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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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Wow there is just no fucking way I could follow this cow; I'd get an ulcer. I read two pages and am shitting tophats at my bathroom ceiling. Good lord some people just deserve the rope. Godspeed to those of you monitoring this one.
 
I feel like Lou's actually managed to give the entire thread fatigue with this latest saga. I want Corust or literally anyone with a following to give him hell over this. Fucking exhausting.
I was actually about to nope the fuck out and go back to focusing on other stuff because of how infuriatingly predictable it all was. From

"I'm going to be very transparent, I will return donations we don't need for medical bills, in fact I won't even eat until this is taken care of"​
to "I was tempted to buy video games teehee oh and also I'm eating a lot"​
to "well, Denise put the cat down suddenly, so now I'm sad and I'm buying video games with whatever I haven't spent yet".​
The only silver lining is that either Denise or Coach (his mom and stepdad, for newcomers) decided to step in and end the cat's suffering, when Lou was happy and planning to prolong it out to Monday for even more grift. I'm getting legit MATI, as I think most other longterm Lounatics are.

But now I check back in and see he's got that Feature after all, so... yay Lou? Congrats on the Feature? You made it to 1200+ pages without any special attention, at least something good (?) is coming of this grift.

Just a thought- why was his cat named "Lover"? Would this have anything to do with his relationship problems?
The "official" story is that Lover's real name was Zorro, before he was the Gagliardi's cat. However, Lou is an idiot; the previous owners picked Zorro because the cat's fur color made it look like he wore a mask, like Zorro, the masked swordsman. But Lou has evidently never heard of Zorro, the masked swordsman, and instead assumed that the owners had been trying to name the cat "mask" in Spanish. Zorro means "fox" in Spanish, not "mask", so haha, old owners dumb, we need a new name. After that, the cat started being affectionate towards the Gagliardis, so... Lover.

That's it. At least according to Lou's version. There's been some ongoing speculation that Lou FUCKS the cat, but at present, this is pure conjecture. (he IS confirmed sexually attracted to cat characters, mind you; tittycat furry women with giant muscles and boobs the size of large dogs)

One small note: Lover wasn't "his cat". Lou's been acting like Lover was his cat for the past week or so, but that's a new development, something he started doing for the grift. Lover was actually his mom's cat, and while Lou did mention Lover more than the other animals in his house, it was only like once every six months or so.

Lou's "favorite pet" is actually his longsuffering nephew, known as The Louman Shield. Lou's not responsible for the Shield, either, but at least the Shield is a fairly regular gueststar in Lou's endless cycle of sagas and grifts (for example: see last Christmas, when Lou spent a month telling the TRAMSCROW he needed lots of money to buy the Shield Christmas presents... and in the end, the present Lou gave him was a FREE LIBRARY CARD. Or a few months before that, when the Shield's epic birthday saga culminated in a single toy gun that cost less than twenty dollars and came broken out of the box). Lover the Cat only appeared for a few minutes every season or two, if he was lucky, which is one of the reasons why longterm thread-watchers have been so angry at Lou's behavior. It'd be one thing if Lou had shown a lot of interest in the cat BEFORE it got sick, but anyone who's followed Lou for a long period of time can see that his reaction has been blatantly performative.
 
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Lou uploaded a video of the cat because he's trying to wring as much out sympathy of this as he can.
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Watching that video was like something out of Silence of the Lambs; the radio playing obnoxiously loud radio blabber in the background, while the cat is clearly still affectionate and trusting towards its owner, with its pitiful mews and its weak attempts to sit in a more relaxed, comfortable fashion, while allowing its owner to stroke him. Hearing this sexual deviant trying to feint sympathy for his pet makes it all the worse to listen to.

If parents are punished with potentially lengthy prison sentences for not allowing/withdrawing medical treatment to their children, then someone who is deliberately prolonging the suffering of their pet(s) just to milk money from others should be barred from having any more pets in the future.
 
Well that was pleasant. Worst lolcow speedate erhver.

