The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Ghostse]

Oh would you look at that; Indigenous people aren't a monolith!

Lies. All Brown people are the same, Social Justice preaches that is so

 

[Miss Misery]

Lies. All Brown people are the same, Social Justice preaches that is so

War bonnets, peace pipes, tipis, and totem poles for everyone!

 

[Ghostse]

War bonnets, peace pipes, tipis, and totem poles for everyone!

And heap good wampum.

 

[Meiwaku]

They are not a charity. Don't fall for their twitter bullshit.

This post on this very thread from June 2021 shows they're a company, not a charity, despite their claims to the contrary. Just for good measure here is the search as of today, January 31st 2022. (this is the database used to look it up)

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No matter what combination of the words "The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" you enter, they won't show up. The only charity that shows up with the word "Unicorn" is an unrelated children's charity.

Additionally, the IRS database does not have them listed as a tax excempt organization either, so as I understand it, donations to them are not tax deductible (but the American tax system confuses me terribly so I'll leave this for someone smarter than me to confirm)

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OP of the sperg here. Penny post pictures of his TurboTax official book in the flesh or whatever sitting next to the company one basically saying that they filed to be a charity last year which means that this year would be their first tax year and the first year that they would be reported if im correct. They shilled they were a charity pre actual certification. So their first tax year is this year.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Wait, didn't someone JUST post about how native people don't like imagery of owls? Idk how legit it is, but if so, lmao can't wait for them to hand off that obviously owl-faced knitted hat to one of em.

It was me. I used to look at charity knitting and they would always say it.
For donations to the Navajo Nation via Little Singer Community School, for cultural reasons, please don’t use any prints with owls, snakes, or coyotes.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Tenacious Omicron Ranch saga begins now! I've been sitting on that joke for months.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Wait, didn't someone JUST post about how native people don't like imagery of owls? Idk how legit it is, but if so, lmao can't wait for them to hand off that obviously owl-faced knitted hat to one of em.

I'll have you know that's crochet. It's the 18th most popular free hat pattern on ravelry and has adult sizing.

Owl Hat pattern by Sarah Zimmerman

I have added larger sizes to my crochet owl hat pattern! And I have answered some frequently asked questions as well, including a photo tutorial on how to hide your seam.

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Ravelry: Owl Hat pattern by Sarah Zimmerman

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Pattern here: https://www.repeatcrafterme.com/2012/09/crochet-owl-hat-pattern-in-newborn.html

It was a huge thing when owls were all the rage.

 

[AssignedEva]

Penny broke the news and obviously used it for gritting purposes. [A]
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Edit: Josie has also said something. [A]
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Ugh they are being so melodramatic. "We believe we have it contained" - in what sense? It's a farmhouse with a couple of trailers, not a city that has sectors you can Wuhan. Do they mean they put Kevin in a barn?

"Feeling a lot right now" - the Tranchers are all fully vaccinated. What did they expect, they'd never get it? London became a ghost town in the run up to Christmas because practically the whole city caught it at the same time, it just takes a bit longer to work through rural low density environments. If you're under 50 and fully vaccinated you're just going to have a crappy cold.

This also brings along the sinking realisation that Kevin is probably going to claim that he has long covid, and will tweet and grift on that basis. If they all claim to have long covid they might even have a face-saving exit strategy; "we were a successful trans alpaca haven but sadly now we're all long term disabled and need your help to enter managed decline and find somewhere else to live".

I'll have you know that's crochet. It's the 18th most popular free hat pattern on ravelry and has adult sizing.

Owl Hat pattern by Sarah Zimmerman

I have added larger sizes to my crochet owl hat pattern! And I have answered some frequently asked questions as well, including a photo tutorial on how to hide your seam.

www.ravelry.com

Ravelry: Owl Hat pattern by Sarah Zimmerman

archived 2 Feb 2022 15:43:39 UTC

archive.ph

Pattern here: https://www.repeatcrafterme.com/2012/09/crochet-owl-hat-pattern-in-newborn.html

It was a huge thing when owls were all the rage.

