🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,421
I'm not sure if it's correlation or causation, but have you ever noticed just how few lolcows have regular 9-5 jobs? It's like when you work all day, you don't have time to sperg out on the internet. Then again, especially with Ralph, if he could work a 9-5 job he wouldn't be Ralph.

When I see people ask how to not become lolcows, all you have to do is work a regular job and not sperg the fuck out about politics on Twitter. It really is that simple for most people.
 
Quote me one other featured shit from gamer gate 2017 era funny men

Edit: Ralph pure doesnt count because he isn't funny because of gamergate
They surpassed that shit with IBS, corn harvest, etc.

I don’t give a fuck if anything is featured, I just think it’s beyond retarded to pretend more absolutely boring to most people bullshit getting featured sometimes doesn’t happen
 
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Gaytor actually chose his Internet Daddy over his master. It's one of those things that I didn't expect but at the same time, can't say I'm surprised.

Who's left on the Ralphateam now? Meigh?

This is one Corn Harvest that just can't stop giving. We're in year 2 going 3 of this harvest and it's only escalating.
 
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Imagine thinking this deserve a feature, from a washed up 'gamer gate' journalist and an internet funny man who deleted his channel.

It is funny if you follow it, but its absolutely irrelevant for 99% of other people
there´s plenty of obscure shit featured, but there´s also nothing exceptional on this spergout. Wouldn´t mind the feature but that´s already settled and they are very clear about backseating moderation.
 
There was never more proof that Ralph would be ass mad beyond words once Jim started making fun of him. What a womanly thing for him to say: “oh yeah, you’re breaking up with me because I’m crazy, well my friends don’t even like you so it’s not a big deal suck on that!”

Dear Ralph, Jim didn’t like you either.
That's exactly it. It was something a 12-year-old girl would say. Null seemed taken aback by how weird it was as an insult, and this was in the context of someone shrieking like a tard at him already.

Also, people do think about what they'd do if they were in Ralph's shoes. What would you do if you'd ruined your like that thoroughly? The consensus is usually "an hero immediately."
 
BTW does this look like the hand of someone who fought "beyond the limits of what a normal person would"?
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He's obviously avoiding showing the knuckles but I would expect some type of injuries, defensive, scratches, anything, but no, they look like Ralph's hooves usually look.
 
tbh that bit about children is kinda heartbreaking if true, because people who even seriously consider things like that are the ones that should procreate anyway. Its like the whole bit in Idiocracy where the smart couple cucks themselves by over planning for children for the idiot who is just impregnating everything that moves and eventually even the wife because they donated sperm and the husband died
It's reality. We have retarded proofed humanity to such a degree that iq is dropping every year as more tards pump out babies and people who should be having kids are either waiting till they're 35 or becoming over politicized isolated weirdos. Ralph is a perfect example of it.
 
Real men never shut up about how really manly men they are. That's how you know they are men. And they do this all on the internet. That's how you know.
I don't expect a real answer here, but where the fuck does Ralph's masculine image of himself come from? He's never gone to war, he's not in a gang, he doesn't work out. He's never worked a real job and he spends all day stewing in a chair while gambling and getting angry at other internet tards.

Why does he seems to think he's out there making a difference and being a real man compared to Doomer Boomer Metokur? Getting two women pregnant isn't particularly impressive when you're pushing 40. A few years ago he was just as childless as Null and Jim, and twice as fat. Did going to jail for a few months really put him that hard on the wiggerpill? I can literally think of no other claim to manhood that he has, unless having your microdick seen by thousands of people is a manly thing.
 
BTW does this look like the hand of someone who fought "beyond the limits of what a normal person would"?
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He's obviously avoiding showing the knuckles but I would expect some type of injuries, defensive, scratches, anything, but no, they look like Ralph's hooves usually look.
is he smoking cigars right after a head surgery? I don´t know if there are other cigar smokers here but my head usually hurts a little, specially the temporal lobes, in the end of a cigar. If his jaw is fucked up then there is no way.
 
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