Wow, I only gave this guy a skim the first few times, but I now find him...horribly fascinating. Like, lolcows don't learn, but even as his fortunes have crumbled around him, this guy is a machine. He's (no pronouns for you) like a basic A.I. program that is designed to play life like a strategy video game, with the victory condition to get the high score in money and resources spent. Like, unstoppably, violently, unthinkingly, wholly predictable. No beliefs or identity, but pretend if opportune; \\Holocaust, Jew, Trans, maximum protection, recommend setting. [Pronouns randomised]. \\ People, animals, programs, technology - tools, disposable resources. Assets to spend at the nearest opportunity. Compassion, rage, slander, lies, denial, shame, mockery, shame - crude weapons, distractions and defenses, colour-coded code in Tweet form to be used indiscriminately. He doesn't understand why these sprites that he has to deal with don't quite react optimally to his resource strategy, so they are to be exploited or destroyed in order to boost his stats. People are after him? //Trans shield activate! Denial, slur, relocate information, claim harassment, slander, activate suicide threat. \\Oh, an NPC fell for it? \\Reengage with mockery. Combo with shame. Resource rate at zero? Distraction, suicide threat, apology (format: [IF YOU DON'T SEE ME]). Erase data. Wipe memory. Exception, terms "Kiwifarms""please""Nazi""nigger""lol" "meal".//

//Rebooting. Randomising username.//

I can't even describe this behaviour as evil. It's like, an experimental android designed to live off the Internet even as it deteriorates and starts to bog down and malfunction. He's robotically, callously instinctive. His Twitter is like if somebody took every air-headed, politically correct, left-leaning tweet in the last 5 years and randomised the phrases into sentences. Those nasty tweets he used to shoot at randos are like, almost written by algorithm, it doesn't feel like there's any venom or hate behind them, no point or info to communicate, not even a half-hearted attempt to manipulate people or keep up a lie unless there is an immediate need - they're just meant to be as nasty and hurtful as possible, and the victim complex and suicide baiting are his disposable shields against those same, because he knows, in some robotic, infeeling way, that this are tested perforative tactics that have a high success rate on humans, like he would try to suicide bait you even if you were actually trying to kill him. His bottom barrel reputation and extensive public record are totally meaningless concepts except as a signal to raise the shields labeled 'slander' and 'harassment'. Just so long as it ticks the boxes of what he's identified as the safety of the protected Internet classes.

I'm sure it's been brought up before, but the consumer electronics, the games, the indulgence, they don't seem to mean anything, like he buys them because in the life 'game', they're valuable, human status symbols, ergo he's assimilated their value too. The furry art and 'fetishes' he has is presumably because his 'identity' at least has a minimum threshold of degeneracy. He's now trying to calculate the correct degree of self-pity and salesmanship in the most 'engaging UWU configuration' possible, because the cat's illness and death were like a timed buff to pity stats and estimated income. Apologies, contrition, admission...he treats them like they're cheat codes to end the game but he keeps misspelling them. There's no aim, reason or goal. No meaning to his behaviour. He doesn't care about anything meaningful, including himself. He's like pure nihilism. He will take and coonsume if it kills him. Amass. //Conserve energy. Allied sprites are to be damaged or defeated with maximum expedience. Diabetes? Bug. May cause future stack overflow.//

I don't think...there's much chance he'll buy another animal - he doesn't seem capable of learning, adapting or innovating (even for a lolcow), only impulsive opportunism. Like, he doesn't seem like a guy to conspire to give his brother a terminal illness to fundraise on, but if he got one, I'm sure he'd be sending Go-Fund-Me e-mails to the White House. I don't know, I've never seen a person like this. It's like Cosmo Kramer if he was the shittest thing in the world.

