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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
You’re not wrong, but let’s face it - it will have been Kevin or someone else like him who groomed the poor bastard and convinced him that chemical castration and living the life of a freak was a good idea in the first place, and then they turned their backs on him because he couldn’t keep up appearances and grift like the rest of them.

Look, zero engagement for his sobs of regret from his fellow troons.
You’d have to have a heart of stone not to feel a tiny bit of pity.

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*THIS IS WHAT THE REST OF THE TROONOSPHERE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW*
Everyone's a transta while riding that gender euphoria BONER high, then reality kicks in the door and they're suddenly in the most precarious situation they've ever experienced. It's like Kevie's sudden moments of lucidity or Wedgie-poo's episodes of seething - it's always a sign of something going on in the background, of them feeling a spark of realization.

Then coomer brain rot sets in, they huff another 40CCs of concentrated copium, and business as usual until their next moment of lucidity.
 
You’re not wrong, but let’s face it - it will have been Kevin or someone else like him who groomed the poor bastard and convinced him that chemical castration and living the life of a freak was a good idea in the first place, and then they turned their backs on him because he couldn’t keep up appearances and grift like the rest of them.

Look, zero engagement for his sobs of regret from his fellow troons.
You’d have to have a heart of stone not to feel a tiny bit of pity.

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Do we know if this person is on the Tranch?
 
They’re definitely not, they were (allegedly) promised a place but then rejected, and are forever seething about it on Twitter.
So, yeah, off-topic kinda.
You're on topic IMO. If they were rejected from the Tranch and are buttsore on the subject, that's relevant.

Can you point me to your reason for thinking they were rejected from the Tranch?
 
So they posted photos of more goods for the Lakota rez. [1], [2]
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That’s about it for for actual Tranch related happenings. We did have some activity on Trancher twitters though.
Kevin posted a video of himself meowing back to one of the cats and I guess that fits in here because it is a video inside their house. [A]
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He posted a pic of a couple cats too. [A]
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He and Penny express their love for each other. [A]
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Josie sperged about [insert whatever is appropriate because I don’t have the brain cells to read and describe this] [A]
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And Jen… Well… [A]
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Josie posted these 2 pictures but I didn’t archive the tweet E80EDBA8-C3BD-435B-903E-8B9FCE91782F.jpeg438ADEB5-016A-4AE3-ABA3-DA680F2E1FDB.jpeg
That last photo is grim.
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Paying $50 to ship $30 worth of food sounds like something these people would do.

Next time, just send a $70 check to the Pine Ridge food bank, and everybody wins.

 
I don't deal with cats so correct me if I'm wrong but aren't they pretty shockingly obese? Wouldn't surprise me if they were feeding them the same crap they all eat.
Listen here you fucking transphobic bigot! They aren't obese, they're just heckin' big chonkers! If y'all don't stop doxing these poor furbabies I will rate you posts poorly. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
 
Josie sperged about [insert whatever is appropriate because I don’t have the brain cells to read and describe this] [A]
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I think what Jarrod is getting at is that any family can find a way to start growing some of their own food, even if they don't have land. Things like community gardens. And that most people have a large portion of their time dedicated to working outside the home which makes it more difficult to tend to plants or chickens. Things would have to change for it to be feasible for every family to start growing food. He's just using a lot of stupid buzzwords.

If that's what he's saying and I'm not putting words in his mouth, I agree with him, honestly.
 
- it's always a sign of something going on in the background, of them feeling a spark of realization.
Then coomer brain rot sets in, they huff another 40CCs of concentrated copium, and business as usual until their next moment of lucidity.

tfw when you are blissing out in your Copium nod, but then your dangerhair start to turn blue, people get worried: a DocTerf injects you with Sparkan, and the stark realisation that you are adorned with both tits and a diaper hits you like a truck
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Very nice of Kevin to look through and touch it all, I'm sure he isn't taking out any of the stuff he wants. Very appreciated.
Yeah, I’m sure the recipients of that aid will appreciate the empty bags of Doritos and the old cans of puréed sweet corn that Kevin leaves behind.
 
So I ran across this troon on social media that eats out of dumpsters and lives on a different troon farm in New York. Expecting another tranch scenario I clicked over to the Eastbrook Community Farm Facebook and was completely shocked to see the amount of produce and meat they're getting out of less than an acre of land.

So it's not the concept of a troon farm that's non-functional. It's the tranch specifically that's managed to screw everything up so badly 🤔
 
So I ran across this troon on social media that eats out of dumpsters and lives on a different troon farm in New York. Expecting another tranch scenario I clicked over to the Eastbrook Community Farm Facebook and was completely shocked to see the amount of produce and meat they're getting out of less than an acre of land.

So it's not the concept of a troon farm that's non-functional. It's the tranch specifically that's managed to screw everything up so badly 🤔
Farming is also much easier in New York than the barren wasteland of Colorado.
 
Something I’ve noticed is that Penny ALWAYS types out money amounts as “389.oo” instead of “389.00”. Why does he use o’s instead of zeros?
Probably he's autistically misunderstanding why small zeros are used on some price tags (to save space)
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Very nice of Kevin to look through and touch it all, I'm sure he isn't taking out any of the stuff he wants. Very appreciated.
I think the care package might actually be for the tranch itself - Kevin doesn't make any mention of the Lakota grift in the tweet and Jen's being pretty upfront about trying the "sauce flavoured carbohydrate crisps" (presumably he describes it so weirdly because he's unaccustomed to eating something that isn't human shit). Weird optics to be relying on "care packages" while pretending to be helping out the reservation, but I haven't seen them suggest people should mail them care packages directly (and I don't think they've publicised their address - if you google it all you find is the filing details of the LLC which is registered in Livermore and not the tranch's address itself) so I guess this is a friend.

Then again the twitter bio could suggest otherwise:

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It would be pretty funny if this person sent a care package of food for the rez but assumed there was no need to label it "this is for the Lakota, not the tranch", but Kevin assumed a delivery of food to an organisation that was pretending to be helping poor Indians must be for him.

Also the warm clothes grift has generated some truly hideous items of clothing. I know they're not trying to style the Lakota for a runway shoot but that doesn't mean poor people want to wrap themselves in literally whatever fabric an insane troon drops off on their reservation. I also note a conspicuous absence of hand knitted/crocheted items despite Penny's claims about getting overwhelmed by knitters. Not even some hats from that lady who bought a knitting machine from Michael's.
 
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