Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[Catto Gatto]

Neasa and Noah might be a bit thick, then, since this is only their engagement party and there's no guarantee that I Am Jazz will have another season.

It's surprising Sander was able to get Noah's mum to come to the party, kinda throws all the "disowned by family" stuff into question.

My theory is that Noah is hoping that TLC will create some kind of spin-off now that Jazz’ “journey” isn’t exactly glamorous anymore. It’s not far fetched knowing TLC, and Noah strikes me as a narcissistic fame whore. I could see them following Sander and his autistic activism / Troon Love Quest / new role with the “CheckIn” app and featuring Noah as his main “bro” sidekick.

 

[BluntyBitch]

I am between jobs, I am broke as shit, I am in too much pain to really do anything, I might lose my housing, my parents hate me, I hate myself, and yet my number one problem in life is not having a rubber dick to fill out the front of my 501s.

Are u this guy?

 

[Cluster Beezin]

At the engagement party, Noah also mentioned that she actually met her girlfriend Nasty through getting top surgery with Snibbles (I cannot for the life of me remember the real names of those two blonde weirdos, what the fuck.)

Quote from Noah at the engagement party:

"This is Sneed, she did my top surgery, and I thought her sister was really cute, and kinda used the fact that I was getting top surgery to whittle my way into her life, and then just didn't really let go..."

This relationship gets weirder the more we learn about it.

 

[TerfSmurf]

Here are my concise thoughts on the season finale of I Am Jazz:

- Boring, nothing happened, didn't even get a highlight montage of Jazz falling over.
- Why is this woman named "Nasa?"
- There was filler of Jazz's mother throwing some sort of party or whatever. I was more concentrated on how you have filler in a season finale.
- These people are disconcertingly friendly with their plastic surgeons, including inviting them over for gatherings. I don't even know people who are this close to doctors who've saved their lives.
- Jazz was disturbingly interested in watching a surgery.
- The FtM whose name I already forgot got engaged with somebody they met about two or three months ago, and it all just seems performative to me. They barely even acknowledge their fiance in conversation.
- This FtM sure does cry a lot.
- The FtM started talking about how they rejected the advice of ten psychologists saying their transitioning was just a phase and heeded the advice of the eleventh who told them what they wanted to hear.
- I was more "interested" in the awful shows on TLC, including around five distinct shows about morbidly obese people, one about a doctor who pops pimples, and another of doctors removing foreign objects from patients' bodies.
- At one point there was seven minutes of commercials leading into three minutes of the actual show before cutting to seven more minutes of commercials.
- I liked the commercial with buff teddy bears.
- 2/10 because Jazz occasionally got told off for eating like a fatty.

Neasa is an Irish Gaelic name.

 

[AssignedEva]

At the engagement party, Noah also mentioned that she actually met her girlfriend Nasty through getting top surgery with Snibbles (I cannot for the life of me remember the real names of those two blonde weirdos, what the fuck.)

Quote from Noah at the engagement party:


This relationship gets weirder the more we learn about it.

Neasa is actually employed as Sidhbh's "self appointed stylist and brand manager". Here's her bio from the website:

Neasa (pronounced “Nasa”) Gallagher is Dr. Gallagher’s younger (cooler) sister.
She is Dr. Gallagher’s self-appointed stylist and brand manager.

Neasa has always loved children and chose teaching Kindergarten as her first career. This allowed her to have long summers where she was lucky enough to travel the world and explore other cultures. She has visited more than 70 countries to date, all seven wonders of the world and she speaks 6 languages!
Neasa loves a challenge and a few years ago decided to go back to school and pursue a new career.
She scored a 4.0 in her master’s degree in business administration and was recruited to Dubai to work in educational leadership. Working in a multicultural setting has allowed Neasa to fine tune her skills as a problem solver, a caretaker and a communicator.

Neasa has always had a passion however, for making people feel as comfortable as possible in their skin. She is a qualified aesthetician and has an absolute fascination with the latest technologies and innovations in skin care and beauty treatments. Her “make-over” and stylist skills are legendary among friends and family. The Gallagher family have always been LGBTQ advocates. Neasa especially loves to work with our transgender patients helping them reach their gender affirmation goals. Neasa’s most meaningful work yet is using her organizational skills and fierce work ethic to help deliver world class care to our patients.

I mean it might be a case of "Will you not be giving your sister a job in your tranny clinic, sure she'll be grand" but their family dynamic is weird (in a different way to the Bloshinkies but suffice to say when it comes to Sidhbh, those Irish eyes aren't smiling... they're shark eyes).
In Irish mythology her namesake gets turned into a deer, then into a beautiful woman, then a deer again. Pretty apt for someone who does transition surgery (although the name itself means "sweetness").

 

[ForbiddenVelma960]

"You give your Uncle Bill a call when they get your downstairs plumbin' hooked up little lady."

That presidential chubby chaser would be all over Jazz now

 

[Troll Patrol]

Neasa is actually employed as Sidhbh's "self appointed stylist and brand manager". Here's her bio from the website:

What the fuck kind of surgeon needs a stylist and brand manager? - rhetorical question

 

[OttoWest]

It's surprising Sander was able to get Noah's mum to come to the party, kinda throws all the "disowned by family" stuff into question.

Noah/Jessica has been visiting with her mom for several years now. A lot of her so-called persecution appears to have been way over dramatized, if not outright fiction. It sells her story better to be a poor widdle troon outcast than to have had a typical “fuck you mom and dad!” flounce at 18.

The info on Neasa is interesting, especially the Dubai thing. A thin, blonde white woman over there has multiple ways of making quite a bit of money. Thanks @AssignedEva.

