🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
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Justtocheck said:
Getting an orbital fracture (not fissure) that needs surgery? My bet is that he got hit with a blunt object like a blackjack. It's not that easy to break an orbital bone with bare fists unless you are really strong (which 4 simple muggers just wouldn't be).
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4 muggers wouldn't bother mauling a mark they can jog away from and lose in 2 blocks, escalating their crime by an order of magnitude, that's why the entire thing is suspect.
 
Now would be a good time to pack up your shit and flee, Meigh. This piece of garbage left you while you were 7 months pregnant to fly across the ocean and publicly fuck underage hookers. He's not a man. Nobody deserves a pig like that. Oh, wait. You're a pedophile. Forget I said anything.
 
Tommy's Mom said:
Now would be a good time to pack up your shit and flee, Meigh. This piece of garbage left you while you were 7 months pregnant to fly across the ocean and publicly fuck underage hookers. He's not a man. Nobody deserves a pig like that. Oh, wait. You're a pedophile. Forget I said anything.
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Is abortion justified if the father is a gunt and the mother is a pedophile?
 
Justtocheck said:
Getting an orbital fracture (not fissure) that needs surgery? My bet is that he got hit with a blunt object like a blackjack. It's not that easy to break an orbital bone with bare fists unless you are really strong (which 4 simple muggers just wouldn't be).
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Boots, bro. It's super easy once he's on the ground and you're heel stomping him directly in the eye socket with your full body weight behind it.
 
NynchLiggers said:
36 years old. :stress:
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He shouldn't be that old and look like Old Man Richard from Pawn Stars.

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Tommy's Mom said:
Boots, bro. It's super easy once he's on the ground and you're heel stomping him directly in the eye socket with your full body weight behind it.
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Yeah, I'd bet that'd be the more likely than a blackjack. Then again, your average mugger won't stomp your face in with boots just for your valuables if you are already down on the ground. Pretty sure Ralph did something.
 
Tommy's Mom said:
Boots, bro. It's super easy once he's on the ground and you're heel stomping him directly in the eye socket with your full body weight behind it.
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Ralph probably went in with the thought process that the last fight against a tranny and female were easy he can take on 4 guys, ended up pinned to the ground (seeing how easy it was for 1 person to pin him to a door frame), and stomped on repeatedly. The only question is they had piggy where they wanted him but why leave the watch, phone, and passport?
 
Justtocheck said:
Yeah, I'd bet that'd be the more likely than a blackjack.
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Wait a minute, in one MATI Null talks about how his policeman grandfather used to beat black people with a blackjack. What if Null brought out his family heirloom to beat down a wigger like Metokur claims?
 
Guys I have a contact from Portugal and he actually managed to get a picture of the incident.
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AncientPhosphur said:
Ralph probably went in with the thought process that the last fight against a tranny and female were easy he can take on 4 guys, ended up pinned to the ground (seeing how easy it was for 1 person to pin him to a door frame), and stomped on repeatedly. The only question is they had piggy where they wanted him but why leave the watch, phone, and passport?
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I said it before:
Fat people are super easy to beat in fights. Anyone with the slightest bit of fighting experience can easily "ground" a fatty. Their weight distribution is completely fucked to begin with, so getting them off balance is not difficult. At most, you'd just have to strike one of their legs to weaken their shit balance and then shoulder check them in the chest. Then they're on the ground and you immediately come in with the heel stomps to the face. Fight over.
 
Any updates on the surgery?
I was thinking about his over all health and he has a good chance of dying from heart failure while he is under.
I would hate for the arc to end that way
 
Ralph: "You think they knew I was an internet talk show host?"

No, cos then they'd have broken your jaw.
 
I don't follow this fat faggot, but seriously, how the fuck does this happen in a place like Lisbon? It's seriously one of the safest European cities I've ever been in... Barcelona? Sure, gangs of Gypsies everywhere. Berlin? Yeah, a lot of willfully unemployed Turks and Syrians that will fuck your shit up. Athens? Yeah, go to Exarchia and act like a retard, and the Afghanis and Africans will probably ruin your day.

But Lisbon? Jesus Christ, you have to really act like a complete retard faggot to find trouble there.
 
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