🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
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Hopefully he'll wash his next Valium down with a glass of chardonnay. That's the arc I'd like to see. 50's housewife wine mom Ethan.
 
Oh, this is wonderful, a couple of hookers robbed and beat him up. But I think he got the "chase" all wrong tho, it probably was the other way around, fat boy wobbling slowly away(running for him) and the two petit hookers jogging after him, catching up with him after 10sec. Bet he cried like a bitch too and was what saved him, people in the neighborhood probably thought a pig was being slaughtered and came running, scaring away the two hookers.
 
plgfarts said:
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The guy across from him in the ward has been pretending he doesn't speak English for two whole days in order to successfully ignore the squealing gunt. :story:

Also, good call to the ward staff on drugging the beast to allow the other patients to have a quiet night's rest.
 
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he's such a faggot, omg they gave me valium i'm a edgy 12 year old.

it's a pretty common thing to be given in a hospital, but I'm more inclined to believe he's just being himself (ie: loud and obnoxious) and they just want him to sleep or die, since mixing benzos and opiates is a good way to not wake up. Especially if you're a fat fuck with a bad heart who gets winded briskly walking 10 steps to yell at another lowcow before being arrested. Probably why his neighbor has been pulling the no speaka de english routine thus far.

remember when we only had mayo to work with for a meme?
 
BlueSpark said:
Can't go through withdrawal if you never stop getting doped up - the Ralphamale wins again!
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God, Customs is really going to have a treat with him. If he shows up Stateside with a bag full of pills, it's going to turn into a "deep gunt" examination. His Twaddler posts are just tightening the noose.
 
Late joining the 'its all his fault' train, but I feel like its relevant to add that I have traveled a lot in my life. Third world, second world, first world. Not just traveled but lived abroad in a few places too. The people saying you just have to act natural and not be a dumbass who sticks out are correct. I've been in hella sketchy countries before and never had anything like this happen to me. The only time I ever faced a crime was being pick pocketed in London of all places (and I wasnt even a tourist, I was living there at the time). So its not the country itself that is the most important factor (unless there is a civil war or something) but rather how you behave, your sense of self-awareness, and knowing that different countries have different social norms than where you come from and also that aggressive stereotypes of ignorant foreigners (US, Russians, Brits, Gulf Arabs especially) are way more likely to have problems than normal go with the flo type people.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
plus considering I've been scouring that bar and it's surrounding locations social media I'm more inclined to believe he either left or was kicked out and while extremely wasted was wandering that area and got into an altercation with the cocaine mafia
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He fell and ate shit while drunk is my vote no fuckin way he was in a fight or ran.
 
The hospital took one look at me and felt bad so they gave me what would normally be prescribed to patients who have severe head trauma. Look at me here winning left and right, ayylawgs BTFO'd.
 
Witch Bitch said:
He fell and ate shit while drunk is my vote no fuckin way he was in a fight or ran.
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These kinds of cities can be extremely dangerous for tourists. Even in Paradise (Hawai'i) tourists or marines on leave and local gangs get into brawls that lead to murder from time to time. I 100% believe he was in a fight and lost badly.
 
The aylawgs of Portugal may have won the battle but they haven't won the war. Those trannies will curse the day they fucked with the Ralphamale. Next time it'll be a fair fight - 4 on 4.
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The moment that Ralph realized he was going to get beat up, I guarantee his first thought before blacking out was "how am I going to explain this to the a-logs?"
 
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