🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%
  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%
  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%
  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%
  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%
  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%

  • Total voters
    2,361
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What do you guys think? Ralphamale 6 hours or so away from surgery? Pray for him, no horse should have to outlive her man.
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I am praying. Praying the anesthesiologist is liberal with muscle relaxants but stingy on sedatives. I pray he gets his rack bill tomorrow after surgery and loses his shit. I have never asked for so much to happen to one man before, but now I'm not sure I want this to stop.
 
What do you guys think? Ralphamale 6 hours or so away from surgery? Pray for him, no horse should have to outlive her man.
I hope he suffers extreme pain but lives a long time, and his entire life is nothing but eternal suffering.
It is sort of funny to me that you all are downvoting an actual medical study about this and it doesn't even matter if it makes gunt look good or not. I am not saying any of this to flatter him or defend him, quite the opposite. Yet you all are unreasonably assmad about it for a reason I can't figure out.
Sperg harder, you fat, retarded idiot.
 
It would be funny if he got full facial reconstructive surgery and got a chiseled chad face planted on his horrific body.
If he actually said that to a Doctor, the guy probably was like 'lol, no. your face is gonna be permanently fucked up from this retard'.
Two chins, he's halfway to reality at least. Being off the booze is doing wonders
I think he either has 4 chins or one massive face gunt with jowls. He might be off the booze for now but he's definitely been getting an opiate drip or else he'd be in severe pain.
 
What do you guys think? Ralphamale 6 hours or so away from surgery? Pray for him, no horse should have to outlive her man.
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So is this just a retarded joke (because not really any relation between neck fat and eye surgery), or subtle confirmation that his jaw was officially wrecked to the point of needing surgical repair?
 
What do you guys think? Ralphamale 6 hours or so away from surgery? Pray for him, no horse should have to outlive her man.
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I like how you can tell she's clearly reading the thread since spergs pointed out her last tweet sounded cold and if she was a real trad wife who was sad would have said she loved him or to send him prayers. She added both this time, lol.
 
It is sort of funny to me that you all are downvoting an actual medical study about this and it doesn't even matter if it makes gunt look good or not. I am not saying any of this to flatter him or defend him, quite the opposite. Yet you all are unreasonably assmad about it for a reason I can't figure out.
I think we can all agree it sure as shit wasn't a sports injury, the #2 cause.
 
the poll on this thread has between 2-4 times a killstream viewership lol.
What do you guys think? Ralphamale 6 hours or so away from surgery? Pray for him, no horse should have to outlive her man.
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ralph you dont even have a double chin, its a fucking quad chin at this point.
I am praying. Praying the anesthesiologist is liberal with muscle relaxants but stingy on sedatives. I pray he gets his rack bill tomorrow after surgery and loses his shit. I have never asked for so much to happen to one man before, but now I'm not sure I want this to stop.
i hope hes mistakenly put in the oven for what he did to the puppies
I think he either has 4 chins or one massive face gunt with jowls. He might be off the booze for now but he's definitely been getting an opiate drip or else he'd be in severe pain.
fucking see ralph? an unrelated post also agrees you have 4 times the chin of a normal adult.
If he actually said that to a Doctor, the guy probably was like 'lol, no. your face is gonna be permanently fucked up from this retard'.
imagine having to jokingly or seriously discuss "preservation" of appearance with ralph as a doctor and you cant just tell him off, the fuck do you say? oh dont worry sir your fucking putrid neck fat and disgusting puss filed freakishly elongated cromagnon head will look as good as after.
 
Jim continuing to have fun at Ralph's expense.
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What do you guys think? Ralphamale 6 hours or so away from surgery? Pray for him, no horse should have to outlive her man.
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Oh May, stop lying. We know you don't love Ralph. You only love him for whatever attention and e-fame you can get out of him. After hearing what Ralph did to Nora, I wouldn't be surprised if he did the same to you and right now you are feeling a sense of relief that he will be gone for a bit longer. If you really loved him you would taking the first flight out to Portugal to be there with him.
 
Wtf are you even talking about you spaz? Do you have brain damage?
You're telling me this isn't the real John Goodman?!
Oh May, stop lying. We know you don't love Ralph. You only love him for whatever attention and e-fame you can get out of him. After hearing what Ralph did to Nora, I wouldn't be surprised if he did the same to you and right now you are feeling a sense of relief that he will be gone for a bit longer. If you really loved him you would taking the first flight out to Portugal to be there with him.
And she knew him for exactly like, less than a year before she was knocked up? Yeah, I'm not buying it.
 
I'm of the opinion the purse could've been taken as a souvenir (that's assuming the craigslist ad is a coincidence). When I was a kid I knew people who would mug Indians in my neighbourhood and steal their hats/shoes as a trophy. If I were that kind of character, stealing a fat American's purse would be peak humour.

"Guys, guys, you won't believe who I beat up today! This fat fucking faggot had a purse! Look!"
Definitely was taken as a souvenir. If the sale online is real, is the strap cut? If not cut it was easily slid of his unconscious body.
 
Jim well and truly has broken free of Gunt Guarding.

So many have been liberated the past few months from being under the metaphorical starfishing thumb of the gunt.

The people rise up against their corpulent oppressor
 
Jim continuing to have fun at Ralph's expense.
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I get the feeling that Jim is playing a bit of a game. See if Gunt will renounce him or continue to kiss his boots. I mean, it is clear that Jim is now baiting Ralph but Ralph still refuses to attack Jim. Is it because Ralph actually believes that Jim is his friend and will go back on the Killstream some day and make it a success or is it fear?
 
Would be awesome if Ralph got liposuction but only in his neck. That enormous round body with a fucked up skinny head and a set of bird legs. He could join a carnival
 
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