🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[the khat quaffer]

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Ethan Ralph looks like a Tom and Jerry gag where Tom gets his shit kicked in by Jerry.
He might as well utter the words "don't you believe it".

Just like one of my japanese animes

 

[WutangLee]

Somebody pointed out that Ralph is posting these pictures because he may be developing some sort of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and in this case sees himself as some sort of Joker-Driver esque misunderstood badass that is living life by his own rules. I originally pushed that theory off because I considered "Common, how can someone like that not live with huge amounts of self loathing masking it with exaggerated boasting." But I'm coming to terms that it may be true. When he compared himself to a Greek god I figured something was up. But to post this pics without shame is making me suspect it's true. I'm not psychologist, so if you wanna take a swing on what Ralph is developing I'm open to any explanation.

What’s the next saga? My money is on a heroin saga.

deadbeat daddi ralph saga should be up next. My prediction is it's gonna be a slow cooker of Ralph neglecting his responsibilities by going on trips to vegas as a form of escapism, which will leave Meigh alone with the baby. Pending Meight isn't complete joke of a human being and realizes their "marriage" is a non-existent sham and will finally start to confront the Gunt on his destructive behavior from simple shit like driving like a buffoon, but sticking by him for the crazy shit like getting curbstomped and releasing revenge porn. So it's like a leaky basement, she'll pretend nothing's wrong, but eventually a disaster will unfold from it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He has put up his itinerary archive is a bit backlogged.
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Coming home by boat will take about two weeks and there won't be usable internet.

 

[Sammich]

That's an interesting thought!
If the damage caused Ethan to just flip a switch then come out and admit to fuck ups it would be wild.
Do you think anyone would forgive him?

A few would for sure, depends on how sincere he came across. Most people love a redemption, and short of being a pedophile rapist, people are generally willing to give a second chance.

 

[Christorian X]

Somebody pointed out that Ralph is posting these pictures because he may be developing some sort of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and in this case sees himself as some sort of Joker-Driver esque misunderstood badass that is living life by his own rules. I originally pushed that theory off because I considered "Common, how can someone like that not live with huge amounts of self loathing masking it with exaggerated boasting." But I'm coming to terms that it may be true. When he compared himself to a Greek god I figured something was up. But to post this pics without shame is making me suspect it's true. I'm not psychologist, so if you wanna take a swing on what Ralph is developing I'm open to any explanation.

I say this all joking aside, he clearly has and has HAD NPD for quite awhile now. If anything we are simply seeing much larger repercussions of it starting to be publicly visible.

His motives for the revenge porn, his reasons and actions toward numerous burnt bridges, his entire history towards his mothers health, the whole Florida debacle we keep learning more about, revenge pregnancies, constant Vegas trips to show off his "great" life.

At some point it becomes clear no matter how much on paper he may understand he is shit, he is still operating on some massive delusions about his place in society, etc. His self serving motivations in everything he does and his outright denial or misrepresentation of all the destruction and suffering caused by it all clearly is evidence.

This is a man who has been fully confronted by a mirror and forced to view his own image only to grin and explain that what everyone else sees is what they should strive toward while simultaneously looking for a hammer.

 

[Figger Naggot]

This sounds like something he'd bluster on about but end up never following through on.

That said, watching him get stuck in Portugal would be hilarious, so I hope I'm wrong.

I've never been more proud of being wrong. Granted, I originally thought it would be due to some sort of passport/covid shenanigans. He's going be trapped there for weeks, in a hospital bed, alone.

 

[lolwatagain]

Oh god he looks ridiculous.
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But all the talk of people wanting to buy the fucking bag is giving me some major Chris-Chan retard ween vibes. Why would anyone pay a cent for the stupid bag, it should go into a landfill where it belongs.
Shelling out hundreds of dollars to a criminal for some dysfunctional alcoholic's man purse is really, really dumb and cringeworthy, and I don't think anyone is owning Ethan Ralph by acknowledging that him having owned something massively inflates its value.

