🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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The more products that she put on the more her filter failed and you could see how absolutely horrid her skin is. No amount of makeup and smoothing primers are going to help that. The overly "dewy" look she's been going for is going to just highlight all of that in person as well. Obviously all of those overpriced products aren't doing shit for her.
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It really is! We have ordered Taco Bell through door dash for a family of 4, with a decent tip and fees it was close to $50, maybe not quite that much.
So for about $450 you too can look like our dewy queen!
-Glow Recipe Watermelon Glow AHA Pink Dream Body Cream $28
-Bio-Oil Skincare Body Oil $14.99
-Fresh Rose Toner $45
-Skinceuticals C E FERULIC $166
-Joanna Vargas Rejuvenating Serum $100
-Agency Coud care moisturizer ~$25 (only could find it sold along a cleanser)
-Versed Vacation Eyes Brightening Eye Gel $17.99
-TULA Protect + Glow Daily Sunscreen Gel Broad Spectrum SPF 30 $56
-Bio-Oil Skincare Body Oil $14.99
-Fresh Rose Toner $45
-Skinceuticals C E FERULIC $166
-Joanna Vargas Rejuvenating Serum $100
-Agency Coud care moisturizer ~$25 (only could find it sold along a cleanser)
-Versed Vacation Eyes Brightening Eye Gel $17.99
-TULA Protect + Glow Daily Sunscreen Gel Broad Spectrum SPF 30 $56
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It’s pretty obvious at this point that she has some sort of body dysmorphia because she really posted this thinking her skin is something to aspire to.
Congrats Tess, you’ve botoxed your face into having no wrinkles and put filler in other areas but nice skin is more than an illusion of youth and a oddly bloated face (horrifyingly bloated in this case).
There’s so much visible sun damage and plain irritation, a lot of that irritation isn’t from skincare and can’t be fixed with skincare though because her diet and therefore hormones confuse the hell out of her skin.
And sunscreen sperg she should absolutely be using a daily sunscreen over SPF 30.
SPF 30 is the minimum recommended and she’s more prone to burning because of her coloring and she lives in California.
Plus she’s not reapplying it throughout the day like is recommended, so she probably sweats it off in the first 45 minutes.
I’m sure most of these products aren’t bad but that’s a depressing advertisement and her smug face because she thinks her skin is great is thoroughly repulsive.
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This bitch spends $453 to look like a deep frier? Girl you're over product-ing and not letting your skin breathe.
Aren't you supposed to use toner first then your moisturizer?
Also while I don't know the ingredients in the products I know well enough that there's certain products that you shouldn't mix or ones that end up being redundant or canceling other ones out. If anyone's an esthetician or more sperg than me about this I'd love an autistic breakdown on why she's even more retarded than we thought. (For example there's certain serums that you can't wear in the sun for example)
Also SPF 30 is basically worthless.
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About the fact that there are younger and nicer women catering to fat fetishists and who aren't aging, washed-up former supahmoddles: perhaps the johns who are interested in her are even more sadistic than the average feeder. They get to humiliate and destroy someone who's not only bratty and narcissistically proud, but who was also a celeb at some point. The pleasure in doing so to a random fatty whore no one ever heard about simply isn't the same as doing it to Tess.
Now I wonder if the whole wannarexia stuff wasn't a request made by a john so she would make an ass of herself for everyone to see, but clown world media simply ran with it as if it were serious
Now I wonder if the whole wannarexia stuff wasn't a request made by a john so she would make an ass of herself for everyone to see, but clown world media simply ran with it as if it were serious
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With each product, her skin just got redder and rougher and more irritated. Also, the pig applied everything with her filthy sausages and caked claw nails - hey, ever think about using cotton rounds and see if that acne clears up, Ryann?
Her skin is so bloody damaged and she's not even 40. I can't beleive she looks at herself and is proud of it. I just can't.
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It would be cheaper and faster for Tess to just slather on some Crisco, but she doesn't want to dip into her snack stash.
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Tess has skin is “dewy” like a Little Caesar’s Hot ‘N Ready is “dewy”. It’s not dewy, it’s greasy, and she needs to lay off on the fast food.
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Sorry to go on about this, but does she have diabetic retinopathy or something? Because it seems like she can't see nor feel the intense irritation that each successive product does to her face.
First off, when your skin is that irritated, the last thing you need to slap on is toner. Her face - and hands - turned beet red from that toner.
Next, she didn't leave any time for the products to soak in, she just kept adding wet layer after wet layer. She also didn't show the ten pounds of slap she adds after that mess. And why is she always in such a fucking hurry and "late" when she has no job? And why does she apply all with dirty hands and nails?
A woman approaching 40, if she's conscious about her skin, applies the following under makeup: a serum, a moisturizer, and a 50+ SPF sunscreen under makeup. Your night care should be maybe some vitamin C, some serum, a heavy moisturizer, optional eye cream, and a mask (face and lip).
Her skin is a complete disaster zone with thick, heavy rosacea and acne on her cheeks and chin. Her diet must play a major part, but she doesn't even seem to feel the pain.
I officially tinfoil that she's diabetic already, and that she's in so much daily pain she can't even feel the disaster zone that is her face. That thing was her moneymaker, and it is DONE.
First off, when your skin is that irritated, the last thing you need to slap on is toner. Her face - and hands - turned beet red from that toner.
Next, she didn't leave any time for the products to soak in, she just kept adding wet layer after wet layer. She also didn't show the ten pounds of slap she adds after that mess. And why is she always in such a fucking hurry and "late" when she has no job? And why does she apply all with dirty hands and nails?
A woman approaching 40, if she's conscious about her skin, applies the following under makeup: a serum, a moisturizer, and a 50+ SPF sunscreen under makeup. Your night care should be maybe some vitamin C, some serum, a heavy moisturizer, optional eye cream, and a mask (face and lip).
Her skin is a complete disaster zone with thick, heavy rosacea and acne on her cheeks and chin. Her diet must play a major part, but she doesn't even seem to feel the pain.
I officially tinfoil that she's diabetic already, and that she's in so much daily pain she can't even feel the disaster zone that is her face. That thing was her moneymaker, and it is DONE.
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Yeah, but you'll probably get the cops called if you jerk off there.
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Stop with that statement, dammit. It is /not/ like putting lipstick on a pig.
This is fucking adorable.
This is the furthest thing from.
This is fucking adorable.
This is the furthest thing from.
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This is what I was thinking. I'd say there is definitely at least a handful of rich men who would pay to humiliate someone like a Tess - a woman who claims to be strong and independent, who acts like she's above everyone else on socials and pretends to not need no man, just to end up farting on a cake after a man's request. "Hey man, do you know that bossbitch Tess Holliday? I made her squeal like a pig for a fiver."
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Pharm tech doesn't require a degree. I briefly worked as one when I was 19. No way Tess could handle all the walking to and from shelves of pill bottles. Space is also tight. Too tight for Mess to get around. The only seating was at the drive-thru. She'd be on her feet all day.
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She needs a good ol call center job lol
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To be fair, Tess' face turns red just from BREATHING nowadays.
Her ham hock arms are too massive for a blood pressure cuff, so she's probably not aware that her BP levels are somewhere along the lines of "will keel over at any minute"