🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
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Retink said:
Imagine Ralph just coming home and it's just an empty shell, even the copper wire was taken out of the walls. There's nothing left but a note in the middle of the living room, which gives the goodbye and is marked with a hoof print from the horse. She's off to live with a real man like Warski or PPP.
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That day is fast approaching and the gunt will have to go through a second volley of child support payments.
 
The Lisbon City Council has just sent a proposal to the Assembly of the Republic to permanently remove the L from the spelling of the nation's capital in honor of Senior Ethan Ralph taking the biggest "L" in Portuguese internet history.
 
Hüftpriester said:
This nigga has most likely been getting the opiate drip for the past 10 hours. In no way is he at his healthiest, lol. He's actually probably pretty close to death and surely would be dead if someone didn't find him laying face down on a Portuguese street.
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Maybe we'll get lucky and get to watch Round 2 when he gets immediately hooked on opiates and goes out and tries to buy some and gets beat the fuck up again.
 
Manwithn0n0men said:
Then he gets his third paternity suit
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He just cannot stop taking L's
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NotYourMom said:
I’m pretty sure I just found the man purse put up for sale on the Portuguese equivalent of Craigslist earlier today. Can someone with better knowledge of the language and culture please take a look?

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And Ralph’s bag for comparison is here: https://mobile.twitter.com/theralphretort/status/1429640319356788739
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Ladies and gentlemen…. We got em
 
NotYourMom said:
I’m pretty sure I just found the man purse put up for sale on the Portuguese equivalent of Craigslist earlier today. Can someone with better knowledge of the language and culture please take a look?
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I copied the description in a translator: Find is not stolen. Original Georgino Armani bag in good condition. New costs 690 euros.
Listed today at 13:18
 
His next court dates are 2/2/22 and 2/28/22 for the Domestic Violence and Restraining Order respectively. There's a good chance he's going to have some explaining to do to the judges. How is he even going to fit in another Vegas trip to keep winning through all that?!?!?
 
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I know when my friends and I want to rob someone we send one guy by himself since 1 > 4.

Dude can't even lie properly...
 
Christorian X said:
His next court dates are 2/2/22 and 2/28/22 for the Domestic Violence and Restraining Order respectively. There's a good chance he's going to have some explaining to do to the judges. How is he even going to fit in another Vegas trip to keep winning through all that?!?!?
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I imagine his lawyer can file for a continuance....but....if I were the judge I would be strongly inclined to set up that restraining order
 
FMW13 said:
I don’t. I’m not even A-logging him when I say this. Dude had this coming for a long time.
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I can't imagine anything more pitiful than a short fat man stuck in a foreign country, covered in his own blood and in severe pain after having his man purse stolen in an attack. In the words of one fat leaf, he's been felted.
 
Christorian X said:
His next court dates are 2/2/22 and 2/28/22 for the Domestic Violence and Restraining Order respectively. There's a good chance he's going to have some explaining to do to the judges. How is he even going to fit in another Vegas trip to keep winning through all that?!?!?
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if the judge asks for the police report will that become publicly available?
 
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Fools Idol said:
Fuck bro. Ralph deserves everything he gets but I kind of feel sorry for him now.
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I would totally sympathize with him given it was on his vacation but all of that got thrown off the window the moment he made up the story about the 1v4 on top lane and how he chased them down.

Let's pretend his story is true for a second, that would mean that not only he wanted to brawl 4 guys by himself, he totally ignored the fact that they could have been armed and he could've been killed, leaving behind a son and his pregnant fiancee. He really does have the decision making and self preservation instincts of a hood nigger.
 
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