Well that was pleasant. Worst lolcow speedate erhver.
Wow, I only gave this guy a skim the first few times, but I now find him...horribly fascinating. Like, lolcows don't learn, but even as his fortunes have crumbled around him, this guy is a machine. He's (no pronouns for you) like a basic A.I. program that is designed to play life like a strategy video game, with the victory condition to get the high score in money and resources spent. Like, unstoppably, violently, unthinkingly, wholly predictable. No beliefs or identity, but pretend if opportune; \\Holocaust, Jew, Trans, maximum protection, recommend setting. [Pronouns randomised]. \\ People, animals, programs, technology - tools, disposable resources. Assets to spend at the nearest opportunity. Compassion, rage, slander, lies, denial, shame, mockery, shame - crude weapons, distractions and defenses, colour-coded code in Tweet form to be used indiscriminately. He doesn't understand why these sprites that he has to deal with don't quite react optimally to his resource strategy, so they are to be exploited or destroyed in order to boost his stats. People are after him? //Trans shield activate! Denial, slur, relocate information, claim harassment, slander, activate suicide threat. \\Oh, an NPC fell for it? \\Reengage with mockery. Combo with shame. Resource rate at zero? Distraction, suicide threat, apology (format: [IF YOU DON'T SEE ME]). Erase data. Wipe memory. Exception, terms "Kiwifarms""please""Nazi""nigger""lol" "meal".//
//Rebooting. Randomising username.//
I can't even describe this behaviour as evil. It's like, an experimental android designed to live off the Internet even as it deteriorates and starts to bog down and malfunction. He's robotically, callously instinctive. His Twitter is like if somebody took every air-headed, politically correct, left-leaning tweet in the last 5 years and randomised the phrases into sentences. Those nasty tweets he used to shoot at randos are like, almost written by algorithm, it doesn't feel like there's any venom or hate behind them, no point or info to communicate, not even a half-hearted attempt to manipulate people or keep up a lie unless there is an immediate need - they're just meant to be as nasty and hurtful as possible, and the victim complex and suicide baiting are his disposable shields against those same, because he knows, in some robotic, infeeling way, that this are tested perforative tactics that have a high success rate on humans, like he would try to suicide bait you even if you were actually trying to kill him. His bottom barrel reputation and extensive public record are totally meaningless concepts except as a signal to raise the shields labeled 'slander' and 'harassment'. Just so long as it ticks the boxes of what he's identified as the safety of the protected Internet classes.
I'm sure it's been brought up before, but the consumer electronics, the games, the indulgence, they don't seem to mean anything, like he buys them because in the life 'game', they're valuable, human status symbols, ergo he's assimilated their value too. The furry art and 'fetishes' he has is presumably because his 'identity' at least has a minimum threshold of degeneracy. He's now trying to calculate the correct degree of self-pity and salesmanship in the most 'engaging UWU configuration' possible, because the cat's illness and death were like a timed buff to pity stats and estimated income. Apologies, contrition, admission...he treats them like they're cheat codes to end the game but he keeps misspelling them. There's no aim, reason or goal. No meaning to his behaviour. He doesn't care about anything meaningful, including himself. He's like pure nihilism. He will take and coonsume if it kills him. Amass. //Conserve energy. Allied sprites are to be damaged or defeated with maximum expedience. Diabetes? Bug. May cause future stack overflow.//
I don't think...there's much chance he'll buy another animal - he doesn't seem capable of learning, adapting or innovating (even for a lolcow), only impulsive opportunism. Like, he doesn't seem like a guy to conspire to give his brother a terminal illness to fundraise on, but if he got one, I'm sure he'd be sending Go-Fund-Me e-mails to the White House. I don't know, I've never seen a person like this. It's like Cosmo Kramer if he was the shittest thing in the world.
I'd argue for crowdfunding websites to impose strict requirements on receipts and project types to dissuade grifters, but it would make it more intimating and time-consuming for normies and as the guy said, furry and trans communities are loosely interconnected and the inexplicably wealthy loyally crowdfund the stubbornly destitute, and of course there are people that will defend and affirm trans-furries if they eat a baby. But I think there should be some immediate disqualification for suicide baiting under all circumstances. Your money refunded and the project starter referred to the good Samaritan line, no exceptions. (Mercy on the fucker who takes his call.) It's not legal intimidation, but it's emotional coercion for monetary gain if used to crowdfund right? If somebody is about to commit suicide over a chronic lack of necessary basics, they're not likely to be innovating anything valuable.