In fact now that I'm thinking about it, dumping a bunch of cash on useless garbage in an attempt to own other people sounds suspiciously like the kind of thing Ralph would pull.


Idk, I feel like posting pictures of his injuries makes him look like a dude for whom getting injured is novel so he wants to take the opportunity to show it off.

Normal men who actually do shit get injuries constantly, it's an unremarkable part of life. No, they don't generally get injured that badly, but still, every time you get hurt or get a scar it's a little bit embarrassing to go running to people going "Look look at me I got hurt like the big boys do!" especially when the injury was a result of your own stupidity.

Nobody needs a Murse. It would be great to get the actual story instead of Gunt's obvious lie.

 

[NPC304348]

Somebody pointed out that Ralph is posting these pictures because he may be developing some sort of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and in this case sees himself as some sort of Joker-Driver esque misunderstood badass that is living life by his own rules. I originally pushed that theory off because I considered "Common, how can someone like that not live with huge amounts of self loathing masking it with exaggerated boasting." But I'm coming to terms that it may be true. When he compared himself to a Greek god I figured something was up. But to post this pics without shame is making me suspect it's true. I'm not psychologist, so if you wanna take a swing on what Ralph is developing I'm open to any explanation.

deadbeat daddi ralph saga should be up next. My prediction is it's gonna be a slow cooker of Ralph neglecting his responsibilities by going on trips to vegas as a form of escapism, which will leave Meigh alone with the baby. Pending Meight isn't complete joke of a human being and realizes their "marriage" is a non-existent sham and will finally start to confront the Gunt on his destructive behavior from simple shit like driving like a buffoon, but sticking by him for the crazy shit like getting curbstomped and releasing revenge porn. So it's like a leaky basement, she'll pretend nothing's wrong, but eventually a disaster will unfold from it.

neither of these retards understand what it takes just to maintain the life of a child let alone raise it in a respectable manner. meigh is going along with ralph's future travel plans because she has no fucking clue. you really can't understand this until you have a child. it becomes your entire life. once its born, meigh will be overwhelmed and will start asking ethan to cancel all of these plans and he'll be a beta bitch and argue that they agreed on him taking all of these trips.

they have no clue how many nights they're going to get 2 hours of sleep because newborns need food on a tight schedule and they aren't always going to be sleeping/chilling between feedings. constantly washing crib covers full of pee. getting pissed on when changing diapers. the task of loading the baby and its things in the car to go do every day tasks. then just when they start being able to communicate, the tantrums.

if ralph continues the KS, i wouldnt be surprised if we get to watch a live meltdown, with exhausted meigh just unloading on ralph because she's stuck caring for a crying baby while the dolphin laugh echoes thru their shithole house. things are about to get even realer than the ass beating he just caught.

 

[Wormy]

sees himself as some sort of Joker-Driver esque misunderstood badass that is living life by his own rules.

Oh PLEASE.

Thanks to that fucking Joker movie ( I actually kind of liked the flick it'self, but the fans are insufferable), it's put in the heads of a legion of losers that they're somehow Travis Bickle.

God, why couldn't they have gotten this much stupid inspiration from, like, Kick Ass or even the original Death Wish? It'd still be cringe, but not THIS cringe.

Also, Gunt is nowhere near "esque" to Bickle, Fleck, Keirsey, ect. Every single one of them was able to at least maintain something of a veneer of respectability or normalcy. Gunt can't even fake it.

neither of these retards understand what it takes just to maintain the life of a child let alone raise it with any kind of decency. meigh is going along with ralph's future travel plans because she has no fucking clue. you really can't understand this until you have a child. it becomes your entire life. once its born, meigh will be overwhelmed and will start asking ethan to cancel all of these plans and he'll be a beta bitch and argue that they agreed on him taking all of these trips.

Only feel sorry for the kid. Noone should have to deal with POS parents like that.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Coming home by boat will take about two weeks and there won't be usable internet.

