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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 46 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 60 12.0%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 82 16.3%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 162 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 19 3.8%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 27 5.4%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 55 11.0%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 51 10.2%
  • Total voters
    502
I really can't agree with Lou's claim that he "failed" his cat, as that would imply he even tried to help in the first fucking place. It goes without saying but if someone has an animal, any animal, then having spare cash saved somewhere pre-emptively in case of an emergency vet visit is an obvious must. I've known people on limited-income disability tugboats who will keep money in their goddamn wall in the off chance their dog gets an abscess, because even broke-ass schizos are capable of understanding that their pet is reliant on them for help if they get sick.

What you don't do is sit on heaps of sellable electronics while twiddling your fat thumbs and going "well I haven't seen a vet yet but Dr. Google says I'll have to pay $400 per visit, so I'm waiting for my donos to foot the cost of my neglect". And then you definitely don't decide to celebrate the death of your beloved pet, who relied on you for aid (not your followers, not your friends, fucking you, Lou), with a trip to Walmart to you cheer yourself up with some gold-plated airpods, the latest iphone, three 2-litres of Fanta, and five bags of Doritos.

My only consolidating thought in all of this is he's going to go out the same way as his poor cat one day. Lou's only legacy will be ending up as someone else's fiscal boon, with his family and the hazmat team divvying up the electronic assets he hoarded to pay for cleanup after he rots away in agony from the 'beetus.

Hats are welcome by the way, I'm real fucking mad at this sapient shitberg.
 
McSchlomo said:
To be fair, have you looked at all the other people on display in this forum, some of whom have probably had more sex than the entire readership combined while being >400 pounds, riddled with diseases, and whatnot? "Unfuckable" has lost all meaning since I've started reading here. Actually, a lot of things have lost meaning since I started reading here...

Also, people like this always find victims to manipulate into fucking them.



I saw that just after I posted. I'll adjust for factual sake.
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Louie, by his own admission, is still a virgin. His mother has even given him shit that he's mever had sex at 37 years old. He claims to be asexual, but I think he's bisexual and extremely awkward and uncomfortable with sex, so he sticks to furfag art to fulfill his urges. He does act like a horny perv at times on Twatter, but doesn't pursue IRL sexual contact because he's such a social cripple.

toilet_rainbow said:
Read at least the OP/primer. It contains many of his greatest hits at your convenience.
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I second that all new friends at least read the OP so they can get a better feel for who Lard-Ace is. I know it's a fairly large thread and that can be a daunting task to read the whole thing, but I personally think it's worth the effort because of all the horrible shit Louie has said and done in the pursuit of GriftBux and feeling superior to other Twatter users.
 
Keep in mind, Louie was gearing up to grift for a $400+ iPad mini, because his iPad Pro is too big to take with him to the doctor's.

Despite (IIRC) selling his 3rd iPad mini he got from donations because the screen was too small because of his diabetic retinopathy he's been milking for grifrbux.

Lover's health problems was to him, a happy little accident he could use to turbocharge his latest iPad grift.

The only thing this fat cunt cares about is getting money and buying electronics, food and ketchup. As I've said before, it used to be "haha what a grifting asshole", but Louie still manages to find a way to prove just how abhorrent he is every few months, and this shit with his cat just highlights how terrible of a person he really is.
 
I can't ever have a cat, thanks to my allergies.

Why am I barred from having a furry friend and shitheads like the Gagliardis prolong the cat's suffering for grift bucks. It just doesn't make sense.
 
Pukebucket said:
Because someone would have to pay for his care and mommy dearest is supposedly footing the cost of his living expenses so the taxpayers don't have to.
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I mean, it's all but certain that Momma Gags is leeching off the taxpayer too via SSI or something, plus food stamps.
 
Thumb Butler said:
Why isn't someone this retarded locked up in a group home?
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Because his mother Denise is willing to enable Louie by letting him live with her rent-free, feed him, and care for him like he was still 6 years old. There has been speculation that she uses him to scam welfare or that he could be the recipient of his deceased biological father's benefits of some sort, but we know nothing more concrete that he miraculously seems to have some "anonymous benefactor" gifting him whatever new expensive electronic device at the beginning of every month when welfare money gets deposited into accounts. Cracks have begun to show lately, as Denise has asked about getting family members evicted from the home when they aren't renters, so she's likely sick of her lazy fat-lard of a son mooching off of her without contributing anything to the household and wants to boot his ass out.
 
This is just a testament that furrys should NEVER be allowed to own pets. Whether its through their fucked up degenercy or neglect the animals almost always end up being the victims.
 
The Dude said:
mother has even given him shit that he's mever had sex at 37 years old. He claims to be asexual, but I think he's bisexual and extremely awkward and uncomfortable with sex, so he sticks to furfag art to fulfill his urges.
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I've always thought that Lou's asexuality was very much a "you can't fire me, I quit" scenario.

Anyhow, did anyone else notice that he's literally laundering his donations through one of his ~BIPOC~ orbiters??? Jesus christ Lou could you be any more obvious about your leeching?
 
Dusk said:
I've always thought that Lou's asexuality was very much a "you can't fire me, I quit" scenario.
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I strongly think he is gay. Homosexual but too ugly to get laid, so he plays the role of an incelibate instead.

I think the hyper breast fetish is him s overcompensating, I could be wrong, I don't think I am though.
 
That poor cat was starved. Probably was sick and feeling like shit for a long time. Shows how neglected it was. Piece of shit furry owner.
 
I have a lot to catch up so excuse me for been :late: but I’m honestly not shocked someone as vile as LardAss himself would use his dying cat to set up for another money scamming grift.

All I have to say to you, Lou, I hope the diabetes gets to you sooner. You fucking disgusting blight.
 
If I had to take a wild guess this guy doesn’t have a job and instead leeches off of social security? Apart of me also doesn’t exactly blame him despite the fact that he essentially exploited a cat in dire pain because if there’s one thing I learned is there’s a special kind of insanity you have to have to be a furry these days. And he’s probably spoiled from gullible or retarded furries donating to him out of impulse.
 
Dave. said:
If I had to take a wild guess this guy doesn’t have a job and instead leeches off of social security? Apart of me also doesn’t exactly blame him despite the fact that he essentially exploited a cat in dire pain because if there’s one thing I learned is there’s a special kind of insanity you have to have to be a furry these days. And he’s probably spoiled from gullible or retarded furries donating to him out of impulse.
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Correct on all accounts. Louis's only job he had ever worked was most likely community service for assaulting a stranger (which his court documents suggest he was sentenced to), which was bell ringing for the salvation army. He also regularly makes major purchases at the start of the month when social security benefits come in. Granted, his bell ringing being court ordered isn't confirmed without a shadow of a doubt, but there's overwhelming evidence which points to it. As for social security, it isn't entirely clear if either he or his mother is receiving it, or both, but it is unquestionable that at least one of them is.
 
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