😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus / The Scorpion - Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish, running from the long arm of the law

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Trying a bit of a new format here, let me know if it's good or not.

In which Dana, having quickly run dry her usual pitiable attempts at influencing people by threatening them with the same glowies that apparently fuck with her 24/7, has moved onto her other favorite effort of saying Mike just wasn't that good in bed and that the hundreds of possibly dead hookers he had sex with were probably lying. Compares Mike to Niles and thanks him for the "garden variety coke", retroactively adding the fentanyl conspiracy to that part of her story.

Dana still has no clue what her conspiracy even is, what it's goals are, or who's even perpetrating it; is it any wonder why her book probably sold less than 10 copies? Still wants Niles to come back. Maintains that she's totally going to get vengeance on Mike, now referred to as "this asshole". Mike's dick is now back to not working because of the back injury that Dana previously cured.

Still gets defensive over Beth. Dana refers to Youtube in the 3rd person in her threat to annoy the police. Mike apparently wants Hunter to be Mike 2.0 according to her recent deranged serial killer larp. Mike was apparently trying to get Hunter to kill Dana? Dana seemingly tries to get Hunter to kill Beth in her newly formed schizophrenic murderous game of ping pong, or however else you can describe Dana's plots and character motivations.

Still using Hunter as a morality pet, apparently Mike resents Hunter because he hasn't killed as many used up hookers as dear old dad. Dana "Danger Powers" Marie says Mike wanted Hunter to be his "Mini-Me".

"I'm kinda team Hunter right now, based on everything I've learned..." - Dana, having alienated everyone in her life, yet again...

One final unemotional appeal to emotions, ending us off with a smug snort, Dana actually thinking she can manipulate people against anyone but her.
 
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Gotta love it! Beth Dydek, who hasn't accused SuperGarbage (can't refer to him as anything but this, he's a fucking piece of nasty trash, too) of rape, is SO MUCH WORSE than Dumpster, who is currently accusing SuperGarbage of rape.

Slut tactics engaged as she talks about how another man fucked her once a few years ago in a disgusting attempt to seduce a fucked up 2020 high school graduate.
 
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Gotta love it! Beth Dydek, who hasn't accused SuperGarbage (can't refer to him as anything but this, he's a fucking piece of nasty trash, too) of rape, is SO MUCH WORSE than Dumpster, who is currently accusing SuperGarbage of rape.

Slut tactics engaged as she talks about how another man fucked her once a few years ago in a disgusting attempt to seduce a fucked up 2020 high school graduate.
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Generally if someone shows you their KF thread on the first date? Yeah, I'd say that's a bit of a red flag...
 
I love how she desperately tries to engage a man who has ignored her for years in an attempt to get leverage against a man who has by her own admission allowed her household, use of a vehicle, ease of space, use of kitchen utilities, and storage. Literally only from the last 2 months has she ever even considered paying rent. Not even a month ago did Mike tell her to set up in her own room and she was visibly affronted by it. How fucking dare he expect her to get hee shit out of his way.

Mike allowed her in for a bit and she went full ham and suddenly his family was expected to hand over his mother's wedding rings. The absolute effrontery.
 
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Somebody really ought to let the staff @ the Ellicottville Wingate know that room is going to need to have hazmat protocols to clean. At least she's only a couple of blocks from the job she won't have within 2 weeks.

I estimate she's got a weekend to weasel herself into someone else's home before she's well & truly shelter bound. That's all this is after all, she's simply staying close to work for the weekend due to the weather. Everything will blow over because she's a goddess & has control over cucked SuperGarbage. He fears her & the damage her lying claptrap can cause. Her vagina, which currently streams piss, will bring him to his muthafuckin knees, dontcha know.

I can't wait to see if she really does go through with the police. I doubt it but it's the only way to get into a shelter between Covid & blizzard conditions. She considers herself to be above all that though so the chances are high she'll dip. The police will also shred her little fantasy tantrum backfire (deja vu, eh, Dumpster?) so that is likely a puss out factor, too.

