🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Dumpster dived waifu]

The worst thing about Ralph is he immediately goes after people's loved ones whenever he has beef. He's the worst kind of scumbag that's why not a single person felt sympathy for him when he was beaten half to death over his man purse.

Ralph knows that he doesn't actually have anything of substance for the people he's actually pissed at, so he takes whatever angle is low enough for him to reach without a step ladder.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Do you guys think after Ralph's gone, faith and maighhhhh will tell their little bastards the tale of the Gunt?

If they have any sense, human decency and actual love for their children, they will pretend like they were raped and have no knowledge of who their father is.
It's better for them to live in ignorance.

 

[Christorian X]

good shit @WhimsicalTrolli trolli but have you heard my latest rap?

here it is:

https://theralphretort.com/fear-0201022/

/ archive

So Pig just flipped off the world and said come and get me. Fuck there isn't enough pop corn in the world now...

 

[MadStan]

 

[Atomic Ant]

I think a lot of people didnt understand how much Ralph banked on Jim's tacit support through all this shit hes been through. Jim really was his internet Daddy. Whenever he got into the shit with someone, even when he was 100% clearly the clown in the situation, he could always go, "Yea well, Jims been on this show exactly 28 times, which is 28 more times than youll ever ghet 'im."

I dont know why Jim waited for things to get so untenable before he pulled the cord, but there has been some seriously weird vibes under Jim x Ralph for a long time and now that Jim did the needful, I think we're gonna see something different. The coming week is going to be a picture of Ralph in a corner, mentally, with what he imagined as his most important social safety net yoinked from under him. And thats not even to speak of Gator and Dax.

 

[Desktop User2]

I really think this was the moment that really did it:
DO I LOOK 5'1" TO YOU?

 

[Retrodogkiller]

https://theralphretort.com/fear-0201022/

http://archive.md/kdfsu

All this does is give metokur content to mock and laugh at. Good job ralph you beautiful retard

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Jim firing back on that Ralph article

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1488354545004650498

[Archive] and [The pastebin "article"]

 

[WhoBusTank69]

https://theralphretort.com/fear-0201022/

Fear

archived 1 Feb 2022 03:26:13 UTC

archive.md

you whine to your fat Asian hog

And there it is again! The pot calling the kettle nigger at the top of its strained lungs.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

https://theralphretort.com/fear-0201022/

http://archive.md/kdfsu

I love that he won’t even say Jim’s name. Like he’s fucking Voldemort or something. I’m dying over here.

 

[Hate Filled Donut]

https://theralphretort.com/fear-0201022/

http://archive.md/kdfsu

Ralph reminds me of this one emo bitch I knew in high school. Overall rancid cunt. Anytime anyone would upset her she would write a hit peice poetry to get back at them. Just as pathetic, but his tits are bigger so there's that...

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I deleted my post of the archive because it's not showing up as a hot link, sorry bros.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Trying to clap on Jim's wife was the equivalent of putting on the full clown makeup meme

 

[Hate Filled Donut]

Is Ralph really deluded enough to think this piddley middle school newspaper tier writeup will effect anyone?

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Ralph just can't stop winning, first he stands up to Portugal and owns Warski by not dying, now he sniffed out the traitor in his ranks, the snake known as Jimmy. This is some 4D chess Ralph is playing to know who his true friends are.

And this is less than a month after becoming a convicted sex offender. Remember Ralph’s mantra: when Aylawgz go low, he goes lower.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Almost 5 AM and Ralph sits furiously typing thinking "this'll show him".

 

[Swirling weeb]

Who would win??

5 foot 1 diabetes incarnate with a disfigured face after getting his shit kicked in by 4 dock workers
Or
cancer patient

 

[Sam Losco]

Jim firing back on that Ralph article

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1488354545004650498

[Archive]

lmfao
Ralph is taking himself so seriously with his little blog and that reply just so perfectly torpedoes it.
Ralph, this is why Metokur can still draw 10k+ viewers and you get a few hundred at best, and only since all the sites you use not only don't weed out bot views, but in the case of Cozy, actually use bots.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Fresh off the press! https://theralphretort.com/fear-0201022/

Did he write it out in just an hour with no proofreading whatsoever?

Going after Jim might just be the dumbest thing Ralph has ever done, if there was one guy that Ralph's audience wouldn't be happy about Ralph fucking with it would 100% be Jim

I think Gunty will lose a lot of those precious few fans he has left, the real question is if he will have ANY fans after this?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Who would win??

5 foot 1 diabetes incarnate with a disfigured face after getting his shit kicked in by 4 dock workers
Or
cancer patient

My money is on the cancer patient. Sure, he may not be able to throw a punch, but if he can climb up a set of stairs, he's got the victory.