 

[chickenbutt]

I mean it might be a case of "Will you not be giving your sister a job in your tranny clinic, sure she'll be grand" but their family dynamic is weird (in a different way to the Bloshinkies but suffice to say when it comes to Sidhbh, those Irish eyes aren't smiling... they're shark eyes).

I said the exact same thing to my husband while watching it. Sidhbh (which my phone is trying to correct to "sideshow" lol apt) gives me the fucking creeps. People tend to underestimate women because they're less physically imposing than men, but some women are just as capable of being legitimate evil psychos and I think our doctor sideshow is one of them. Her gaze has the simultaneous intensity and emotional emptiness of an apex predator and I wouldn't trust the bitch as far as I'd throw her. Neasa is probably your more garden variety fame-hungry "influencer" thot: manipulative but not really dangerous. The dynamic of nepotism you describe is common in Irish families, though, so I wouldn't be surprised if she did end up in tranny-adjacent work because she essentially got caught in the orbit of her dominant older sister.

Sidhbh, though... I wouldn't turn my back on.

 

[Law]

Can they not just roll up a pair of socks and stuff them down there?

Where's the grift in that? You can get a 10 pack of socks for like 8 bucks at any CVS or Walmart or Target. Special rubber dicks require internet fundraisers.

I think if she could murder Jazz and get away with it, she would.

The scene where she talks about wringing his neck and mimes it without a hint of irony is chilling.
Hell hath no fury like a narcissist parent turning their golden child into a scapegoat.
I personally think that Jeanette is capable of murder.
Lying about your evil cis parents disowning you is Troon 101. A lot of homosexual kids got kicked out by their parents, but with trans people it's a lot more likely that kicked their parents out of their life. When Noah is talking to Sander, she tells him that her mom visited to help her after her masectomy. You're not taking time off work, flying to a different city, and helping someone with their mastectomy drains for a week if you've cruelly abandoned that person.
(Interestingly, I hear a lot more stories about evil cishet bigoted mothers helping their trans kids after surgery. Guess the glitter family is just too fabulous to be bothered changing a bedpan.)
Noah is ungrateful and will probably regret the way she acted in like 10 years. I hope she can repair her relationship with her mother but acting like her mother is some kind of monster on TV is very misleading.

 

[Dolomite]

Hell hath no fury like a narcissist parent turning their golden child into a scapegoat.
I personally think that Jeanette is capable of murder.

What if Jeanette winds up like Dee Dee Blanchard 10 years from now?

 

[Tasty Tatty]

It's never ethical to date your doctors, specially those who directly worked with you. And that applies for their families.

Gosh, these people are so autistic and desperate for human interaction that they can only even date their own circle of gender-maniacs.

What the fuck kind of surgeon needs a stylist and brand manager? - rhetorical question

Because what this butcher sells isn't the surgeries but the ideologies behind. Answering because I'm also an autist.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"Neasa" sounds like a female Gunga.

"Neasa makes JarJar's pp feel so good."

 

[Law]

This comic from the Kevin Gibes thread reminds me of Jazz and Sander.

 

[Miss Misery]

The name is almost always spelled "Sadhbh" afaict... over 350k results on Google. When you search for "Sidhbh" you get about 25k results and when you search for "Sidhbh" -gallagher it drops to 7k results.

I know Americans love to change the spellings of names, and it's got especially bad over the past two decades, but is changing the spelling of an old Irish name a common thing?

Edit: I mispelled Sidhbh in the post the second time and I don't want anyone to think that's why the Google results dropped. Ha.

 

[chickenbutt]

The name is almost always spelled "Sadhbh" afaict... over 350k results on Google. When you search for "Sidhbh" you get about 25k results and when you search for "Sidibh" -gallagher it drops to 7k results.

I know Americans love to change the spellings of names, and it's got especially bad over the past two decades, but is changing the spelling of an old Irish name a common thing?

I actually wondered about that - I have only ever seen it spelled with an a before now, myself. But she's clearly from Ireland rather than Irish-American, and it's not like the different spelling makes it any easier for Anglophones to pronounce so I'm not sure what the point would be in doing that. It's often the snottiest West Brit Dublin-4 types that give all their kids Irish names though, so it's distinctly possible their parents are just poseurs who wanted her name to be "more special", à la American parents who insist on spelling their kid's common, everyday name as "Mahkeighlah" or something. I dunno, that's my best guess.

 

[Les Morfalous]

Passing by to ask if Sander finally became a good ally and succumbed to Peppermint's advances?

 

[TerfSmurf]

It's never ethical to date your doctors, specially those who directly worked with you. And that applies for their families.

Gosh, these people are so autistic and desperate for human interaction that they can only even date their own circle of gender-maniacs.


Because what this butcher sells isn't the surgeries but the ideologies behind. Answering because I'm also an autist.

It wouldn’t surprise me if this marriage is for green card purposes.

 

[all4mom2]

It wouldn’t surprise me if this marriage is for green card purposes.

Maybe they cut a deal on her surgery, since she's presumably broke. Didn't S. tell Greg she'd been trying to marry her sister off for a while now?

 

[chickenbutt]

Maybe they cut a deal on her surgery, since she's presumably broke. Didn't S. tell Greg she'd been trying to marry her sister off for a while now?

I must have missed that as I only started watching this season - when was this? If that's the case, I might have to revise my assumption that Neasa's as batshit as her sister. She wears way too much makeup (IMO) but she's essentially an attractive woman. If she's had serious difficulty finding someone, that might indicate a far more noxious personality or mental issues than I initially assumed.