Waiting for the screaming about how she wants a Holiday Valley Resort trip paid for because, damnit, she's sick & tired of serving all these assholes on vacation with their nice cars & new ski clothes when she can't afford to do the same. Same spiel as her bitching about serving steak @ Jim's Steakhouse because she couldn't afford a meal there herself.

Those fuckers excitedly talk to the sandwich server about the great time they are having & how they come there every year while Dumpster is gnawing on her tongue & liver simultaneously because, 'Oh, wow, you've never been?! You simply must, I mean, you live right here! Oh, & what kind of mustard do you all have & I'm going to need more lemon for my water'. The she goes & bitches about the snots @ that table to her 25 years younger 'peers' who totally understand & agree with her.
 
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Michael has an appointment with one of the cops in Franklinville on Sunday, his only day off. He is taking with him all the text messages and has already told them about Dana's plot to get him to murder Skip, Steph, Spencer, and Duncan along with her request for him to get her a handgun. Her world, as she knows it, will be closing in on her in the next few days and she deserves every bit of it.

While I agree Michael should have been smarter about this piece of shit, I do believe him to be a victim of hers. He is actually a nice guy who got messed up with a nutjob and did NOT read the red flags real well.

ETA: @SeniorFuckFace she can't prove anything she claims and she knows it. She just thinks because she is female, she is more sympathetic. Not how it works. Can't brag about doing "cocaine with Lucifer" willingly and smoke dope and then bitch about being "drugged". If they find anything in her blood or urine, it will be because she did it to herself, I am sure. She was right about one thing, though. The cops are aware of her and her crazy claims about Inanna and all these "special powers". They don't believe it; but they are aware of it.
 
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Michael has an appointment with one of the cops in Franklinville on Sunday, his only day off. He is taking with him all the text messages and has already told them about Dana's plot to get him to murder Skip, Steph, Spencer, and Duncan along with her request for him to get her a handgun. Her world, as she knows it, will be closing in on her in the next few days and she deserves every bit of it.

While I agree Michael should have been smarter about this piece of shit, I do believe him to be a victim of hers. He is actually a nice guy who got messed up with a nutjob and did NOT read the red flags real well.
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Michael will be on record, first, with the police then, not Dumpster.

I don't think she will get there today.
 
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Just fucking wow.........
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She's saying he told her these stories and she didn't care, and thought it was kind of a turn-on until he asked for the money she owed him and now he's a serial rapist and killer, and she kinda thinks he raped her with a wine bottle. But she doesn't really know what happened because she was blackout drunk. So now all of a sudden he drugged her. And tried to poison her but she FLAGGED THAT SANDWICH. And continued to sleep with him until he kicked her out of bed. He asked her to leave and was allowing her to stay there till she found a place. But he's terrifying. If she goes to the police honest to God they might roll their eyes right in front of her. I hope they play the video where she says the cops are "in on it." I would love if they could see the videos where she drank so much she passed out and then couldn't remember what she did on live camera the next day. Drugged, my ass.

EDIT: Even more of a hoot that now she was "taken prisoner." It took her awhile to dream that one up. She wants a bite of some "victim's fund." It's so maddening anyone would do this when you know real victims. I'm glad the police have everything.
 
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Years of lies about Skip, and she thinks people are going to believe a word out of her mouth at this point. So many videos of her accusations that Joel, Niles, Skip were all some kind of mystery agents sent to murder her. Oh, and Brick! He'd been in the army!But Niles couldn't do it, she says he fell right in love with her in the bar, lol. Some sort of mental health encounters are sure to ensue, at the least.
 
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Dear God 🙏 Thank you for bringing me to this website randomly years ago. This place has been an absolute joy for me, I LOVE this cow. I came for crazy Pam (RIP), stayed for Chantal and Ethan Ralph, but Dana is truly something special. Its criminal that this thread gets so little participation because it is just *chefs kiss* Long may this crazy bitch wave, and all that~
 
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LOL. I guess she's going to use her Tarot cards as evidence. New one. I would like to be a fly on the wall when the police talk to her. LOL. Then she mentions his cheating and says for that alone she's doing this. SMH. Dumb bitch.
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She is such a narcissist that she can't see how she is so very wrong and Mike is so very right. I guess she will figure it out in the next couple of days.
 
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