🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
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Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) said:
Presidents get roasted at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Retaining your equanimity in the face of friendly insults is a way that people demonstrate strength, relatability, and mental health.
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If there is one absolutely universal trait of lolcows, it is that they are all entirely unable to take a joke at their expense, even a minor, harmless one. They chimp out hard and don't even understand people are poking them literally because they're so easy to rile.
 
Criminal Stupidity said:
Self-awareness is apparently not Ethan "the written worhd reigns supreme fohr me" Ralph's strong suit. His article is pathetic, his writing is embarrassing, he can't even be bothered to proofread his own dogshit. I've written a lot and I would be fucking mortified to have ever typed out anything resembling Ralph's drivel--the fact that he sincerely believes it's presentable demonstrates he is the Dunning-Kruger effect incarnate and I wish the Portuguese had broken his fingers just to spare the world from his miserable blogging for at least a little longer.
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To be completely fair, Ralph was probably drunk, and on opiates, also tarded, fat, greasy, petty, worthless, poorly educated, and a back-stabbing wigger with horrid taste.
 
AltisticRight said:
Ethan's cope regarding Jade
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1. Ethan has literally nothing on Jim to use against him.
2. Ethan (she/her) is currently presenting female and to better pass a woman he only takes pot shots at family who have nothing to do with his grievances.

Went after my mom, Quarteing's wife, Nick's wife and children, Jim's wife.

She goes after women and children because she can't say too much about a man without looking like a hypocrite.

Fatter than Mundane Matt. Sicker than Metokur. Poorer than Rekieta. Fewer viewers than PPP. Less free than me (nigger, tranny, Adrienne Blaire, Jim). Shorter than everyone.

She's a loser and he knows it, so she goes for defenseless third parties.
 
Desktop User2 said:
LMAO all this build-up and not even 600 between YT and Odysee
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He'll probably break a thousand, it only took having his skull caved in and all his "friends" calling him a faggot, but he will finally have another 15 minutes of fame with an audience managing to cross into four digits.

Null said:
Went after my mom, Quarteing's wife, Nick's wife and children, Jim's wife.
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Don't forget Warski's sister.
 
I really can't fathom Ralph soloing a stream, let alone one right after getting severe facial injuries.

Like shit posting on Twitter is one thing. I can't imagine how hard it is to talk.
 
he slathers barbecue sauce on a pill and says, "one last stop... to flavor town" as he overdoses on pills and barbecue sauce.
 
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