🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,421
Lmao so he really took the beating without fighting back? Bitch made.
PROTIP: If you are about to get your ass beat to the point fighting back would just make it worse, get your fucking spine up against a wall and protect your face. Broken ribs suck, but you'll survive them. A fucked up spine will follow you for life. And you always want to keep your eyes and jaw intact. A broken nose, again, that will suck but you'll live probably (unless you have one of those weird things where it fucks up your skull and causes a traumatic brain injury).

Still, the main thing is protect your spine, your face, and your nads.

Shit like this is the difference between feeling like shit the morning after but being normal again in a couple days after a bunch of dudes fucked your shit up, and having injuries that will fuck you up for months if not for life. This is a res ipsa loquitur thing, Latin for I know Latin and you don't the thing speaks for itself.

You don't end up with these kinds of injuries if you aren't a completely bitch-made faggot who just let people beat you up and did absolutely nothing, not even pure defense, to mitigate the ass whooping.
 
AND ANOTHER ONE?
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