🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
ThatDarnIrishMan said:
Suddenly fake canceraids... And is he blaming Metokur for COVID or something? Lol

He's saying there's a direct line. Is he delusional. Does he think Metokur is so influential that people are scared of COVID because of him?
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He showed people fucking dying horribly in Wuhan of the shit long before it reached the coasts of the US. The virus has been recognized and treatment has vastly improved since then and the crisis has been exploited, but even now there is good reason to avoid exposure if you have preexisting medical conditions such as I donno whatever fucking House MD shit is affecting Jim.
 
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cocaigne said:
good shit @WhimsicalTrolli but have you heard my latest rap?

here it is:
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What must it be like to live in abject fear?

Not the everyday variety. Life is hard, and we’re all scared, to some degree. Sickness, death, birth, life…the mysteries of existence. These things have torn at the psyche of great (and lesser) men since time began.

Fear itself is not new.

What I’m talking about is a different kind of fear. One that keeps you from leaving your house. One that causes you to change the name you were born with. One that pushes you into deluding your fellow citizens into the nightmare COVID regime.

All because, at your core, you are a scared, old man who’s simply afraid to die.

You’ve never had any real convictions your whole life. You’re proud of that, even! Or, so you say. In reality, you are a scared child praying, hoping, wishing that you could escape your just rewards. You’ll do anything, suck off any one, to avoid it. You simply can’t live as you have portrayed yourself. It’s too much! You cry about it in Twitter dm’s, you whine to your fat Asian hog….but deep down, you know this is what you signed up for.

And you can’t fucking stand it.

You entire life is a fabrication. You duck and dive and do whatever you possibly can to avoid the piper getting paid. You put your own family at risk. You do anything, anything at all, to avoid simply owning up to your deeds. You have no core whatsoever, and what you do claim as personality traits are simply things you read on a message board.

Most people would see this as a hellish existence…because it is.

There are mistakes I have made, to be sure. But I could never, and would never, live like a fucking bitch. Scared to leave my house…scared of the name my Daddy gave me…scared of fucking COVID…scared of anything and everything.

It’s all terror to you when the microphone is off.

We all know it, too. It’s very easy to see a scared old man, coughing up one of his last breaths in between lame monologues that weren’t even funny 2 years ago, much less now.

I literally would have rather died in the street the other day here in Lisbon than live like a fucking coward, if you can even call what I described above as “living.”

Some people are fine with the delusions. They are comforted by them, even. I understand! I, too, used to love the thought of Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. But there comes a time when childish delusions about a childless loser must come to an end.

It’s the natural course of life, you see.

Well, if you actually live life. If you live like scared, old, bitch…well, maybe you continue on in your delusions.

I won’t hold it against you!

The Emperor has no clothes, he has no children, and he has very few white blood cells left (allegedly).

Maybe, in another life, he wasn’t such a pussy.

See you tomorrow night on the Killstream!

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I think it's funny that Ralph hates Jim so much for doing streams on covid in the very beginning when it was first appearing in China. Jim's streams made me aware of covid long before it came to other countries and the world started panicking. He gave a lot of people a heads up that helped them prepare before the store buyouts and lockdowns.
 
Null said:
It's fucking bizarre. Where's this nigga's balls at? Were they in the purse when it got snatched?
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I think he's afraid mentioning him will get his twitter banned. He's always careful with that sort of thing when he's punching up. That checkmark is half the reason he gets guests on his show, if he seems like the aggressor, twitter might take it away and that means he's going back on welfare.
 
Damn, I guess he's reading the thread right now. Oh well, next time he's drinking he'll forget all about it and just buy the plane tickets.
Go in June. I hear downtown is lovely that time of year, and if you buy the tickets now they'll be a lot cheaper than buying them close to travel time.

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Heavy Rainfall2 said:
The fuck is this nigga talking about? IIRC Jim didn't say anything about anyone going to his house. Ralph, Jim has had way more capable enemies than you and we know you're not gonna do shit
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Ralph is a retard who can't into English. He's saying that Jim thought it was funny when JessePS went to Ralph's house with the diapers, and that if someone did something similar to Jim, it wouldn't be so funny to Jim.
 
Freeman said:
Imagine the fear Jim would feel if someone left diapers in his yard, his whole Internet cool guy persona would be shot.
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Even better, if they were full of Ethan's shit, with a confirming certification attached and all.
 
Gold Star Commissar said:
He’s still going. He’s so fucking mad. He’s now literally repeating his same talking points.
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There's a direct line between Jim and all we've lived through in the past 2 years? Is he blaming Jim for actual government covid policy? Brain injury confirmed? I wonder what happens to someone with a brain injury when they drink heavily immediately after getting out of the hospital.
HarveySperg41 said:
How funny would it be if he gets another ass beating before coming back?
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He would literally die, lol. Stay safe out there Ralph
 
John Smith said:
I think he's afraid mentioning him will get his twitter banned. He's always careful with that sort of thing when he's punching up. That checkmark is half the reason he gets guests on his show, if he seems like the aggressor, twitter might take it away and that means he's going back on welfare.
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I agree with this assessment, Ralph's Twitter is a hugbox and I highly doubt that he is worried about a torrent of Jim's fans diving in on him - they either won't care or are all already blocked.
 
AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
I think it's funny that Ralph hates Jim so much for doing streams on covid in the very beginning when it was first appearing in China. Jim's streams made me aware of covid long before it came to other countries and the world started panicking. He gave a lot of people a heads up that helped them prepare before the store buyouts and lockdowns.
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Pretty much. I didn't have to go to the shops for months when this hit lol not because I was scared of getting hit by COVID since I'm so low risk but it means I didn't have to wait in queues 8 hours long to buy fucking toilet paper.

When it started arriving in my country I met with all of my friends immediately, went to pubs for like a week straight because I knew they'd be closed soon.

Jim's warning was convenient for me and was fascinating footage to watch but it didn't make me scared lol
 
he has an untreated concussion and drugs that are banned in most other countries.
this Killstream stream will be the blooming of the corn.
it'll make Pillstream look like MATI Chantell-time
 
Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ALCjYR87NlQ
Ethan Ralph tells Josh that Jim hates him at 2:50. Josh is obviously confused: "You can't carry a conversation."
Ethan Ralph: "Jim thinks Josh Moon is a faggot"
"Okay. I don't care . . . is there anything else you want to talk about?"
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It's pretty clear Ralph liked Jim a lot. Now that he's a laughingstock and Jim is joining the dogpile, he's having to make up reasons why Jim is the faggot and not him.

"Covid lockdowns are because Jim made coof streams!"
"His wife is Asian!"
"He's not proud of his daddy's name like the one I got from my trailer trash family!"

Lol
 
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