I'd argue for crowdfunding websites to impose strict requirements on receipts and project types to dissuade grifters, but it would make it more intimating and time-consuming for normies and as the guy said, furry and trans communities are loosely interconnected and the inexplicably wealthy loyally crowdfund the stubbornly destitute, and of course there are people that will defend and affirm trans-furries if they eat a baby. But I think there should be some immediate disqualification for suicide baiting under all circumstances. Your money refunded and the project starter referred to the good Samaritan line, no exceptions. (Mercy on the fucker who takes his call.) It's not legal intimidation, but it's emotional coercion for monetary gain if used to crowdfund right? If somebody is about to commit suicide over a chronic lack of necessary basics, they're not likely to be innovating anything valuable.
 
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Louie, by his own admission, is still a virgin. His mother has even given him shit that he's mever had sex at 37 years old. He claims to be asexual, but I think he's bisexual and extremely awkward and uncomfortable with sex, so he sticks to furfag art to fulfill his urges. He does act like a horny perv at times on Twatter, but doesn't pursue IRL sexual contact because he's such a social cripple.
For reference, this is from Lou's Liked Tweets archive. Lou liked this post at or around three o'clock yesterday afternoon; mere hours after Lover died, when Lou was still inconsolable and (according to him) unable to do anything except cry and stress eat.

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The censored bit, in case you couldn't guess, is an animal penis thrusting into an animal vagina.
https://archive.md/Yg3Ic

Again, Lou claims to be asexual.

And yet, this is what he's doing, publicly on his main account, whilst grieving for his dead cat.
 
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For reference, this is from Lou's Liked Tweets archive. Lou liked this post at or around three o'clock yesterday afternoon; mere hours after Lover died, when Lou was still inconsolable and (according to him) unable to do anything except cry and stress eat.

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The censored bit, in case you couldn't guess, is an animal penis thrusting into an animal vagina.

Again, Lou claims to be asexual.

And yet, this is what he's doing, publicly on his main account, whilst grieving for his dead cat.
So he is a filthy porn addict on top of everything else. He probably considers himself asexual because he can’t get it up due to his poor health and lack of genuine balls, but that does not mean he does not want to fuck eventually.
 
For reference, this is from Lou's Liked Tweets archive. Lou liked this post at or around three o'clock yesterday afternoon; mere hours after Lover died, when Lou was still inconsolable and (according to him) unable to do anything except cry and stress eat.

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The censored bit, in case you couldn't guess, is an animal penis thrusting into an animal vagina.

Again, Lou claims to be asexual.

And yet, this is what he's doing, publicly on his main account, whilst grieving for his dead cat.
I strongly think he is gay. Homosexual but too ugly to get laid, so he plays the role of an incelibate instead.

I think the hyper breast fetish is him s overcompensating, I could be wrong, I don't think I am though.
I don't think Lou is technically asexual, but he does not have a normal adult sexuality. I think a combination of his clearly stunted intellectual and emotional development and addiction to furry porn have warped his sexuality to the point that he isn't attracted to human beings.

Lou has never expressed, or even hinted at, sexual attraction to any human, of any gender or any age. He's a toddler-like solipsist who doesn't understand other people enough to have sexual or romantic feelings towards them. He has sexual urges as an adult man, but that is sublimated into revolting furry porn. It's all an abstract concept to him, his urge to coom is completely uncoupled from other people. That's why he is into such extreme, revolting porn. Everything we've seen him "like" is so bizarre and extreme that it looks more like abstract art than pornography - crotch boobs, balls the size of household appliances, hyper muscle, cum firehoses. His attention span is so short he has to get into crazier and crazier things to get off. Humans aren't attractive to him at all.

At least that means he's not a sexual danger to other people, including children. He's not a pedo. I don't think actual people excite him at all. He is a physical danger to women and especially children though, given his short temper and history of violent outbursts.
 
I have seen a lot, but admin 01's post in https://kiwifarms.net/threads/louis...oness-lynn-brooks-acekatt.66344/post-11026007

just left me fuming. Using a loved animals pain like that for personal gratification and gain.
Jesus fucking christ, this really rubs me the wrong way.
I will go out and hug my pets and pat them right now.

