🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,421
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"Dead weight"
That dead weight made you able to stream without having to play your spotify list lmao
 
I was joking at first but I seriously believe Ralph had to do this stream to afford his hotel and ticket back to his sad, ugly, heavily pregnant, weeping girlfriend.

He’s not going to be able to afford to get his faces mopped up by a doctor when he gets home either

Just as I read this he said he'll show us the gunt for $200....

Man Ralph is down bad
 
LOOK AT HIS HANDS. NOT A MARK ON THEM. You didn't fight shit, Ralph. You took one hit from a 14-year-old hooker and then curled up in the fetal position and let her stomp on your face.
 
“If you pay me $10,000 I’ll show my gunt”

he’s literally prostituting himself now. Not very alpha male at all.
 
lol his elbows are bruised. Must be from getting on all fours and getting fucked in the ass by Portuguese dudes after getting beat.

This is just sad. After all this he is left with a fucked up face and he's all alone.
 
There is a phase where you eagerly show all your faults not with shame or seeking pity, but with scorn. That phase is right next to the rope. Very Dostoevskian.
 
Camwhoring his tactical withdrawal to the states, it seems. 200$ for a guntpeek would be fairly good when it comes to prostituting yourself via a laptop camera.
 
He said he needed to keep it down since it's 1am and in another guys house. How long is he going to be able to keep it up with all these superchats coming in and mocking him? Surely at some point he's going to lose it.
 
Fucking Donga levels of content, only a way bigger lunatic. What the fuck is this stream.

BTW not only nothing on his knuckles but he claimed that he put up his arms to protect himself and there were no marks at all. Beat like a bitch.
 
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