🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[MirnaMinkoff]

I know this is gonna sound gay as fuck. But I...have empathy for ralph. He ran a fucking internet call in show, people had fun.

I often wonder if he couldnt ve taken all the youtube/stream.me money and paid to have his felony expunged. And gone to the UK to be with Nora and hung up the IBS shit.

No. Ralph is a lazy, petty, dumb piece of shit. Nora is intelligent, hard working and has a serious career. The only reason their relationship lasted as long as it did was due to living on separate continents most of the time. Things went to shit when Nora came to the USA.

If Ralph had somehow gone quiet and moved to the UK they wouldn’t have lasted six months. Ralph can really only be with teenagers or incredibly stupid younger women because he has the intelligence and maturity of a 14 year old.

That would require foresight and Ralph doesn't possess any of that.

It would require Ralph thinking it’s possible Jim hates his guts and doesn’t fear him, which was oddly inconceivable to the Gunt until yesterday for unknown reasons.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I love Ralph’s blog post because it’s one of the best examples I’ve seen of a dumb guy trying to sound clever

He's reaching Sargon levels of delusion while being even more limited intellectually.

Did Ralph just have that article ready to go just in case Jim makes a joke about him?

I think Ralph had an article ready to go but wound up scrapping it in favor of the incoherent drivel he posted last night in a moment of extreme rage.

 

[fuck whales]

No. Ralph is a lazy, petty, dumb piece of shit. Nora is intelligent, hard working and has a serious career. The only reason their relationship lasted as long as it did was due to living on separate continents most of the time. Things went to shit when Nora came to the USA.

If Ralph had somehow gone quiet and moved to the UK they wouldn’t have lasted six months. Ralph can really only be with teenagers or incredibly stupid younger women because he has the intelligence and maturity of a 14 year old.


It would require Ralph thinking it’s possible Jim hates his guts and doesn’t fear him, which was oddly inconceivable to the Gunt until yesterday for unknown reasons.

I highly doubt Jim cares that much to hate Ralph, he didnt even go that hard last night I thought, what happened to Ralph is objectively funny, theres no getting away from that, Ralphs sperg out is completely unjustified, obviously everyone is going to laugh at something like this.

 

[Kinoplex Robert]

This is proof of a Shitposting Diety, he saw the various posts saying that Ralph going to jail would have been the funniest thing possible and he took offense at your hubris, the idea that you would know better than he, so he decided not only would he send a gang of Portuguese Paladins to crack Gunt skull but to up the ante even further he placed Daddy Jim himself against the Ralphamale.

A true David and Goliath story no matter which way you look at it, Shitposting Jesus has truly blessed us this new year. Amen.

 

[Bioniclelover]

He's reaching Sargon levels of delusion while being even more limited intellectually.

I think Ralph had an article ready to go but wound up scrapping it in favor of the incoherent drivel he posted last night in a moment of extreme rage.

This reminds me when Sargon made a stream calling Jim a groomer and later people found out that he had a Jim folder on his computer for at least few months before, so he planned to do it for a long time.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Because if you follow Jim or Ralph you already know and if you don't follow either you don't care and won't give a shit.

You are so done with this Shit, aren't you?

 

[buttmunch]

Just a reminder that Ralph wrote that article on his phone in his empty hotel room with his pig-eyes almost sealed shut, probably while crying and eating BK plant burgers drinking pure soy through a straw because his jaw is wired shut for the benefit of everyone around him.

dear diary, my best friend in the world fell out with me today, it all started....

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph’s big fuckup was boasting that Jim was in his pocket. From then on, Jim chipped away slowly at him. His appearances on Flamenco’s and Gator’s podcasts were absolutely 100% to send a message to Ralph and anyone paying attention. Ralph could have gotten off lightly with that humiliation, but going after Jade (who’s hotter than anyone Ralph has ever gotten to bang him for free) was a mortal mistake.

Enjoy your asshole being reamed to ribbons, Ralph. We’ll all surely enjoy pointing and laughing at you.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You are so done with this Shit, aren't you?

Well, it’s true. Some failed e-celeb getting his face smashed and purse stolen on a spite trip to Portugal everyone can get a chuckle out of, but two Internet personalities going at each other is really only epic to the ppl who follow said personalities.

To the average person that doesn’t follow Ralph or Jim this is “yet another e-personality making fun of Ralph” and don’t get why that’s any big deal from the dozens of other e-personalities making fun of Ralph.

