🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,421
You ever read about those cases in the news where some violent drunk puts his baby into the microwave or shakes it to death because it won't stop crying?

That's what I think may happen. Ralph has zero impulse control. If you leave him alone in a house, drunk with a crying toddler, I would not be surprised if he gets angry and kills the child in an outburst.

I hope I am wrong but I would not be surprised if this is how this story ends within a year or two. And tbh, at such a point this would also stop being funny.

I hope he does one good thing in his life and abandons his child.
I will say that starting fights on the internet and child murder are a ways apart, at the same time, I'm really wishing I had a better argument for why this hopefully won't happen...

I really hope you all know, the farms is going to publicly get part of the blame for driving a him to murder/murder suicide.
 
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Ok then. Someone challenge Ralph to do actual recorded lines for Jarbo the Hutt's next track.

Betcha he won't.

I really hope you all know, the farms is going to publicly get part of the blame for driving a him to murder/murder suicide.
God I hope so. Seeing people try to crusade over that shit is always entertaining.
 
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What lie? You didn't even accuse gunt of not laughing at himself you argued with a paypiggie about the idea of laughing at one's self? He really did get fucking mentally retarded by Andy's mainland counterpart holy fuck

Ethan straight up sounded like he was near tears last night
I'd cry too if my daddy disavowed me and mocked mah purse sniffle
 
Ralph's stream was incredibly sad. But this whole Gator going over the fence and acting like a cool guy despite everything he's done being out of spite, as he admitted it himself, is incredibly gay. Like at this point dude, go fucking drown with Ralph at the bottom of the ocean. You deserve each other.
 
So Gator literally admits that the main reason he stuck around the gunt is because the haters kept shitting on them. How fucked must you be to prioritize owning the haters (by proving them right) over being happy in your own life.

No redemption Gator.
 
I can't believe I'm saying something to defend Gator, but if someone offered me $200 a month to do something I enjoy anyway and it didn't affect my ability to do my regular job, I'd probably take it and keep my mouth shut too. Especially if it was under the table, which it sounds like it was.

He's still a fag though.
The problem is though that he does a fair amount of work for the $200. If it was just like "hey be my co-host" then that's a fair wage, but he did more than that I believe. If he immediately acknowledges that it was too little and he was taken advantage of, why did he tolerate being treated like that? When I feel like I'm being treated like shit at my job, I do something about it.

But I will admit, if he liked doing the job and it didn't interfere with other forms of income...it is ultimately harmless.
 
Oof you just annihilated his one cope Ethan really is a cornered little piggy

The problem is though that he does a fair amount of work for the $200. If it was just like "hey be my co-host" then that's a fair wage, but he did more than that I believe. If he immediately acknowledges that it was too little and he was taken advantage of, why did he tolerate being treated like that? When I feel like I'm being treated like shit at my job, I do something about it.

But I will admit, if he liked doing the job and it didn't interfere with other forms of income...it is ultimately harmless.
I think people get hung up on if Ralph's an ass or gators a bitch for the exploitivie salary, I think both are true.
 
Ralph doesn't realize he needs the exposure. He hasn't been KILLSTREAM NUMBA ONE BAYBEE LESSS FUCKING GOOOO!! for like 2 years already
Then again he's so dead brained he actually believes people needed HIM to make it when we've seen the exact opposite like Rekieta who got more when leaving the guntosphere
 
theyre iterally arguing against the idea of not being an overly sensitive vindictive bitch? I guess being a soy filled bitch is RELPHA lol
If Ralph handled criticism or banter in a healthy way, it would be super boring and lame. I for one am happy that he has sacrificed his dignity for our casual entertainment.
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This sage advice from a young James Patrick O’shillelagh pretty much sums it up. I credit Ralph with helping me discover new and entertaining hobbies.
 
Jesus Christ. I decided to nap cause I thought that nothing would happen minus a few pics if Ralph's teeth were missing. I fucking said "I doubt Ralph could out due January." 1 fucking day into February, he burnt the bridge with gaydur.
I have gone for a nap and this thread becomes from 30 pages to almost a hundred
In fairness to Gator, he's jus broken through the conditioning and shook off his Guntholme Syndrome. I wouldn't expect him to go all out straight away - but fuck if he accepts the truth of the corn harvest, an apology from Mr.Vickers and conceded the Nora email shows Ralph was flagging within a single stream then it's clear he's finally got control back of his rational faculties when thinking about Ralph.

Truly the year of the Gator 🐊🏆🐊🏆🐊
Only thing that will sting more is to become friends with Nora. But, if he hates women, it's highly unlikely. Next best option is do his silly stream and occasionally go to flamenco's streams to dunk on the gunt. But this is full on optimism mode
 
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