🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,421
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Pod instantly blocked in YT chat lol

Jannie pops in occasionally to sperg out lol
 
To think, if it was DSP getting jumped by four muggers he’d just snort and do street fighter moves on them while bitching about the lag he gets from fighting overseas noobs, then cackle and loot their unconscious bodies and spend it all on gacha pulls.
 
I was joking at first but I seriously believe Ralph had to do this stream to afford his hotel and ticket back to his sad, ugly, heavily pregnant, weeping girlfriend.

He’s not going to be able to afford to get his faces mopped up by a doctor when he gets home either
 
Dear godjesus how can you guys stand listening to Ralph. He tries to sound like he's a macho, but his voice is slurred, warbled, and slightly lisped.
 
To the people who were asking if he was going to be humbled and learned from the experience of getting his ass beat: he hasn't. Literally nothing has changed. And it's fucking hilarious so far.
 
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