🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
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CECA Loather said:
He wasn't always like this. When I called in, I made fun of him and laughed at him all the time. The Killstream was watchable, he was able to get a good enough audience when Ralph didn't behave like a wigger but let the others make fools of themselves.

We know that Ralph was always a spiteful wigger ever since his elementary school days when he murdered a dog just to get back at a schoolmate. I am not sure if the Ralph we saw at 2018 or 2019 was an act or whether he changed for the better with Nora around. But to me, Ralph was likeable and was able to laugh at himself then.

Looking back, something must have happened for him to revert to his wigger self. @Null thinks it was the photo with Ralph's gunt hanging out. I think letting Dick Masterson get to his head and cheating on Nora was the trigger.
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There was a very, very short period, right after jail, when Ralph had some type of awareness but it was much shorter than what most people think, I would say it was only a couple of months at best.
The thing is that he had a well liked show (thanks to Metokur), was making money, and people suddenly weren't treating him like they did during the GG (like a sperg), so he was getting the respect and admiration he thought he "deserved" which kept the spergouts to a minimum and kept the mask up for longer.

Already by the Diogenes/jcaesar187 stream the mask started to slip and the cracks showed, which led to /cow/ seeing the blood in the water and going after him much harder and Ralph going to war with a fucking image board for the second time in his life (after the first one resulted in his dox), couple that with the increased alcohol consumption (which kept going up, and up, and up) and people telling Ralph he was "funnier" when drunk.

You'd probably notice it if you go back and listen to any old show, whenever someone hurts his wigger pride he always reacted disproportionately, but people just laughed and cheered it on, but it was always there. If Ralph is right about thing is when he says that that is who he is.
 
Vuedou said:
I know it's a shiver me timbers ice cold take.

But I am still astounded he could write this screed of FELT and not have any sense of self awareness.

Truly incredible, or legitimate neurological disorder
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White trash bullshit. They watch wrestling and competitive poker and think all you gotta do is swagger and 'bigger man' your way past anything, truth be damned.

You can even see this in wigger religion takes. "I's been SAH-VED and none of that matters now, it's been washed out by the BLOOD OF THE LAHMB"
 
Mikoyan said:
White trash bullshit. They watch wrestling and competitive poker and think all you gotta do is swagger and 'bigger man' your way past anything, truth be damned.

You can even see this in wigger religion takes. "I's been SAH-VED and none of that matters now, it's been washed out by the BLOOD OF THE LAHMB"
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I hope our stable of Moors at least dropped an elbow or two on Ralph, just for his benefit.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
It’s weird how fixated he is on Jim being old and Jim/Gator liking anime. Jim is only a few years older than the 37 year old Gunt in support hose. Ralph’s pregnant mare is a HUGE anime fan, drug him to a fucking anime convention and is most well known for being the ugly annoying, lolicon loving girlfriend of a anime YouTuber.
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Think the horse would leave him after he dissed anime like that?
 
Some fucking old man who shakes his cancer medication bottles and talks shit about me every time I hear him open his goddamn mouth on the topic?
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Bullshit, Ethan. You spend more than enough time here to know there were more than a few people suggesting Jim was a secret guntguard because he wouldn't laugh at you.
 
Lammy said:
"Men ask for more money if they want more money."

E-Begging = Manliness? I think we've found who the TRUE Apex male is, in that case:
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I mean, it does make sense, they're both fat alcoholic men with massive egos, gambling addictions, and horses for wives.
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Ethan Ralph is what would've happened if Chris Chan and DSP made an ass baby. He's a perfect blend of their traits.
 
Sperglord666 said:
The art reminds me of those shitty negotiation games I used to play on Newgrounds. Does anyone remember those?
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I do, actually. The art was fucked and I couldn't beat any of them besides the "getting a raise" one. It seemed that every answer was the wrong one. So frustrating.
 
Vuedou said:

GAYDOR

YUE FINK YUE GONNA WALK AWAY FRUM ME GAYDOR?

YOUR GONNA PAY FOR IT GAYDOR, NO ONE WALKS AWAY FROM THE KANG OF THIS WHOLE DAM SEKTOR
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Oh dude, all the bullying about him not daring to mention Jim really got to him didn't it? Also that 'he (Gator) didn't pull his ample weight.' It will never fail to amaze me how hypocritical and ungrateful this dumb fatlard is.

On an unrelated note, I adore people caricaturizing a lolcow's speech, be it in writing or spoken. Your pfp greatly enhanced my reading experience, thank you.
 
I tried listening to a solo Flamenco show and he's simply too autistic and gay for me. I have nothing against the guy, I just can't listen to it. I'm wondering who is going to take up the IBS mantle? My bet is on PPP and Warski because, compared to Ralph, the actually put on a great and coherent show (in this sector).

Also, where the heck does Metokur even stream these days? I usually can find the mirrors on YouTube after the fact, but where is this guy's home at the moment?
 
Man, Ralph is really starting to take this @MWV cosplay a bit too seriously with his latest Twitter profile pic. "I wish you the best in your future endeavours" is surely only used by the wrasslin' man, and was clearly an underhanded slight by Gator.

So, does Ralph actually not have the Gator Gamer's doXxxXx? I would have thought he'd have dropped it if so.
 
So ralphs horse wife was almost kidnapped in late 2020 and he decides that it would be a good idea to leave the country now while she is incapacitated with a pregnancy?

May is that much of a high value target that he just ditches her and goes to Lisbon.

Ralph truly cares about his dumb retard wife.
 
FiveHead said:
I tried listening to a solo Flamenco show and he's simply too autistic and gay for me. I have nothing against the guy, I just can't listen to it. I'm wondering who is going to take up the IBS mantle? My bet is on PPP and Warski because, compared to Ralph, the actually put on a great and coherent show (in this sector).

Also, where the heck does Metokur even stream these days? I usually can find the mirrors on YouTube after the fact, but where is this guy's home at the moment?
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His youtube channel, he just doesnt keep the streams up so susan doesnt get him.
 
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