🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
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He still has not named the Internet daddy. He's such a fucking big gay baby.
 
BigThaiGreenCurry said:
Second beating by angry drunk tourists staying in his hostel when?
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High I would hope. This is peak tourist in Europe mistake making. IDK which hostel he's in, but the walls will likely be thin, and outside of "designated nightlife/party shitholes", there is an expectation within Mediterranean Europe that past a certain time things are quiet for people to sleep is high. The number of times where I am I have seen cops roll up to shut up some noisy individuals throwing a party in a residential/hostel area is pretty high.
Null said:
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He still has not named the Internet daddy. He's such a fucking big gay baby.
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These online guys are pussies, real men like me get my orbital broken and my murse stolen.
 
Say his name Ralph! Say it you coward!
 
The most trad guy in this whole saga is probably Nick Rekieta. Make money off of internet spergery so you can support your wife while she home schools your five religious kids in rural flyover country.
 
Image Reactions said:
They surpassed that shit with IBS, corn harvest, etc.

I don’t give a fuck if anything is featured, I just think it’s beyond retarded to pretend more absolutely boring to most people bullshit getting featured sometimes doesn’t happen
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Are you serious? Ralph getting his shit pushed in is some of the best content the site has seen in years.
 
Null said:
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He still has not named the Internet daddy. He's such a fucking big gay baby.
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Suddenly it's gay that Metokur is an oldfag from the image boards? Even though Metokur doesn't really talk about that shit and other people always bring it up to him lol

Oh yeah, Ralph never let anyone take liberties lol Metokur has mocked him openly for years and Ralph just laughed and nodded along the entire time because he wanted some of that daddy Jim attention. Now he's got a new daddy in Dick so he's finally ready to move on.

"*Insert name here* likes anime and was on image boards" The attacks just keep landing. Metokur won't be able to cope.
 
It’s funny Ralph is still sperging out, and Jim doesn’t care anymore. Jim’s few tweets were funnier and more effective at taking down Ralph than Ralph’s dozen tweets.
 
The way he talks about 'getting back at daddy' and things makes him sound like a child who wants to be cool. Whats that? You're getting back at uh.. internet daddy?.. You go do that sport, we'll be rooting for you! Yeah! Just say Jim and you'll seem less like a petty child trying to be a man by standing up to his dad.
 
Prinz Scheißenherz said:
I can't believe it. Ralph was getting his shit kicked in so hard that literally nobody could've ignored it and he still spergs out when people point out his retarded decisions and make jokes. Now he tries to leak DMs with Metokur because "THAT'LL SHOW 'EM" instead of evaluating his trashfire of a life. Also his shitty article about death which has bascially the message "JIM IS GOING TO DIE LOL" and he is straight up reveling and gloating in this. He's such a piece of shit, it's unbelieveable. He deserved everything that has happened to him.

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>alcoholic
>fat
>soon to be addicted on painkillers
>was beaten to an inch of his life
Be very careful what you wish for, Ralph.
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He is just ASKING for Death to come and fuck him up the ass. And I can't wait.
Near said:
Ralph is a journalist, and plays all of their dirty tricks. That should have set off the alarm way way sooner.
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He did vote for Obama twice.
Null said:
American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elected a nigger president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say Martin Luther, they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching niggerball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Michael Jackson, while ignoring the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and and their music charts are filled with niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those are true red blooded American niggers. They watch nigger porn to the point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. America has been and will always be a nation of nigger-loving niggers.
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Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ Jersh. Was one gamer word article not enough for ya there, buddy?

(P.S. thanks for the glorious corn harvest)
Twinkletard said:
That sounds like a dare to Ethan
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"Gaddamn pedophile Josh Moon and gaddamn pedophile Kiwifag ayylawgs! I'll show them! I'll make all they bitches famous and I'll drink even more!"
(Literally drops fucking dead from stress, alcoholism, and back pain)
Goblin King said:
Agreed, but his strength use to be in being able to setup a debate between two people who dislike each other and let them go at it with minimal interruption. But his ego matched his gunt and he started making it more about him and less about the "blood sports".

Jim said it well, all he had to do is stream regularly and let people duke it out. But that was too hard for the Gunt. Ironically, Tonka had exactly the same issue.
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The only difference was that Ralph would need the wheelchair for his fat. And that he actually got the shit best out of him.
VII said:
i think tonka cursed the gunt with his meth head native american boolah. probably sent the guntigo after him.


nicotine doesn't help either. he probably has blood in his nasal cavities still so that will end up being infected. i think his existence will be very painful if he doesn't succumb or if meigh doesn't hit him in the back of the head and kill him during a stream.

i can only think of the spec ops ending music when it comes the gunt now. we're watching a shitty man die in slow motion. year of the chud, boys.
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The Guntigo is real and he tried to eat my ass nonsexually.
ThatDarnIrishMan said:
I can't wait for Jim's canceraids to suddenly cure after this.

Everytime Ralph spergs out on someone, they become so much more successful.

- Warski? New show with PPP, making thousands of dollars now, actually seeming to enjoy himself now.
- Flamenco? A livestream career where his viewer count often is as much as TRR.
- Rekieta? Livestreams jumped to over a hundred thousand viewers a week or two later in the Rittenhouse trial.

I'm sure there are more. There are just so fucking many that I can't even keep up with half of them that I'm not interested in.
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It's almost like Based PPP was onto something with Punt Da Gunt. Kicking Ralph's bitchass to the curb has so many wondrous medical powers.
 
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