralph: "Yooo live in fear and yer wafs a fat ayeshun!"
Jim: "Say my name right, Pig Rage! Can I get an oink?"
Ralph: "I hope you die Medicare! I don't hate you, Jim. What did I do to you?"
Matt: "So how many people did you flag?"
Ralph: "Iwoonevungoindadatritenoaaawwwww... ughhhhh..." *click*

 

[Angry Shoes]

I still dont like matt. Hes smug af and any ounce of attention goes straight to his head

Sometimes you don't like your mailman but they still deliver things to you.

 

[CECA Loather]

She's Hmong, which is why she kept getting her twitter accounts banned because she wouldn't stop sperging about how Cambodians and Viets are the niggers of Asia.

Hmong are native to China and Indochina. We call them the Miao. Since she uses Hmong instead of Miao, I suppose her ancestors weren't from China.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

I'm actually glad he's so drunk because his real thoughts are slipping out.

(Late but oh well)
we’ve got a saying from around my parts:

“Drunken words are sober thoughts”, meaning when you’re drunk you say aloud the things you only thought when sober. Ethan is just telling on himself.

 

[Mikoyan]

Hmong are native to China and Indochina. We call them the Miao. Since she uses Hmong instead of Miao, I suppose her ancestors weren't from China.

Viet-Hmong refugees ended up in WI (and thus Minnesota) after the war disproportionately. In central Wisconsin in particular there was a pastor who wanted as many imported as possible since he thought the local population was too white.

Guess how that worked out. (Though it's been a much better experience generally than the Somalis in the Cities.)