🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
I'm rereading the post and enjoying some choice quotes.
But he still saw fit to roll me under the bus for cheap Twitter laughs.
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The phrase is "throw me under the bus" but I like to imagine he knows Gaydur could not lift the gunt and instead would have to roll him very quickly into a bus's path.

And I’m for damn sure not gonna give any more fucks about addressing anyone or any topic
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He says, while seething on Twitter.
 
(((Oban Lazcano Kamz))) said:
So ralphs horse wife was almost kidnapped in late 2020 and he decides that it would be a good idea to leave the country now while she is incapacitated with a pregnancy?

May is that much of a high value target that he just ditches her and goes to Lisbon.

Ralph truly cares about his dumb retard wife.
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Most anyone would agree that Ralph only cares about himself. My thought on it is he was made fun of and people had a laugh at his expense so to strike back he concocted this “this knocked up horse was scared I’m callin da pohleease” story of his, and constantly doubles down on it as if it carries any weight. If Meigh knew anything about Ralph she would know he has enemies and some that have shown up and done worse than deliver diapers such as spray painting his shitty car. If she was that concerned she wouldn’t be living there. Meigh was never terrified at fingergunz.
 
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Yikes at the flail and fail, Gunt.
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Damn, this guy is going scorched earth with his bridge-burning. I wonder who he even has left? Richard Spencer and Mr. Girl, I guess? I'm getting pretty pumped for the inevitable battle with Dick Masterson though. The best possible thing these crazy cast of characters can do is keep doing their IBS Classic™-style streams every day and keep the concurrent viewers and dollars flowing. There's something funny about these guys restreaming The Killstream with commentary and getting 10x the viewers and superchats than Ralph and there's nothing he can do about it.

This path will lead to suicide or overdose, I guarantee it.
 
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Sperglord666 said:
The art reminds me of those shitty negotiation games I used to play on Newgrounds. Does anyone remember those?
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"Donate to my stream or I'll blow us all to hell."
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(((Oban Lazcano Kamz))) said:
So ralphs horse wife was almost kidnapped in late 2020 and he decides that it would be a good idea to leave the country now while she is incapacitated with a pregnancy?

May is that much of a high value target that he just ditches her and goes to Lisbon.

Ralph truly cares about his dumb retard wife.
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Here's a picture from the attempted kidnapping.
 
FiveHead said:
I'm wondering who is going to take up the IBS mantle? My bet is on PPP and Warski because, compared to Ralph, the actually put on a great and coherent show (in this sector).
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I dunno about that. Kino Casino is pretty much The PPP Show: Gumroad Edition. PPP's content with throwing shit at anybody and everybody if it suits him in the moment (like Ralph but actually funny and likeable) but Warski's the type to hold back a lot out of loyalty/friendship/other gay shit. I could see that becoming a problem in the future if they ever tried to veer away from PPP's prepared content and do bloodsports stuff.
 
Yes Ethan, continue picking direct fights with women on Twitter and writing diary entries about the men you’re mad at, very ralphamale behavior.
 
malleusmaleficarum said:
i want a doc as much as the next guy but porsalin is right, there's just way too much milk to have to wade through. it would have to be a 100 part series. its like how some tcap analysis channels won't even touch lorne armstrong cus his chatlog is 407 pages.
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I wish everyone would! If you look in there you’ll see that there were PLENTY of times in there where I said “NO”! I wouldn’t have even gone to that house if I hadn’t been entrapped by Xavier Von Erck, Frag, Del Harvey, Chris Hansen, and that lyin’ bitch Sherry Twist! Casey is OK, though. She was just doing’ her jawb. The sheriff who arrested me told me he thought the whole situation was a pizzashit and when I was in prison the leader of the Bloods even told me “You ain’t no pedophile!”
 
(((Oban Lazcano Kamz))) said:
So ralphs horse wife was almost kidnapped in late 2020 and he decides that it would be a good idea to leave the country now while she is incapacitated with a pregnancy?

May is that much of a high value target that he just ditches her and goes to Lisbon.

Ralph truly cares about his dumb retard wife.
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Not his wife. He’s never going to marry her. Ralph is dedicated to lowering the bar set by Ronnie by being a dead beat and only having bastard children.
 
Does May get PTSD flashbacks every time a package gets delivered?
Unlike Jesse they actually enter the front yard.
 
Mexican Molotov Marauder said:
I wonder how that would change his voice. Would the titty skittles make a dolphin screech better or worse?

That reminds me, we should do a poll to see who has the best Ralph impression: Josh, Jim or Rackets

I love listening to people mimic his belligerent hollering so much.
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Someone should hold the first annual Ralphamale contest to find who does the best impression.
 
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