🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,421
Well that was fun.

Time for Rekieta's stream.
So hey. Going to Nick's stream was the right idea. Wew!!

10,386 niggers. That's all I'm saying.

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With love to @TheClappening.
 
yeah totally, tell us all about Jim trying to become the gamergate mastermind oldest of fags.

In actual seriousness this is probably the most retarded take on Jims involvement in GG Ive ever read. Jim didnt want to be Cobra Commander of Gamergate, he just wanted people to keep stirring shit up and that was his only message. Once people tried to start doing IRL political shit he lost interest and if you had been watching you would have noticed Jim slowly getting more and more bored in the streams he took part in leading up to the great Jade blowjob stream. Worse yet, no one told him to fuck off at all I get that youve gotten your knowledge second hand and all but thats just not true at all everyone worshipped Jim to a degree he definitely didn't like.
Pretty much this. You had a cornucopia of retardation that ran that shit into the ground:
-Milo and his band of /pol/-spergs that tried bringing in their political hot takes.
-The massive amount of moralfagging ala the Sargonite brigade.
-Grifters trying to get their name out there and some yen in the process
-And the massive weaponized autism of people like Homer and Leo
Who in their right mind would want to lead that kind of spergfest?
 
I loved the tag team beatdown vibe of this stream, especially when Ralph was getting slapped around by his own superchats. It was former cohost after former cohost, one after the other, lining up to drop elbows on Gunt’s cracked skull. Flam realized they moment he was in and provided a great forum for this sort of blood sacrifice. Augie and Warski were in top form during the main portion of the stream (the first couple hours). And let’s not forget our boy Ralph, as he absolutely humiliated himself for our amusement. Gator was pretty good, especially once he started spilling tea (word of advice though Gator - start over, hold no grudges). Matt... I’m glad he went on, but man he needs to learn how to deliver a kill shot. They had Ralph teed up for an easy field goal kick to the face, but Matt kept it pretty tame. At least he said “NO, RALPH, NO” to complete the full circle.

The only thing missing was Jim. He was watching actively and tweeting, but they really needed him on to push it over into that highest tier. I guess he was busy, which I can’t blame him for. But man I loved that stream.
 
Damn I was going to make a thread myself for Ethan vs Gator ,good job OP. I may edit the OP to add in clips later in the day/weeks, if necessary.
 
Imagine being so enthralled by Ralph's "charms" that you can't bring yourself to break away from him for years. It's always nice to see people breaking out of toxic relationships but let's be real, he only broke away when Papa Jimbo started going HAM on Ralph. I think his thought process was less "I need to get out of this toxic relationship" and more, "I managed to get Jim on one of my streams, so I don't really need to be around Ralph for clout anymore."

He wasn't looking for independence, he was looking to trade up.
 
Imagine being so enthralled by Ralph's "charms" that you can't bring yourself to break away from him for years. It's always nice to see people breaking out of toxic relationships but let's be real, he only broke away when Papa Jimbo started going HAM on Ralph. I think his thought process was less "I need to get out of this toxic relationship" and more, "I managed to get Jim on one of my streams, so I don't really need to be around Ralph for clout anymore."

He wasn't looking for independence, he was looking to trade up.
As someone with only marginal familiarity of the killstream crew, I agree with this. Gator does act like a parasite and seems content to be a lapdog for someone with "clout"
 
Imagine being so enthralled by Ralph's "charms" that you can't bring yourself to break away from him for years. It's always nice to see people breaking out of toxic relationships but let's be real, he only broke away when Papa Jimbo started going HAM on Ralph. I think his thought process was less "I need to get out of this toxic relationship" and more, "I managed to get Jim on one of my streams, so I don't really need to be around Ralph for clout anymore."

He wasn't looking for independence, he was looking to trade up.
Could be both. That seems the most likely.
 
Imagine being so enthralled by Ralph's "charms" that you can't bring yourself to break away from him for years. It's always nice to see people breaking out of toxic relationships but let's be real, he only broke away when Papa Jimbo started going HAM on Ralph. I think his thought process was less "I need to get out of this toxic relationship" and more, "I managed to get Jim on one of my streams, so I don't really need to be around Ralph for clout anymore."

He wasn't looking for independence, he was looking to trade up.
With Gator's earlier tweets it looks to me Gator only left because Ralph unfollowed him on Twitter, presumably over Gator saying Metokur's stream was comfy. The anime boomer stream may of had something to do with it as well

I'm assuming Gator would still be sticking with Ralph if he didn't unfollow Gator.
 
Good job Shannon. Now lose some weight and slay some Puerto Rican qty Latinas.
With Gator's earlier tweets it looks to me Gator only left because Ralph unfollowed him on Twitter, presumably over Gator saying Metokur's stream was comfy. The anime boomer stream may of had something to do with it as well

I'm assuming Gator would still be sticking with Ralph if he didn't unfollow Gator.
Shannon is still on good terms with all of Ralph's battered housewives. Rand, Zidan, Flamenco, the lot of them. He only comes out of his coom den when Ralph is attacking Josh.
Unlike Catboy First, it was inevitable.
 
It warms my heart to see Gator getting none of the brownie points he so desperately craves. He should keep spilling tea until he gets that juicy approval.

Ralph planning to extend his trip convinced me he really wants Meigh to leave and is pushing her as hard as he can because he doesn’t have the guts to straight up break up with her. He’s afraid of a pregnant horse. Put that in your “Fear” essay, Gunt.
 
AG Luck just confirmed the "Ralph making out with a hooker" story. He said that Ralph was bragging about it. Think about that. Bragging. About kissing a hooker.

"You just can't help but wonder how many other dicks she'd sucked that day." - AG Luck

Pretty savage burn, AG.
 
AG Luck just confirmed the "Ralph making out with a hooker" story. He said that Ralph was bragging about it. Think about that. Bragging. About kissing a hooker.

"You just can't help but wonder how many other dicks she'd sucked that day." - AG Luck

Pretty savage burn, AG.
And the kind of diseases she's contracted. Known and unknown.
 
It warms my heart to see Gator getting none of the brownie points he so desperately craves.
The traitor is an object of scorn everywhere they go. Gator is 100% pure traitor. No one can ever trust him. Doesn't matter that he finally flipped on Ralph. We've all seen the weasely shit he's been doing for years. There is no redemption arc for Gator. He is permanently branded.
 
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