🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
are there even any recent pictures of jade? ralph talking about how fat or ugly anyones woman is just blows my mind when hes shagging a flat chested pedo, i dont know, people made it sound like ralph was holding something big over jim and this is the best he has? also do you think he had that article prewritten and ready to release? i bet he did, ill put actual money on him having articles ready for everyone that he just publishes on his shitty wordpress site
 
I'm betting Jim will do a Gunt lore stream. The Kino Casino was good but people will pay more to hear it all from him.. He'd earn more money rehashing Gunt lore in 3 hours than Ralph makes on his show in a week.

I'm expecting Ralph to bring up the Jim-fingering-Jade stream and acting like it's a win. All Jim has to play is Ralph saying "My name is Ethan and I want to suck Jim's cock".

Also, Jim's now part of the Ralph Retort Hitpiece Club along with ADRIENNA BLAIR and Josh. That hitpiece read a lot like something Vickers would post. Maybe the transformation really is progressing.

With Ralph's ongoing opioid arc, there's a non-zero chance tonight's a pillstream.

LASTLY: WHO GETS GATOR IN THE DIVORCE? IT'S NOT LOOKING SO GOOD RALPHABROS
 
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Null said:
Nora was the best woman that Ralph ever had or ever will have and she was also overweight. It's really, really embarrassing that Ralph published this retard shit.
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I know this is gonna sound gay as fuck. But I...have empathy for ralph. He ran a fucking internet call in show, people had fun.

I often wonder if he couldnt ve taken all the youtube/stream.me money and paid to have his felony expunged. And gone to the UK to be with Nora and hung up the IBS shit.
 
Happy Fish said:
No, but he is fat like Tony Soprano
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Well we know of at least one difference.. Tony won all of his fights, except Bobby. Ralph gets his ass kicked by women and trannies.

northstar747 said:
I know this is gonna sound gay as fuck. But I...have empathy for ralph. He ran a fucking internet call in show, people had fun.

I often wonder if he couldnt ve taken all the youtube/stream.me money and paid to have his felony expunged. And gone to the UK to be with Nora and hung up the IBS shit.
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Yeah that is gay to have empathy for a person who was the only cause of their own destruction. Ralph had the easiest job and live out there. He has no excuse and the only one to blame is himself. So many of us have to actually work in life and have careers that are far more stressful than Ralphs, yet we manage to hold it up together just fine. Ralph has never had a job in his life except for the Killstream.
 
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Trust in GAWD's Plan. This is just another tribulation for the modern day Job that is Ethan Ralph.

In the land of Portugal there lived a man whose name was Ralph. This man was blameless and upright; he feared Jim and shunned the alawgs. He had seven illegitimate sons and three illegitimate daughters, and he owned seven thousand view bots, three thousand armani purses, five hundred yoke of oxen and five hundred donkeys, one of which he married, and had a large number of internet jannies. He was the greatest man among all the people of his sektur.* - The Book of Gunt
 
northstar747 said:
I know this is gonna sound gay as fuck. But I...have empathy for ralph. He ran a fucking internet call in show, people had fun.

I often wonder if he couldnt ve taken all the youtube/stream.me money and paid to have his felony expunged. And gone to the UK to be with Nora and hung up the IBS shit.
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Come on, it's like when people say "if Chris didn't win that contest, he would've never been a turbosperg we know today". Ralph got better after his time in jail, but only because he was kept away from liquor and if he indeed tried to control this part of his life, he would be way better off. Staying on YT would only bring more money to fuel his alcoholism and would speed up his divorce.
 
buttmunch said:
are there even any recent pictures of jade? ralph talking about how fat or ugly anyones woman is just blows my mind when hes shagging a flat chested pedo, i dont know, people made it sound like ralph was holding something big over jim and this is the best he has? also do you think he had that article prewritten and ready to release? i bet he did, ill put actual money on him having articles ready for everyone that he just publishes on his shitty wordpress site
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No that was definitely a 4am drunk pill popping cryfest he typed up. He probably had the bones of the piece rattling around his fat melon though.
 
Just a reminder that Ralph wrote that article on his phone in his empty hotel room with his pig-eyes almost sealed shut, probably while crying and eating BK plant burgers drinking pure soy through a straw because his jaw is wired shut for the benefit of everyone around him.
 
Did Ralph just have that article ready to go just in case Jim makes a joke about him? It's like a sad retarded larp of Batman with Ralph preparing le epic ownz on people for the inevitable backstabbing. Which incidently let's you know Ralph is always looking to backstab people.
 
We've entered some kind of feltening singularity where he keeps digging his hole deeper at ever-increasing speeds. In the last few weeks alone things have happened that people have been speculating about for years.

I'm excited to see what happens next. I can't even guess what it'll be.
 
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