Although it's adorable, that does seem more appropriate for putting on a child on a nippy early autumn day in San Francisco than putting on a child with poor access to heating in midwinter in the Rocky Mountains

 

[stupid frog]

Typhoid Penny

 

[Neko GF]

Gotta love that Colorado weather-

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Speaking of which, how many of the alpacas pictured here will survive the wonderful Colorado weather-

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[Old Fart]

Edit: Josie has also said something. [A]
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Oh the tribulations the Lord has bestowed upon thee sister Josie! Ach und Weh, Ach und Weh!

I guarantee that all three of you queensizers are infected and probably the others you talked to in the common room. That's all it takes.

OP of the sperg here. Penny post pictures of his TurboTax official book in the flesh or whatever sitting next to the company one basically saying that they filed to be a charity last year which means that this year would be their first tax year and the first year that they would be reported if im correct. They shilled they were a charity pre actual certification. So their first tax year is this year.

But we haven't seen any official 509(C)(3) registration, have we?

I don't think that Penny is lying, though. If their considerable number of donors want to make a tax deduction, at least some of them will face questions about this 'Tenacious Unicorn Ranch', and not being able to confirm its charity status is going to piss off a lot of dogooders. Phil is not going to risk that. So where else can we find Colorado charities?

 

[: Required]

Good Christ, these fucking sad sacks can’t crack a fart without asking someone to donate money to them for having to suffer through smelling it.

I’ll bet these dorks had cartoon dollar signs pop out of their eyes when little Kevin found out he was sick.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Josie tested negative for covid, though he may have tested too soon. [A]

The Tranch had salad for lunch (and God knows what else they didn’t photograph). [A]

And since it is Wednesday, Penny prepared for the weekly Estrogen Injection Night. [A]

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I love how Penny prepares this shit on a specific gold colored platter in a neat arrangement, as a priest would prepare the Body and Blood of Christ in mass. It’s in a similar arrangement every time, and I hope it’s just for the camera.

Spoiler: Other Estrogen Injection Night platters

Note the varying number of needles (sorry, I forgot when each photo was taken)

Spoiler: Full images + additional pics

More photos from the ranch that I did archive the tweets to because they were pointless

 

[: Required]

I don’t know why the Holy Estrogen Sacrament platter unnerves me so much. Just imagining these creeps deifying an elective process of injecting yourself with medicine you don’t need is some weird dystopian shit, man.

Edit: Unrelated image

 

[Dvsilverwing]

I don’t know why the Holy Estrogen Sacrament platter unnerves me so much.

Dude it's just fuckin creepy in general all laid out like that.

Did anyone ever note any mention from prior posting if they all take their own shots or if one person gives everyone else their shots?

 

[: Required]

Dude it's just fuckin creepy in general all laid out like that.

Did anyone ever note any mention from prior posting if they all take their own shots or if one person gives everyone else their shots?

Oh, I have no doubt that High Priestess Penny goes around “anointing” his little subjects like he’s the fucking Pope.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Waiting on the official Blasphemous TUR DLC where the penitent Troon is punished for his sins against the alpacas

 

[Miss Misery]

There's no protein in that salad. I bet they do a salad bar just like they do a taco bar. Although if they did, they'd show photos of it.

 

[stupid frog]

I think Penny and someone else does the injections.

 

[retard strength]

I may have wondered this outloud before, but do the FtMs have to sit out lest they taint the TRUE WOMEN'S circle, or do they get to join with T injections? Does Philpen have to do their's too?

I remember (?) reading that he does Kevin's because he's a stupid fucking retard, and probably also does Jen's because of their whole... dynamic. Fat Paul isn't there anymore, wonder if anyone else gets to join the circle now?

Man the Estrogen Ritual nights are always my favorite pic updates, even more than the stove.