🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[GL09]

I bet he wishes he went for Knoxville 2 unfinished businesses now. It would have left him a lot less fucked up.

Also fuck you Ralph, you wouldn't have shown a shred of empathy for anyone else in your situation. You would have Dolphin laughed your ass off.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Lol wtf is Ralph even trying to say? It “proves everything he said about them correct”? What all the people who say they hate you, really do? We’re they suppose to “snake” and suddenly be remorseful and sorry for the Gunt? Did he have some secret hope that the entire internet would hold hands, pray for Ralph and have a pity party for the giant asshole on a spite trip getting his shit pushed in?

We were all supposed to pray for Ralph guys, then he would have recognized he was wrong lol.

Ralph constantly brags about how happy he would be if his enemies suffer and die and he also he claims to be a Christian. I rarely see any Ralph haters hoping for his death or to get cancer. Most just laugh their asses off at his stunning streak of terrible decisions. People think he just has it coming for acting like the words biggest dumbest pettiest thin-skinned asshole.

Seriously, Ralph would be on hour 78 of a marathon stream 10x worse than anything here if this had happened to Warski (or any of 100 other enemies).

 

[Frog Ken]

Rare moment of clarity from Ethan, got to respect that.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ethan is running to the police like a rape victim. A true Ralphamale doesn't snitch, he gets even. Unfortunately he's just a studio gangster, many such cases.
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Lol, the anon burner internet number in Lisbon will surely catch the face stomper! A guy fencing hot shit online surely has his real name and address connected to a phone number he lists online to sell stolen goods. He will probably email you a scan of his passport if you ask nicely too.

I think Ralph is mostly just terrified people will manage to get an interview with his attacker, discover it’s one 5’2 100 lb woman or man and what stupid shit Ralph did to piss them off enough to leave him a weeping, lump of unconscious lard looking like a retarded Chinese man on the streets of Lisbon. He doesn’t want the police to investigate his ass stomping, but def wants to spook the face stomper into staying off the internet with the deets and laughing with some alog on YT.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Nigga who the fuck is "we?" He keeps saying this "we" shit. You have nobody. Your pregnant fiance doesn't care about you, your idol literally made up bullshit to avoid going with you, and then admitted it while laughing at you. Your only real friend, Gator (who is on your fucking payroll, lmao), was too broke as shit to afford going with you. You're alone, in a foreign country, where you don't speak the language, surviving off of the hospitality of people that pity the short, morbidly obese, obviously mentally retarded American that just got beaten so bad by a gypsy that he ended up in the hospital. Christ. Fucking "we." I'm getting a good belly laugh from that one.

Jokes on you, he still has his kidnapped underage prostitute with him. Stupid haydur.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Been thinking about this a lot, and I think it needs to be emphasized: Ralph almost died. He was beaten within inches of his life. The damage done to his head was just short of real brain trauma and fatal hemorrhage. After his orbital was fractured, another hit could've pushed the bone out of position and into soft tissue, killing him or damaging his brain. It's possible that he will have permanent brain damage or a concussion from these injuries.

If he ends up back near 100% after the bruising and fracture have healed, he will be exceptionally lucky. Keep that in mind in the future if he goes back to beating his chest and pretending to be an internet tough guy.

 

[Christorian X]

What is the black wire shit in his nose?

It looks like this confirms his nose was indeed broken. This must be some technique involved in resetting it.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Guessing since he has tubes and stitches they probably broke his nose in such a way that it broke the septum. Would explain stitches in the septum itself and the tubes to keep airway and shape.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

if Ralph suffered brain damage how would he be acting differently?

 

[Drive-By Comment]

if Ralph suffered brain damage how would he be acting differently?

To take question seriously. Frontal lobes... Often inhibitions lessen, loss of empathy, impulse control problems... It is the part that most separates as from other animals. Some will never be fit to live in society -> Violent or sexual behavior for example, without those inhibitions or empathy.

Common I think is just memory problems though. Especially short term. Short random blackouts.

But possible effects are so numerous. Brains do it all after all.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

if Ralph suffered brain damage how would he be acting differently?

If he’s lucky maybe it’ll make him more introspective and reconsider his life.

Like that’d ever happen. Ha.

 

[CECA Loather]

Oh, Ralph. I don't understand why you decided to display your bashed in face for all the see and make the haydurs find reason to laugh at you and make it into a meme. At this rate, this new face of his will replace the Knoxville gunt picture.

As for his story, I think him saying that he underwent surgery to make himself look more like a Mongol to celebrate the Lunar New Year is way more plausible. His eyes are slitter than mine and his face is now round instead of lumpy.



He now looks like the contestants I see competing in a Naadam festival if the contestants aren't wearing eyeliner and mascara.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

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Every time I look at his fucked up face, I have a genuine moment of sympathy for Ralph. Then he puts out dumb shit like this and I feel stupid for thinking that this is a person worth empathizing with. I personally don't enjoy being so cynical when it comes to incidents like this but Ralph is so painfully obnoxious and hideously unlikable that it's impossible to feel sorry for him. His robber could sneak in the room in the middle of the night and take a tire iron his knees just for the lolz and he'd STILL find a way to make you glad it happened.

 

[ClipBitch]

Since ralphs show might be down for months, the Kino Casino lads should advertise themselves as the new killstream hosts/location just to lure his lost piggies in.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

If Ralph wants to own the ayelawgs he should stop posting pictures of himself looking all swollen and utterly defeated and depressed

I’m not gonna lie, posting pictures of his injuries makes him look like a badass. It shows he’s not hiding anything, and that he’s not ashamed. Gotta give credit where it’s due.

 

[GenociderSyo]

He has put up his itinerary archive is a bit backlogged.

 

[NPC304348]

I’m not gonna lie, posting pictures of his injuries makes him look like a badass. It shows he’s not hiding anything, and that he’s not ashamed. Gotta give credit where it’s due.

too bad he ruined it with that bullshit story about chasing down bad guys and "fighting too hard"

 

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[SupremeGuntleman]

Been thinking about this a lot, and I think it needs to be emphasized: Ralph almost died. He was beaten within inches of his life. The damage done to his head was just short of real brain trauma and fatal hemorrhage. After his orbital was fractured, another hit could've pushed the bone out of position and into soft tissue, killing him or damaging his brain. It's possible that he will have permanent brain damage or a concussion from these injuries.

If he ends up back near 100% after the bruising and fracture have healed, he will be exceptionally lucky. Keep that in mind in the future if he goes back to beating his chest and pretending to be an internet tough guy.

Imagine if it was one of those brain injuries that change your personality and he became a nice person

 

[Old Man Mario]

Imagine if it was one of those brain injuries that change your personality and he became a nice person

That's an interesting thought!
If the damage caused Ethan to just flip a switch then come out and admit to fuck ups it would be wild.
Do you think anyone would forgive him?