EDIT: added later:
Obligatory Dylan verse:
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And I hope that you die
And your death will come soon
I'll follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead
 
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So he is a filthy porn addict on top of everything else. He probably considers himself asexual because he can’t get it up due to his poor health and lack of genuine balls, but that does not mean he does not want to fuck eventually.
Basically, yeah. He's not quite as porny-horny as, say, Russell Greer, but Lou definitely enjoys furry porn on a regular basis. He's also obsessed with commissioning pinup art of hyper-boobed cat furries of his own design; after iPads, laptops, and food, furry porn is his biggest budgetary expense.

One thing I'll say in his defense is that, unlike most other virgin/incel lolcows, Lou never mentions wanting to find a girlfriend (or boyfriend). He has never been on a Love Quest, has never mentioned a girl he likes, nor even expressed an interest in maybe someday getting out there and finding someone else to share his life with. Lou loves porn, and has a modest romantic interest in several fictional female characters (primarily Wonder Woman), but he's not a waifuist, and seems utterly to indifferent to other people. Even friendships are too much for him to bother with; romance is not even on the table.

That COULD be evidence of asexuality, but honestly, given the way Lou is, and given that he clearly gets horny (even when his cat dies!), I think Lou's lack of Love Qeusting is simply due to the fact that Lou is a narcissistic sociopath who can't even pretend to love anyone other than himself.


p.s. Lou HAS claimed to have been raped by his biological father. It's not often he brings this up - once a year or less - and the consensus view amongst longtime Loustorians is that Lou is lying for attention / pity/ griftbux. It certainly wouldn't be the first thing he's flatout lied about in order to get money from his Twitter followers (e.g. at one point he claimed his mother died, even though she's evidently got better), but there is an outside chance that Lou was raped and, thus, is now too traumatized to have any romantic relationships.


At least that means he's not a sexual danger to other people, including children. He's not a pedo. I don't think actual people excite him at all. He is a physical danger to women and especially children though, given his short temper and history of violent outbursts.
PROBABLY not a pedo.

I, personally, don't think he's a pedo. But there have been indications in the past, and several longterm followers believe he could be.

(imo, I wouldn't be surprised if he's fapped to lolicon on more than one occasion, nor to learn that he's got at least some cheese pizza on his computer. But while he may have a casual interest in Adobe PDF files, perhaps born from a lifetime of sexual frustration and furry porn addiction, there's no real evidence it's his main interest, and little evidence to suggest it's a major one. The MOST CONCERNING aspect of Lou's behavior, re: children, is his habit of showing up on the Twitter timelines of underage kids and getting fights with them over My Little Pony characters, and even that only happens maybe once a month or so.)

-edit- oh, AND the time he tried to weasel his way into his nephew's kids-only birthday bowling party and got BTFO'd by both his family and by the bowling alley. 38 year old man trying to bowl with a bunch of 8 yearold kids, hmmm...
 
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For new friends just finding out about Lard-Ace because he's featured on the front page right now, there is some misleading info in the front page summary. Louie doesn't really spend much on video games. He's not much of a gamer and he's terrible at playing games. He couldn't even get past the tutorial level of L.A. Noir. He had a half-way decent collection of PS4 games when he had his first PS4, but most of them were left in the shrink wrap.

Lard-Ace blows his GriftBux mostly on consumer electronics like iPads, Samsung tablets, chromebooks, and laptops. He does buy furfaggot art, but he always cheaps out on them, usually spending less than $45 on each piece.

He's also more like 500lbs than 400lbs.
Don't forget, it was enough deformed weasel art that we were able to have a March madness competition for the worst one.
 
How is this thread so big when this cunt has 97 followers on twitter?
He's just that much of a cunt.

Lou is an outstandingly productive cow. He never stops being terrible, and everything he says and does is hilarious, infuriating or jaw-dropping. He's the only cow I check in on most days and there is always new content, and lots of it.
 
So every month this guy blows his tugboat on ipads, porn, and pasta or something and then ebegs the rest of the month?

