🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
Thorndyke Special said:
The difference is that Kyanka had a decades-long taste of the good life by pulling in hundreds of thousands a year without ever having to even stream, and it was when that dried up he called it quits. Ralph has always just been a poor white trash fool. He never made significant money over a long period of time. He's just addicted to attention and as long as he continues to stumble around like a complete fool, he'll wallow along on this earth.
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Lowtax had also at least done something with his life that some people can remember him fondly for, if only just for that one thing. For better or worse, Lowtax will be remembered. No one will remember Ralph.
When Ralph dies the only people that will miss him will be us, and even then we'll really just be mourning the corn.
 
Jade and Nora were friends. Metokur could have held back on Ralph out of respect of Jade's friend's partner or ex or at Jade's request. Now that Ralph has insulted Jade, it's game on.
 
People like Ethan Ralph are the punishment meted out to societies that try to make existence idiot-proof and consequence-free.
 
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I can't believe it. Ralph was getting his shit kicked in so hard that literally nobody could've ignored it and he still spergs out when people point out his retarded decisions and make jokes. Now he tries to leak DMs with Metokur because "THAT'LL SHOW 'EM" instead of evaluating his trashfire of a life. Also his shitty article about death which has bascially the message "JIM IS GOING TO DIE LOL" and he is straight up reveling and gloating in this. He's such a piece of shit, it's unbelieveable. He deserved everything that has happened to him.

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>alcoholic
>fat
>soon to be addicted on painkillers
>was beaten to an inch of his life
Be very careful what you wish for, Ralph.
 
Ralph is a journalist, and plays all of their dirty tricks. That should have set off the alarm way way sooner.
 
Goblin King said:
Don't compare the Gunt to Johnny. He was actually betrayed by the people around him.
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Also he could actually penetrate to reach the belly button

Prinz Scheißenherz said:
I can't believe it. Ralph was getting his shit kicked in so hard that literally nobody could've ignored it and he still spergs out when people point out his retarded decisions and make jokes. Now he tries to leak DMs with Metokur because "THAT'LL SHOW 'EM" instead of evaluating his trashfire of a life. Also his shitty article about death which has bascially the message "JIM IS GOING TO DIE LOL" and he is straight up reveling and gloating in this. He's such a piece of shit, it's unbelieveable. He deserved everything that has happened to him.

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>alcoholic
>fat
>soon to be addicted on painkillers
>was beaten to an inch of his life
Be very careful what you wish for, Ralph.
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Jim sounds way healthier than ralph I'd be shocked if he kicked the bucket before Mr heart attack car crash mugging all within a few months

Also how sad that he thinks the height of insultbis just blurt out the most low iq take that aligns with the trashiest take. This is why you lose fans every shitshow pig
 
Prinz Scheißenherz said:
I can't believe it. Ralph was getting his shit kicked in so hard that literally nobody could've ignored it and he still spergs out when people point out his retarded decisions and make jokes. Now he tries to leak DMs with Metokur because "THAT'LL SHOW 'EM" instead of evaluating his trashfire of a life. Also his shitty article about death which has bascially the message "JIM IS GOING TO DIE LOL" and he is straight up reveling and gloating in this. He's such a piece of shit, it's unbelieveable. He deserved everything that has happened to him.

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>alcoholic
>fat
>soon to be addicted on painkillers
>was beaten to an inch of his life
Be very careful what you wish for, Ralph.
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i give him a month and i'm being generous.
 
Mischief Committee said:
We better get a jarbo the hut song out of this
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If he's going to do a song about this he should probably do a follow-up to this song.

(Timestamped)

There's two tracks on this album. Early on, it's Mundane Matt to Ralph. At the end, before the misc singles, Ralph closes the album replying to it. He actually provides original lines for that song and he's really, really proud of it.


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American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elected a nigger president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say Martin Luther, they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching niggerball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Michael Jackson, while ignoring the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and and their music charts are filled with niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those are true red blooded American niggers. They watch nigger porn to the point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. America has been and will always be a nation of nigger-loving niggers.
 
VII said:
i give him a month and i'm being generous.
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Also drinking while healing from severe injuries is NOT a good idea. Alcohol works like a blood thinner and doctors will tell you not to drink for a reason. Maybe he'll end up in a hearse before he steps foot on american soil again. Maybe you're right, but time and his retarded decisions will tell.
 
Prinz Scheißenherz said:
Also drinking while healing from severe injuries is NOT a good idea. Alcohol works like a blood thinner and doctors will tell you not to drink for a reason. Maybe he'll end up in a hearse before he steps foot on american soil again. Maybe you're right, but time and his retarded decisions will tell.
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That sounds like a dare to Ethan
 
This fucker quoting the nature boy ric flair? Yep he is trying to equate himself to fucking Ric Flair
 
DapperShark said:
tbh I always thought Ralph was an unbearable, obnoxious retard even before he went completely off the deep end.
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Agreed, but his strength use to be in being able to setup a debate between two people who dislike each other and let them go at it with minimal interruption. But his ego matched his gunt and he started making it more about him and less about the "blood sports".

Jim said it well, all he had to do is stream regularly and let people duke it out. But that was too hard for the Gunt. Ironically, Tonka had exactly the same issue.
 
Null said:
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American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elected a nigger president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say Martin Luther, they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching niggerball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Michael Jackson, while ignoring the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and and their music charts are filled with niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those are true red blooded American niggers. They watch nigger porn to the point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. America has been and will always be a nation of nigger-loving niggers.
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I completely forgot it, it's finally the BEST MONTH CRACKA
 
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