I think the reason they always need more "blates" is cause they never do dishes.
The coping Wedge does to excuse his poverty is amazing. I half-expect him to identify as a millionaire, just so he can have yet another excuse to complain about his poor life-decisions.
Check this out though, if your list of triggers is ever expanding and ever changing then nobody can ever know what to content warn you about until you're triggered and thus can accuse them of doing something wrong when they post things completely innocently which is probably exactly why your list of triggers is ever expanding and ever changing.
Kevin is the platonic ideal of a consoomer as envisioned by rich people seeking to get richer. He'll always put off his needs for his wants, and has unwavering brand loyalty once you indoctrinate him enough. You can shovel shit into his mouth and he'll ask for more as long as you fly the rainbow flag and acknowledge his fetish once in a while. A million Kevins would literally be the wet dream of any aspiring CEOs.
Wellbutrin is prescribed for anxiety and is the go-to one for people who don't want weight gain side effects, as it's more likely to make you lose weight. SSRIs generally mess with your appetite a little, so that's usually what might cause weight gain/loss. I don't completely fault Kevin for wanting to try something else, but he also doesn't even try to exercise, which would at least keep his weight stable. It's just easy to gain weight more rapidly when you're on a new SSRI without realizing it.
DK-2 Guard is the Diaclone Ironhide. As in Pre-transformers transformers. Instead of living robots, they were mechs made to fight off alien bugmen invaders who had mechs of their own. When they got localized years after release to the US they got made into a good few of the autobots, one of which being optimus prime. What I'm getting at here is there IS already lore to this figure, and that lore's premise is infinitely cooler than the shit kevin cooked up.
And he's also indifferent to the fact that most poor people are cisgendered, boo-hoo..
CW: bathing, responsibility
Just add CW: Transphobia and you can avoid their bullshit.
Blocked AND reported. Enjoy your twitter ban, chud.
It's always crazy to me to see troons rail against capitalism or neo-liberalism or greedy CEOs when if it were up to the greedy elite capitalist overlords we'd all probably be living like Kevin.
So much for women belonging in the kitchen.
I know that the lack of self-awareness is a given because...troons, but Wedge, how on earth do you *regularly* have suicidal urges from viewing "triggering content" (which...agree, because what the fuk? knife porn??) on twatter dot com, and maybe not think "hmm...I might be in the wrong profession"?? If you are regularly exposed to such violating content, pls explain as to how sex work is so empowering again?
I assume he's up for jury duty, right? A part of me almost wants Kevin to weasel his way out of it, if only so that the other jurors don't have to sit there and smell him for the duration of the trial. But at the same time, I think he should go through with it, if only because it's his civic duty to do so. Asking a lot, I know.