If he's on a tugboat he's on the poor people insurance too. They give free bus passes to sick/crazy people so they can go to appointments, so that bus fare begging is either laziness or a lie. Furthermore, most therapy and Dr visits are on apps now. That you can use on your iPad(s). He doesn't even have to get the fuck out of bed. So where is he taking the bus to? Walmart?

There are also certain brands of wet cat food that can be covered by food stamps if you shop around. A great way to pass the time and be productive if you have a shopping addiction which he clearly does. He's too fat to not be on food stamps so literally he is too greedy for doritos or whatever to put aside $20 a month OF FREE MONEY for wet food.

Poor Zorro <\3
(out of respect for the dead, I am using his original not creepy name)

EVEN DSP (eventually) TOOK JASPER KITTY TO THE VET WHEN HE HAD A UTI.
 
biden is visiting the burgh on the same day that a small-but-important-for-traffic bridge collapsed, so expect some hot takes from lou just as soon as he realizes that it happened
How is this thread so big when this cunt has 97 followers on twitter?
"I am so much better than this fat grifter who prolongs animals' suffering, burdens his family, and literally refuses to get a job all while splurging pathologically on tablets" never gets old to say, I guess. Nor does open mic psychoanalysis.

I stopped following the thread because Lou largely does like 2 or 3 things over and over again, but there is a remarkable quality to his commitment to doing those two or three things. Prolonging the suffering of this cat is really an upgrade in terms of despicability to his usual forte, and by jove has he finally earned a spot on the sticky. It's not a stretch to say this is probably the greatest honor of the fat man's life, that he'll continue to do the same 2 or 3 things despite this kerfuffle, and that there's plenty more a-logging to be had.

Folks want him to get his comeuppance, except the whole of his miserable existence already is his comeuppance. So it's sortof a weird, morbid fascination with someone so autistically bent on being a fat, miserable, lecherous waste of air. His enduring commitment to being miserable, the fruit by the foot of his own labor, is a unique and sterling quality.
 
He's just that much of a cunt.

Lou is an outstandingly productive cow. He never stops being terrible, and everything he says and does is hilarious, infuriating or jaw-dropping. He's the only cow I check in on most days and there is always new content, and lots of it.
Yeah, basically. Every day is it's something horrible with him; if he's not calling celebrities Nazis, he's accusing random people of pedophilia for no other reason than they like a rival football team. If he's not flipping shit on a twelve yearold girl because she said something about a My Little Pony that Lou considers transphobic, he's freaking out because he's going blind and urgently needs $300 for a newer, bigger iPad (but it's NOT MANDATORY). He has a hole in his foot and his mum dies and his mum's back to life and religious people are all evil and blah blah blah blah blah.

So every month this guy blows his tugboat on ipads, porn, and pasta or something and then ebegs the rest of the month?
That's the prevailing theory, yes. Lou is very evasive about his finances; HE claims he receives no assistance and has no way of getting money for his ever-escalating list of needs and wants, save the generosity of strangers. It's almost certain that he has a form of monthly income, however; nobody has worked out what it is yet, but he tends to make his biggest purchases on the first of every month (when tugboats would come in) - with the exception of last December, when iirc he made his big purchases on the 27th - which JUST SO HAPPENED to be the very day when, because government-stuff, tugboats were released early.

I mentioned this some time ago, but the type of medical insurance Lou has COULD be an indication of what sort of tugboat he's getting. Dunno if anyone's worked out his medical coverage, though.
 
How is this thread so big when this cunt has 97 followers on twitter?
How does this cunt grift so much cash when he has 97 followers. He's not as infamous as Chris who managed to attract autistic benefactors over a career spanning decades, and this guy is more of a degenerate than Chris (pre-motherfucking).
 
I'm just noticing one of the twitter screenshots in the original featured post is Louis saying, "I've been up since 7:30 AM" as if that's some kind of shocking and stunning feat indicative of stress level.

Getting up at 4, 5, and 6 AM is par for the course for most people. What a drain on society.
 
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