 

[JustStopDude]

I am a hopeless, optimistic loser....I volunteer with the homeless.

I don't even know how I would approach Ethan if he was in my case load.

He has no job history or appreciable skills so office jobs are out. He is utterly destroyed his body with drugs, alcohol, and obesity so any sort of low skill labor job is out. I've worked with long term heroin addicts who managed to destroy less relationships than Ralph. On top of all this, he has an insanely over inflated ego and the emotional intelligence of a 12 year old. He is an HR nightmare.


I wouldn't even be able to talk him into getting a physical to shock some sense into him because he can't afford it.

He keeps having events in his life that would cause the average person to completely reevaluate their lives but Ralph is just "nah pass the pills and markers mark".

How long ago was the boulder stream? It's all been downhill from then.

 

[SargonF00t]

Could someone be so kind as to provide a link to a copy of Jim's stream.

 

[Quintus]

It seems Ralph has decided the best way to recover from getting his ass kicked is to douse himself in gasoline and light a match.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I don't even know how I would approach Ethan if he was in my case load.

Your name is a good start and end to that hypothetical conversation.

 

[Hüftpriester]

It's hilarious and depressing to realize that even as Ralph self destructs in epic white trash fashion, there will always be aspiring Guntguard to fill the void Gator is leaving behind.

Apparently this woman is homeschooling her 5 children. I can only imagine the subhuman retards they will become after being educated by a woman who reads Ethan Ralph and thinks 'dang, that's really smart writing'.

 

[Happy Fish]

It's hilarious and depressing to realize that even as Ralph self destructs in epic white trash fashion, there will always be aspiring Guntguard to fill the void Gator is leaving behind.
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Apparently this woman is homeschooling her 5 children. I can only imagine the subhuman retards they will become after being educated by a woman who reads Ethan Ralph and thinks 'dang, that's really smart writing'.

inb4 her fetish is to have a disgusting pig man eat her shit

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Jesus Christ even Gator's out??? LMFAO

 

[Rotollo 2]

Ralph, you are not Tony Soprano.

I mean he kinda is if you think about it, Tony:
>had a poor relationship with his mother
>Believed everyone in his life was at one point or another out to get him
>desperately holding on to a "golden days" that never existed
>Constantly took pissing matches with people higher up than him
in a way they are similar, the difference is ralph has nothing that make tony interesting or even slightly "redeemable"

 

[The First Fag]

I think Ralph is saying he’s through living and wants to go on his final spiral.

Maybe there is a God after all. Maybe hope isn't dead.

Bigly words from someone who's trying to wife a pedophile with horse teeth.

And horse face. And horse dick. And horse genetics.

Ralph is completing his transformation from retard to circus freak. The IP2 pipeline

It's all come full circle. Good shit, fam.

Imagine talking about other people's wives when you can count the following as Eskimo bros:

-a tranny pedophile
-a meth addict child predator
-a man who uses ass napkins to cope with his fecal incontinence

Only the most desperate and mentally ill women would subject themselves to the Gunt.

The Ralphamale is little more than a beta bitch who I would not have sex with. Same goes with those who have had sex with him (Ade, Pantsu, Fai Fai, etc)

Thus begins the beginning of the end, there really is no coming back from this.

I speculated half the reason Jim agreed to the guilty gear shit was the little jab at Ralph with the first to 10 shit, which was why Jim came right out the gate with "'memenco" and pill rattles. Ralph's lack of any sort of response over the stream led me to believe he was really seething about it and I think we saw that tonight.

Buckle up boys, shit's going to get DARK from here.

My new based schizo theory is that the reason Jim avoided dunking on Ralph is...well...what will it do? Ralph is pretty good at fucking himself up. The revenge porn, the breakup with Stammerin' Andy, the general dumbassery. It does it more than Jim would. Which says a lot, when you think about it.

If dax disavow Ralph will kill himself.

So there's a chance? The Year of the Chud is here, and by God is it glorious.

 

[TitchBitties]

Gator will definitely be back when he realizes he can't tie onto the Jim ship. The subtweets between Jim and Ralph are incredibly gay, I wanna see the real shit be flung.

 

[RollerGator]

I see a Ralph/mersh collab in the very near future

They're supposed to do that gay bowling event but that might be cancelled with the pig stuck overseas.