He's talking about a boat trip to some island he had planned in Portugal.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

neither of these retards understand what it takes just to maintain the life of a child let alone raise it in a respectable manner.

it'll either be a wake up call for ralph.. wait who am I kidding, this is a man who hung a dog and eats food from the garbage. Sadly guntlina's fate is either being shaken to death for waking up ralph from a makers coma for being hungry or being slow roasted in the back of a shitbox nissan if it some how manages not to ingest something lethal while crawling around his shithole

 

[R00T]

Somebody pointed out that Ralph is posting these pictures because he may be developing some sort of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and in this case sees himself as some sort of Joker-Driver esque misunderstood badass that is living life by his own rules.

This is far more common than you think.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

it's hard to tell until he says as much or we hear him talk mainly because he's so fat, I'm thin and when I had my jaw wired from a motorcycle accident you couldn't even tell. The biggest L for ralph is not being able to stuff his mouth with fine garbage burgers for a while if so

It would be the perfect karmic justice. Ralph is always mouthing off to people everywhere he goes. Having his jaw wired shut for six weeks is apt punishment.

 

[Meatball_Man]

ralph's mom shat the bed when she died. if ralph dies during the surgery he can walk in the footsteps of his mother

 

[SheogorathJ]

"I will go pick a fight with people who do this for fun"

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

if Ralph suffered brain damage how would he be acting differently?

More violent outbursts than normal for him. If he continues drinking he will experience early onset dementia. Meigh is such a lucky girl!

 

[Fareal]

Oh PLEASE.

Thanks to that fucking Joker movie ( I actually kind of liked the flick it'self, but the fans are insufferable), it's put in the heads of a legion of losers that they're somehow Travis Bickle.

God, why couldn't they have gotten this much stupid inspiration from, like, Kick Ass or even the original Death Wish? It'd still be cringe, but not THIS cringe.

Also, Gunt is nowhere near "esque" to Bickle, Fleck, Keirsey, ect. Every single one of them was able to at least maintain something of a veneer of respectability or normalcy. Gunt can't even fake it.


Only feel sorry for the kid. Noone should have to deal with POS parents like that.

The film is brilliant if you understand it's not a superhero movie. It's a film about untreated mental illness. It's about being sick and getting sicker and having no support to help you not spiral down. It would have made less money but been utterly adored by critics if it had been called Arthur instead of Joker and had all references to the Waynes and other DC stuff excised.

Anyway. We all feel sorry for the foal. No kid growing up under the same roof as gunt has any decent life chance. The foal didn't volunteer, she has been conscripted to be involved in this shit carnival.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

they have no clue how many nights they're going to get 2 hours of sleep because newborns need food on a tight schedule and they aren't always going to be sleeping/chilling between feedings. constantly washing crib covers full of pee. getting pissed on when changing diapers. the task of loading the baby and its things in the car to go do every day tasks. then just when they start being able to communicate, the tantrums.

by they i think you mean meigh. there is no way ralph is going to do any of that. whether he is at home or in vegas he is the definition of a do nothing wigger dead beat dad.

the only thing you can expect from ralph is his further using drugs and alcohol to cope with the shit in his life. the changes brought about by having a baby around will drive him even deeper into that bottle of makers mark.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

What’s the next saga? My money is on a heroin saga.

I think he is more of a "crack cocaine" nigga kind of type. Possibly meth.

 

[Wormy]

The film is brilliant if you understand it's not a superhero movie. It's a film about untreated mental illness. It's about being sick and getting sicker and having no support to help you not spiral down. It would have made less money but been utterly adored by critics if it had been called Arthur instead of Joker and had all references to the Waynes and other DC stuff excised.

Anyway. We all feel sorry for the foal. No kid growing up under the same roof as gunt has any decent life chance. The foal didn't volunteer, she has been conscripted to be involved in this shit carnival.

Maybe why I did at least enjoy the movie somewhat; I watched it as a vigilante film, though more Ms.45 (likewise partially about untreated trauma and mental illness) than Death Wish.